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At 16 minutes ago, Lagetar wrote: I read most of the replies and I must say that you're all virgins.

Virgin.

At 6 minutes ago, ChamberPot wrote:

At 16 minutes ago, Lagetar wrote: I read most of the replies and I must say that you're all virgins.

Virgin.

potato.

At 11 hours ago, BizzarroPMP wrote: and maybe spit one of my better pieces.

Don't do that. Just go for coffee first, and ask her if she likes poetry. If she says yes then tell her about the open mic night, and ask her to come along, as you're performing. Don't just take her there first thing, because then you'll look like a complete showoff prick.

That is if she agrees to come.

I didn't meet a cute girl today.

Fuck you OP.

So I'm going to go back there around this time everyday, looking nice, and try to start a conversation, and somehow try to show her I'm not stupid. :PPP

What have I got to lose, right?

So any thoughts or helpful tips, NG?

Maybe not everyday. That could come off as creepy but good luck! :D

At 1 hour ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Be a freakin gentlemen, and be nice all day long for her no matter what. Do this, and she'll be more than just friends in less than two hours. That works for me all the time, and I'm so nice to everybody most of the time. It's just my personality I suppose. Give her flowers, chocolate, the works. Get her a card, and write poetry as well. Then, talk about her interests first, and then your interests. Never talk first, let her do the talking, and just add in a comment every few minutes or so.

That's the worst strategy I've ever seen when it comes to pursuing a girl in terms of romantic interest I've ever seen. Treating a woman as if she's worth more than she actually is is absolutely guaranteed to get you in the friend or creeper zone.

Why the fuck should he spend money on her when he's getting nothing in return just for the sake of doing it?

I've been with my girlfriend a year and I've never had to do all that to get a girl, if that's required then fuck her.

Take a trenchcoat and whip out your junk as soon as you come in.
Success guaranteed.

At 8 hours ago, Timmy wrote:

At 5 hours ago, BizzarroPMP wrote: so I have a chance to look cool, and maybe spit one of my better pieces.

Isn't it a little cheesy to bring your date to a poetry jam just so you can show off your poet skills in front of her?

I like the idea of taking her there, but unless someone requests that you perform I would just hang out in the audience.

I second this one. Obviously if you take her there, she may talk about poetry and ask you if you are into it etc. otherwise probalby best not to go for it on that first date.
Genning up on buddhism wouldn't go amiss, but admit that you don't know much- showing that you looked into it for her sake is flattering, but don't go too far.

Best of luck and remember that if YOU found General can be helpful, you should join us and help make it a nice place

At 3 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.

this

At 4 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.

oh man, this.

how mush longer do you think it will be before we start seeing threads where some guy tells us about the time he practically jizzed in his pants because somebody who looked like a cute girl from 100ft away looked not necessarily right at them but in their general direction, and he's like "SOME GIRL LOOKED AT ME!! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!!! SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME!!!""?

And you're asking BBS this...

That's the worst strategy I've ever seen when it comes to pursuing a girl in terms of romantic interest I've ever seen. Treating a woman as if she's worth more than she actually is is absolutely guaranteed to get you in the friend or creeper zone.

Why the fuck should he spend money on her when he's getting nothing in return just for the sake of doing it?

I've been with my girlfriend a year and I've never had to do all that to get a girl, if that's required then fuck her.

Oh yeah? It worked for me, and I have a GF now. Say it again? What doesn't work?

Seriously, what is up with people today and their soap boxes saying everything is boo and bad and stuff.

At 1 minute ago, Powerage wrote:

At 4 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.

oh man, this.

how mush longer do you think it will be before we start seeing threads where some guy tells us about the time he practically jizzed in his pants because somebody who looked like a cute girl from 100ft away looked not necessarily right at them but in their general direction, and he's like "SOME GIRL LOOKED AT ME!! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!!! SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME!!!""?

Yeah, Newgrounders seem totally lost at the concept of girls being friendly for the sake of being friendly, maybe because they have limited female interaction. Even if some cute girl is genuinely interested in you or does a double take in your reaction why should the internet give a fuck?

Please tell me that you're not so deprived of communication with the fairer sex that a girl talking to you suddenly becomes a huge fucking deal, or cause for your internet friends to celebrate.

She's a cashier at a gas station, she has no fucking purpose besides working to deal with the customer. Just cause she entertained your small talk doesn't mean she's interested in you. And what would be the fucking point of RETURNING to a place of a business with the sole intent of hitting on the cashier?

Why not just hit on her the first time you talked to her rather than scurrying home to report "derp, I talked to a cute girl today during a business transaction"? How fucking stupid are you going to look going back repeatedly to talk to her? Especially if you get rejected.

What have I got to lose right? Derp :p

Obviously not any sense of self pride.

The cashier is going to think you are SO desperate and your life is SO void of any sort of relationship that you have no choice but to hit on the first potential mate you see due to a lack of options.

TL;DR FUCK YOU, OP.

At 16 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:

Oh yeah? It worked for me, and I have a GF now. Say it again? What doesn't work?

Seriously, what is up with people today and their soap boxes saying everything is boo and bad and stuff.

Yes, because obviously it will work with every other girl on the planet.

Great way to generalize jackass.

At 4 hours ago, TwittSoup wrote: I like how any casual encounter with a female can be considered flirting by the male.

oh man, this.

80% of NG users feel after talking to a girl.

Yes, because obviously it will work with every other girl on the planet.

Great way to generalize jackass.

Call me a jackass one more time, and I'm reporting you. Knock it off

At 5 hours ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Be a freakin gentlemen, and be nice all day long for her no matter what. Do this, and she'll be more than just friends in less than two hours.

Bullshit. Be a badass: chicks dig badasses.

I am the living embodiment of a gentleman, and all I get is rejection after rejection. Then they date complete douchebags, and when those relationships fail, they come back complaining about how they "never meet a nice guy."

I'm like, "BEEEEEEEEEETCH! I've been here the whole time!"

At 2 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Oh yeah? It worked for me, and I have a GF now. Say it again? What doesn't work?

You'll understand if I don't applaud.

Acquiring a girlfriend might actually be so difficult for some people that you have to buy her stuff BEFORE having gone on an actual date with her but I've never had any difficulty getting dates/getting into relationships.

Fuck, I can go an entire year with a girl without spending so much as her ticket fare when it comes to a movie. Maybe if you don't put so much effort into impressing the female you're going after you'll appear like you have more to do than lay up and think about her? Maybe it might just look like you have options outside of the female your'e pursuing?

Why the fuck should anyone go out of their way to make someone interested in them/attracted to them?

I don't care how unattractive, desperate, awkward you. If you're talking to a female and feel as though you'll get nowhere with her unless you buy her something then you might as well move on.

In fact cutting a female off completely is more likely to get you somewhere than all the bullshit you advised the OP.

She's not into you if you have to do more than be yourself for her, it is YOU the person you want her to be interested in and not what you as a person can do for her.

Seriously, what is up with people today and their soap boxes saying everything is boo and bad and stuff.

Whats up with people and their uncalled for positivity and optimism? Everything is giggles and unicorn shits.

TL;DR FUCK YOU

At 3 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:

Yes, because obviously it will work with every other girl on the planet.

Great way to generalize jackass.

Call me a jackass one more time, and I'm reporting you. Knock it off

Oh yeah, me busting your logic should result in a report against me. Quit being such a little baby.

You're working too hard at this. Go for a girl that pursues you, but I'm really lazy.

I love how my point from the first page was proven 100% accurate.

Every post just got more and more obese as the day progressed. The trolls are just mad that I have the balls to actually talk to girls.

At 1 hour ago, TehPoptartKid wrote: Be a freakin gentlemen, and be nice all day long for her no matter what. Do this, and she'll be more than just friends in less than two hours. That works for me all the time, and I'm so nice to everybody most of the time. It's just my personality I suppose. Give her flowers, chocolate, the works. Get her a card, and write poetry as well. Then, talk about her interests first, and then your interests. Never talk first, let her do the talking, and just add in a comment every few minutes or so.

Who wants to play spot the virgin?

That is some friend zoned every time behavior right there. Even if she gets that you're into her, you most likely come off as creepy. Seriously, no girl will want that.

first you have to learn more about her, especially if she's already taken... Act fast if she isn't, one time I lost a girl my chance with a girl by only 2 weeks.

At 1 hour ago, bloo-apple wrote: first you have to learn more about her, especially if she's already taken... Act fast if she isn't, one time I lost a girl my chance with a girl by only 2 weeks.

Going up there in an hour. Gonna look nice and make interesting conversation.

If she's there.

If not, go up there the next day until I see her. Asking for her number the next time I see her for sure.

Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.

At 18 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.

Why? She's never going to know. I'm just going there until the first time I see her...

At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 18 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.

Why? She's never going to know. I'm just going there until the first time I see her...

You don't think she'll notice that the same guy keeps coming in everyday to make small talk?

At 9 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote:

At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:

At 18 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: Not everyday, dude.

Twice a week, at the most.

Why? She's never going to know. I'm just going there until the first time I see her...

You don't think she'll notice that the same guy keeps coming in everyday to make small talk?

Again.......

Just going in there until the first time I see her.......

There are like 30 posts in this thread where people don't understand that....

At A few seconds ago, BizzarroPMP wrote:

Just going in there until the first time I see her.......

There are like 30 posts in this thread where people don't understand that....

I really don't understand wtf this means. You're going to go in there one more time to woo her, and if it doesn't work, you're going to give it up?

At 52 minutes ago, AlexDecay wrote: I really don't understand wtf this means. You're going to go in there one more time to woo her, and if it doesn't work, you're going to give it up?

Well yeah dude. If the girl ain't interested, she ain't interested.

Also, she wasn't there tonight.