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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 06:45:08 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote:
At 22 minutes ago, Coop wrote: Going to the park while drunk is never good. Blacking out is worse and you have drinking issues, so I would suggest you get professional help.
Professional help? The guy doesn't normally drink and from the sounds of things he won't be like this again.

Okay, maybe I jumped the gun a little there. But then again, from what I hear in the news and see in the parks and towns around where I live, it's not an isolated occurrence.

Most of us have done stuff like this as teens.

I must have lived a sheltered life, then.

I remember being 14 and with some friends in the park drinking through the night then staying there till in a shitty park shelter in the cold until we knew it'd be safe to go inside my house at like 6am when my parents left for work.

Drinking a few miles from home, when I have to walk down dark roads, with no street lighting does tend to help to sober one up, before getting in. I don't seem to get hangovers, it must be why.

This is teen stuff. He'll learn from it.

I hope so.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 06:47:57 Reply

At 3 hours ago, Me-Patch wrote: What is that? Like a half a liter?

Lightweight.

Quarter of a handle is about 500mL. Yep. Unless he drank it in one go he's pretty light.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 06:51:03 Reply

At 3 hours ago, Me-Patch wrote: What is that? Like a half a liter?

Lightweight.

dont forget he said shitty vodka meaning it probably was only like 30% so ultra lightweight


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 06:51:44 Reply

At 3 hours ago, daethdrain wrote: I should start drinking before whatever depression I have kills me. I hate all beer though so that isn't good. I do love mescal and aguardiente.

You should do that lass. I am sober free for 3 days now. I need a sip.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 06:56:31 Reply

you pussy. I can drink 3/4 bottle of Jack straight before I pass out.

you make me sick. blaming alcohol because you can't handle it.
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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 06:59:22 Reply

At 1 minute ago, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: you pussy. I can drink 3/4 bottle of Jack straight before I pass out.

you make me sick. blaming alcohol because you can't handle it.

yet you still can't handle me, tony


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 07:06:20 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, SKHM wrote:
At 1 minute ago, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: you pussy. I can drink 3/4 bottle of Jack straight before I pass out.

you make me sick. blaming alcohol because you can't handle it.
yet you still can't handle me, tony

Why would you sig a tweet that insults you? Oh wait, only faggots tweet. I'm drunk but I think that I have a feeling that something I said is true, or belligerently crazy.

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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 07:09:35 Reply

At A few seconds ago, StripedTiger wrote: Why would you sig a tweet that insults you? Oh wait, only faggots tweet. I'm drunk but I think that I have a feeling that something I said is true, or belligerently crazy.

i like insults

sigs are a way to showcase your affinity for something

a virtual representation of your personality

43,200 pixels of undistilled personality


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 07:18:13 Reply

At 6 minutes ago, SKHM wrote: sigs are a way to showcase your affinity for something

a virtual representation of your personality

43,200 pixels of undistilled personality

As Ali G would say: Respek!

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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 07:25:20 Reply

I drank 4 liters. Danced with a cute chick. Woke up with her phone number and two hamburgers in my fridge. Nom.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 07:26:10 Reply

At 4 hours ago, Piggler wrote: Yesterday, I drank about a quarter of a handle of shitty vodka. I went to the park, blacked out, and woke up at home. My jacket is missing, my phone is missing, and there's puke all over my floor and bed. I woke up 2 hours ago and I have a bit of a headache and I'm still kinda drunk.

Had I just smoked some weed, I would've eaten a lot and happily fallen asleep.

Had I stayed sober, I would've been fine.

This si why drinkingn is bad.

Oh for shame.

Tempted to call you out for getting completely wasted off a quarter of vodka, but that'd be childish and petty and unhelpful...


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 07:35:06 Reply

At 56 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: Professional help? Most of us have done stuff like this as teens. This is teen stuff. He'll learn from it.

You'd make a great mother


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 08:10:12 Reply

alcohol: helping ugly people get laid since the beginning of time.

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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 08:18:40 Reply

about 6 hours ago, I got drunk and it really made my conversation I was having with a girl better.
So fuck you. Learn to handle your liquor.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 08:26:08 Reply

At 46 minutes ago, FairSquare wrote:
You'd make a great mother

Generally attitudes towards risque lifestyle choices teenagers make may change when a person has children themselves. So if I become a parent I'll be sure to bump this when my kid is about 15, so I can tell you whether I still think its alright for teens to have the odd drunken session.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 09:40:09 Reply

At 1 hour ago, Freaki-boy92 wrote: alcohol: helping ugly people get laid since the beginning of time.

I don't get where this comes from, though. I've been wasted off my mind at times, and ugly girls would still look ugly to me.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 09:57:16 Reply

Stop drinking like a retarded sponge.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 11:40:39 Reply

Just don't drink shit next time.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:06:09 Reply

At 8 hours ago, Piggler wrote:
This is why drinking excessively is bad

Fixed.

I enjoy alcohol, weather it is beer, wine, or something else, but I never some stupidly large amount of it at one time.

My father actually let me drink casually when I was young, and I've never been drunk, or even significantly impaired by alcohol.

The key is to learn how and how much to drink.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:09:09 Reply

Don't drink it then?


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:18:06 Reply

If drinking is bad, then why haven't somebody got rid of all the alcohol in the world? The 1920 prohibition tried to do it, but bootlegging arose amongst the crisis.

Besides, I love to drink alcohol. Jack Daniels is my favorite, so is rum, and vodka.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:37:00 Reply

At 5 hours ago, Gagsy wrote: Professional help? The guy doesn't normally drink and from the sounds of things he won't be like this again. Most of us have done stuff like this as teens. I remember being 14 and with some friends in the park drinking through the night then staying there till in a shitty park shelter in the cold until we knew it'd be safe to go inside my house at like 6am when my parents left for work. This is teen stuff. He'll learn from it.

Precisely. To me this is just a lesson in moderation.

My parents, on the other hand, are blowing this completely out of proportion. Apparently my friends dragged me home and left me at home. My mom thought I had overdosed on something and was contemplating taking me to the hospital. Thank God she didn't because that would've been fucking embarassing.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:46:02 Reply

Well I hope you learn from this experience. I can recall 4 times I was drunk out of mind. The results were not nice. I'm glad I grew up.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:48:45 Reply

At 9 hours ago, Piggler wrote: Yesterday, I drank about a quarter of a handle of shitty vodka. I went to the park, blacked out, and woke up at home. My jacket is missing, my phone is missing, and there's puke all over my floor and bed. I woke up 2 hours ago and I have a bit of a headache and I'm still kinda drunk.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away (C)


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 12:52:57 Reply

At 4 hours ago, Gagsy wrote:
At 46 minutes ago, FairSquare wrote:
You'd make a great mother
Generally attitudes towards risque lifestyle choices teenagers make may change when a person has children themselves. So if I become a parent I'll be sure to bump this when my kid is about 15, so I can tell you whether I still think its alright for teens to have the odd drunken session.

Maybe re-reading this thread then will remind you of how you were as a teenager and help you to become a better parent.
Good job OP, you made a child who is yet to be born a bit happier by making this thread.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 15:11:37 Reply

So two of my friends that were there yesterday came over a couple minutes ago. They showed me a video of me yesterday. I was face down on the ground, my pants around my ankles. On top of that, they were beating the shit out of me.

Fuck my life.


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Response to Fuck Alcohol 2012-02-19 16:29:45 Reply

At 1 hour ago, Piggler wrote: I was face down on the ground, my pants around my ankles. On top of that, they were beating the shit out of me.

I knew this thread was shenanigans from the start. I remember you. You're funny as shit.


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