Worst substitute teacher ever had?

[dangoval95]

In middle school a man named Mr. Ito came into my classroom and demanded we talk to him in first person or were kicked out the classroom. He then went on to telling stories about how he ate a cosco size jar of mayonaise for 5 dollars.
Have you had any bad subs?

[tox]

i have been fortunate to have good subs all my life, it is a matter of perception, if you believe that they are good or bad then you are either not listening or they are not doing a very good job,

i remember that one sub, who i had all the way from grade 4-9 was one of the best teachers that i have ever met, she was rough, but fair, taught me the justice of how things work and how to deal with my own issues,
i owe her what i am today and am eternally grateful for it, i went back 2 years after i had last seen her and in about 20 seconds she realized who i was and how much i had grown and was amazed,
she would be in her.. late 60s now i believe

[SnoopyChicken]

At 1 minute ago, dangoval95 wrote: He then went on to telling stories about how he ate a cosco size jar of mayonaise for 5 dollars.
Have you had any bad subs?

Ha, that sounds pretty cool.
We once had a sub walk in and ask us to be quiet, we all ignored him and he just walked back out and didn't come back.
We were being dicks but if you're going to teach you need to know how to deal with kids doing that.

[dangoval95]

Thats really cool to hear. Subs and teachers are so underpaid it makes me sad.

[benmitchell0036]

I once had a morbidly obese male substitute teacher wearing a sun dress, and he wrote on the chalk board with his own urine "My name is Mr. Penis" and then he literally took a shit on the floor and ate it with a spoon, and then called a kid a "Russian witch computer" for the rest of the class.

[dangoval95]

At 7 minutes ago, benmitchell0036 wrote: I once had a morbidly obese male substitute teacher wearing a sun dress, and he wrote on the chalk board with his own urine "My name is Mr. Penis" and then he literally took a shit on the floor and ate it with a spoon, and then called a kid a "Russian witch computer" for the rest of the class.

And I thought my sub was bad...

[TehPoptartKid]

In middle school, I had this Japanese substitute and he was the worst. He gave us a spelling test, but with a heavy accent and I could barely understand what he said. So, I didn't care, and left the note paper blank. I was like screw this. Give me an F or something.

[Ragnarokia]

Ones that made us do work.
Seriously, almost like it's a school or something.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 55 minutes ago, dangoval95 wrote: In middle school a man named Mr. Ito came into my classroom and demanded we talk to him in first person or were kicked out the classroom. He then went on to telling stories about how he ate a cosco size jar of mayonaise for 5 dollars.
Have you had any bad subs?

I mostly had good subs. I had this one sub that let me listen to music in class, the normal teacher didn't.

[Prinzy2]

Mr.DenBohende or something like that. He has a PhD in philosophy and was a complete nut job, he use to be a principle at a nearby school until he pushed a kid down the stairs, and he was always looking down girl's shirts Creepy for a 70 year old.

[dlxrevolution]

I don't really remember any bad subs I had. All my subs were pretty cool.

[dangoval95]

At 13 hours ago, dlxrevolution wrote: I don't really remember any bad subs I had. All my subs were pretty cool.

Oh and I just rememberd. I one had a sub who spent the first 20 minutes of class explaining how her right eye was poked off by a wooden stake on accident (No idea how sombody could do that on accident....) and then went to each person daring them to laugh or make a comment about her eye. Not one peep.

[saqwert]

There's this saggy old cunt who doesn't let anyone talk while she just sits there and reads a book. The teacher won't even leave us work, but we still can't do anything. Shit, we're seniors in highschool, some of us are adults and we can't even talk to each other? This world.

She's also a secretary in the guidance office who questions me like I'm hiding 7 families of Jews in the floorboards in my attic every time I walk in there. Beh, I'm just trying to get my guidance counselor to send some transcripts, cool your shit

[Asperchu]

Oh man, this retarded guy.
Subbing is the only work he can get.
All he does is hand out work
than he tries to be quiet the rest of the class
Preps fuck with him.
I feel bad for him.

[Blazejsg]

In all my years of Middle~High i've only had amazing subs even better then the teacher.
I mean they did what the usual teachers would do only less of it because some of the students would misinform the sub so we wouldn't have to do anything.

I kinda felt guilty, but at least we had no homework? ^ ^~
besides, one of the subs sad on a counter with her legs crossed it was like something a teenager would do.
Which made her an amazing sub.

[Step]

Man, I once had a terrible substitute teacher. She was old, obese, and was teaching us what she thought was English. She wouold take pride in her English accent (which wasn't actually an English accent and I was able spot the Maltese accent a mile away), and tell us stuff about how her son's an artist, how she had received a medal from some prince and how she had sat next to a millionaire on a plane.

She also corrected "mistakes" in my essays. For example, apparently a person lives at Malta, not in Malta. Who knew?

Teachers who don't know anything about the subject they're teaching piss me off.

[Wurfel-Waffles]

In university, I remember once at a morning Calculus our favourite prof had sickness so he was out. We had this Russian guy came from nowhere (I guessed he was a visiting scholar) and try to lecture us lessons with weird attitudes.

There were a few assholes on the front laughing from some jokes they made (I guessed they tried to make fun of the prof). The guy shouted out something in Russian (later I found out it means 'motherfucker'!) and spoke broken German to tell those mischief to get out.

Then he turned back and shouted to us that anyone else wants to go too?!!! What a douche bag!

[Yert]

Just about all of the substitutes I've ever had were fucking awesome, thankfully. Although there was a substitute who's name I don't remember in my world history class not too long ago who was fucking annoying and a bitch.

[steph2568]

Bad substitute teachers exist? lol that sucks for you but all of the ones I had were awesome.

[robotman5]

at least yours didn't call everyone a Prick for being loud...

[Mr-Shark]

One of my grade 8 substitute teachers, a great old goat would make us build co2 bombs in the hallways. baaaahhh

[Michaely385]

At 20 hours ago, dangoval95 wrote: In middle school a man named Mr. Ito came into my classroom and demanded we talk to him in first person or were kicked out the classroom. He then went on to telling stories about how he ate a cosco size jar of mayonaise for 5 dollars.
Have you had any bad subs?

When i was in 4th Grade, i had this evil subsitute named Ms. Mckeneck and she was so evil she told me to write crappy sentence version (i write very so title-y when i was in 4th Grade) and she was so mean. She yelled at 2 students (3 grades later) and i bet that she was the evil-est subsitute teacher ever.

Now, she is just a full-time teacher at 861. Thank god i didn't mention her name every time i saw her. She is kinda nice right now since i saw her the last time. I was so very sorry of her. I found out that she only yelled when any student went faintly wrong.

[dangoval95]

At 1 hour ago, Rummy0 wrote: I had a few English teachers who couldn't speak English. :x

That just made my day. Oh and I had this one band teacher sub who locked a kid in his office for missing one note.

[Sunglasses]

Had one that didn't even show up once, never did find out who was supposed to teach that day either.

[chiefindomer]

There was this one sub that I had a bunch of times, he was like straight out of Africa and could barely speak English and the English that he did speak was kind of hard to understand because of his strong accent. The only things he really ever said was "Please be quiet" and "Please do your work". The good thing about having him was you knew it was going to be an easy class that day, you would just get one assignment which usually only took like 10-15 minutes to finish and then you could do whatever for the rest of the class. The bad thing was if you had a question about the assignment it was completely useless to ask him because he wouldn't understand what you were saying. If you asked him a question about the assignment he would just get a confused look on his face and respond with "Please do your work".

[darksytze]

i corrected a teacher once, she gave me bad grades for no reason, i confronted her about it and she just looked at me, laughed at me and returned to her paperwork. i talked to the principle who assured me he would talk with her, then all the sudden i would magically get the highest grades in the class.

[OctopusSandwich]

I had this bitch once who always threatened to take our phones when our normal teacher had no problem with us using them.