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At 4/10/12 08:15 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

That's 2 people i've caused to quit now. I hope subtle is ready to become a cutter.

Hahaha, you didn't cause me to quit you nerd! I already said a while back that I wouldn't be battling once I'm done with this.

You had nothing to do with me quitting. If anything, it was the fuckfaced, retarded ass voters who somehow thought you beat me with your off-beat, non-serious, 2 personal-containing verses. Now you have no chance against Suddle and his army of dickriders, while I would at least have had a shot. I had an 1,800 word document full of nothing but dirt and disses ready for Suddle. Oh well.

You won by one vote, but I'm pretty sure we can all agree that the fairness factor is thrown the fuck out the window in this. Especialy when there's people who haven't reviewed shit else in this competition deciding the fate of our battle. And retards giving you points for your "freestyled" verse. Lol.

And I realize I had some dumb ass votes too, but those were all from people who didn't count.

Plus, if you count the battle emcees' votes, I'd have ended up beating dat ass. This shit's too broken for me, and I tend to fly off the handle whenever someone disagrees with me. Obviously. My first experience with battle rapping was just frustrating as hell and objectively unfair. But I aint a bitch like tvJohnny and P64 and all those weak-willed men. I'll hang out in this hellhole for a while. Y'all bitches can't get rid of me.

At 4/10/12 11:12 AM, Teqneek wrote:

At 4/10/12 08:15 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

Suddle and his army of dickriders, while I would at least have had a shot.

LOL I got Gasmasq in my bracket...if I get past Jakobe I gotta face the same dickridin politic BS so I feel ya on this. Fuck that though. The goal is to practice here and get popular off of NG like KillBill, etc. So fuck the bullshit.

And don't think I'm overlookin you Jakobe. I'm not gonna underestimate you like those first two chumps did. I'm comin guns blazin at you when I get that track, so you better effn bring it.

At 4/10/12 11:12 AM, Teqneek wrote: I had an 1,800 word document full of nothing but dirt and disses ready for Suddle. Oh well.

-----PMs----

At 2 hours ago, PiGPEN wrote: What info did you have on suddle that you were boasting about? I havent bothered to research until now. If you could save me some internet detective work that would be dandy.

At 11 minutes ago, Teqneek wrote: Haha, well he's a Bjork fan for starters, lol.

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1,800 word document full of nothing is more like it. Everyone likes Bjork you uncultured redneck hick.

At 4/10/12 11:33 AM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: Suddle and his army of dickriders, while I would at least have had a shot.

Rav, Kill Bill, Scuare, War Spawn? I wouldn't exactly call it an Army, they are friends supporting friends and only two of them can actually vote.

LOL I got Gasmasq in my bracket...

Again, yea hes popular and has friends who come in to vote for him on his battles, but if anything the actual judges don't seem to like him too much. Gasmasq is already an enemy of a few people that are knocked out and can now judge, and the actual good judges vote for the winner. Plain and simple.

All shit talk and trolling each other aside, Suddle would have slaughtered Teqneek without dickriders being involved. I don't mean to insult you Teq, you're a good MC but that's my opinion and its kind of wack that you are gonna get on here and take credit away from MCs like Suddle and Gasmasq, who are just a lot more experienced in battling and rapping overall. I can't say anybody would slaughter John though, hes a creative little fucker.

At 4/10/12 11:42 AM, ThisIsAnEmergency wrote:

I can't say anybody would slaughter John though, hes a creative little fucker.

Ah, durr. And like, are you gonna do anything with that verse I gave you? I gave you a lotta material to sell on that verse. I finally got a chance to diss Tyler the Creator, who I think is a fucking overrated dunce.

At 4/10/12 11:53 AM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: Ah, durr. And like, are you gonna do anything with that verse I gave you? I gave you a lotta material to sell on that verse. I finally got a chance to diss Tyler the Creator, who I think is a fucking overrated dunce.

I've told Bummer to send me his vocs at least 5 times for the past week. Spam him and maybe he will.

Or you could just be patient.

I take my compliment back now, you're quite uncreative!

At 4/10/12 11:56 AM, ThisIsAnEmergency wrote: I've told Bummer to send me his vocs at least 5 times for the past week. Spam him and maybe he will.

Or you could just be patient.

I take my compliment back now, you're quite uncreative!

You bipolar sack of exposed nerves.

Hell, by the time this gets done, Tyler won't be relevant any more. Patience? How dare you?!

At 4/10/12 10:45 AM, PiGPEN wrote: And no one buys ceedees no more. My computer is the only device i have that can still accept cds. Digital or the niche wax market is how it is now. Or old tape cassettes for ironic crusty punks.
I'm releasing my new EP on eightrak.

Fair point. That means it could be released as a colossal digital CD type thing.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO RED.

At 4/10/12 12:00 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote:

At 4/10/12 11:56 AM, ThisIsAnEmergency wrote:

You bipolar sack of exposed nerves.

Hey SACK:

I just spammed Bummer on NG, Twitter, and Youtube, and I'm going over to his momma house at 3 pm today. But in the future, YOU'RE the supersmart, effective, efficient businessman and I'm just the stupid artist waiting to get fucked out of royalties. You want me to do the business, I get 5% of your Gdmn cut.

At 4/10/12 12:10 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: Hey SACK:

I just spammed Bummer on NG, Twitter, and Youtube, and I'm going over to his momma house at 3 pm today. But in the future, YOU'RE the supersmart, effective, efficient businessman and I'm just the stupid artist waiting to get fucked out of royalties. You want me to do the business, I get 5% of your Gdmn cut.

No, no, no, you got it wrong. I'm the retarded, ineffective, inefficient, SEXY, businessman.

At 4/10/12 11:37 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

1,800 word document full of nothing is more like it. Everyone likes Bjork you uncultured redneck hick.

You come to me asking for tips so you don't have to do your research, and being the nice guy I am I gave you a couple points and told you to do the rest of your research yourself. Dick.

Oh- and FUCK BJORK.

Goddamn you really are NOTHING more than a worthless, slovenly, out of shape, greasy haired, rat whisker moustached troll. I will bet my fucking LIFE that you are still a virgin; I fucking guarantee it.

This is the last time I'll ever be feeding you so get this straight you stupid fuck-

I live in a city of 500,000 people. In a multicultural, metropolitan area of 1.7 million people. The city I live in has the largest beach in the whole fucking world, and the largest military base in the whole fucking world. I'm not a redneck hick, which is so fucking obvious that it makes you look like a fool to keep saying that over and over and over and over again.

You're probably thinking of WEST Virginia, which is the incest capital of the world and 500 fucking miles away from where I live. Now, I'd give you a pass on your retarded ass mistake IF you are actually from Australia, which brings me to another point- If you are from Australia, then WHY THE FUCK have you abandoned YOUR culture? Where the fuck is your accent? Are you that ashamed of where YOU live that you have to adopt an American accent to sound cool?

You are a pathetic, simpleminded fool. Eat a dick Pigpen, you common bastard.

THE END

At 4/10/12 12:22 PM, ThisIsAnEmergency wrote: No, no, no, you got it wrong. I'm the retarded, ineffective, inefficient, SEXY, businessman.

I know. My sister said the same thing when I walked in on her masturbating to your profile pic. She fucking squirted on my fucking $400 Ferregamo loafers, dude.

That being said, I want my damn shit out.

I live in a city of 500,000 people. In a multicultural, metropolitan area of 1.7 million people. The city I live in has the largest beach in the whole fucking world, and the largest military base in the whole fucking world. I'm not a redneck hick, which is so fucking obvious that it makes you look like a fool to keep saying that over and over and over and over again.

Nah Virginia is full of hicks and you're one of them, you just can't tell because you're too close.
And on that beach thing....Australia, Mexico, NZ, Brazil and fucking Bangladesh all have longer beaches. Not that it matters....what a retarded thing to boast....especially to someone who lives in Australia.

If you are from Australia, then WHY THE FUCK have you abandoned YOUR culture? Where the fuck is your accent? Are you that ashamed of where YOU live that you have to adopt an American accent to sound cool?

I'm Australian-American and grew up in America so that's why i have the accent. Not faking anything, the most Australian thing about my voice is that it calls you a cunt.

Oh- and FUCK BJORK.

Nah pigga, nah.

At 4/10/12 01:05 PM, PiGPEN wrote:

And on that beach thing....Australia, Mexico, NZ, Brazil and fucking Bangladesh all have longer beaches. Not that it matters....what a retarded thing to boast....especially to someone who lives in Australia.

Not that it's even worthwhile to keep feeding you, but according to wikipedia, and the Guinness book of world records:

Virginia Beach is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as having the longest pleasure beach in the world.

I don't know what "pleasure beach" means, but the only reason I noted that was because you are still under the retarded assumption that I'm some Appalaichan hill person living in a shack. I'm actually a city boy living in one of the most populous and cultural metro areas on the East Coast. MOST of the redneck hicks are hundreds of miles to the west, but anyway...

Pigpen I am seriously done talking to you. You are probably the most pathetic, unlikable, GREASY human being I have ever met. You truly are nothing more than a weak, piece of shit pussy who wastes his life as a troll hiding behind a keyboard. I actually think it's sad that you are guaranteed to die a lonely old man who has accomplished nothing in life. Fuck you, you disgusting greaseball.

At 3/13/12 12:27 PM, Teqneek wrote: See you in the final four. Raaawr

on my Youtube.

Saw the results this morning and exdee'd so hard. Sorry Teq :P

Five beats have been chosen, three more coming in.

MCs in Round 2 make sure you check your battle for the deadline, I'm writing deadlines this time. Deadline for first verses is midnight on Friday and I'll update the deadline each time a verse comes in.

Bjork is a saint.

Pic related, it's me and Bjork.

Maybe next time one of these starts I'll battle rap too! What's good stuff to rap about if you don't want to make empty threats, call people fags, or make fun of where they live? I'm having fun listening to all of these and voting so far (I voted on every battle except for the side ones I was late cause I was in philly and the voting was done before I got back).

At 4/10/12 02:07 PM, nopalitos wrote: rap about if you don't want to make empty threats, call people fags, or make fun of where they live?

You research them and make fun of everything about them you can find.

At 4/10/12 02:07 PM, nopalitos wrote: Maybe next time one of these starts I'll battle rap too! What's good stuff to rap about if you don't want to make empty threats, call people fags, or make fun of where they live? I'm having fun listening to all of these and voting so far (I voted on every battle except for the side ones I was late cause I was in philly and the voting was done before I got back).

My threats aren't empty. I'm flying to the UK to take a couple of guys out this week. That's why my battle has an extension.

At 4/10/12 01:39 PM, Teqneek wrote: Not that it's even worthwhile to keep feeding you, but according to wikipedia, and the Guinness book of world records:
Virginia Beach is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as having the longest pleasure beach in the world.

Guinness has my penis listed as the longest "pleasure penis" in the world.

I'm actually a city boy living in one of the most populous and cultural metro areas on the East Coast.

Pfffbttttt haahaha. Yeah except for NYC, Philly, Boston, etc. Virginia Beach is a pit-stain.
Just for comparison, i lived in Houston and NYC. Sydney is in between those 2 in population.

man, I've missed a lot.
when did teqneek turn into a walking vagina?

At 4/10/12 02:07 PM, nopalitos wrote: Maybe next time one of these starts I'll battle rap too!

You make-a-da-music? I see your reviews around, wasn't sure if you spit or not :#

At 4/10/12 04:52 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote: man, I've missed a lot.
when did teqneek turn into a walking vagina?

I just wanted to vent one time after seeing the results of my battle, but Pigpen's world class dickface troll skills kicked in and I got into yet another feeding session with him. And yes- I have a fault where I will argue with anyone until I either have the last word or until they just make themselves look like a fool, which is why I'm not even bothering with Pig anymore.

But really Suddle, I've been defending myself from the bullshit you assholes have spewed at me since the day I showed up here- and it all began with you. I haven't once started any shit here (aside from the Lil C fiasco). And sorry if I'm a little pissed that the deciding vote in mine and Pig's battle came from someone who hasn't voted on ANY other battles yet, but I only wanted to address it one time. Of course it turned into another shit-slinging festival.

AAAAHHHHH GODDAMMIT, I forgot Suddle's a troll too. Holy shit you guys love fucking with me, but it's probably my fault for real. My personality makes me troll bait, but at least I can accept it.

At 4/10/12 05:37 PM, Teqneek wrote: AAAAHHHHH GODDAMMIT, I forgot Suddle's a troll too. Holy shit you guys love fucking with me, but it's probably my fault for real. My personality makes me troll bait, but at least I can accept it.

Yeah i mentioned it earlier, you're a lolcow.

At 4/10/12 05:51 PM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 4/10/12 05:37 PM, Teqneek wrote: AAAAHHHHH GODDAMMIT, I forgot Suddle's a troll too. Holy shit you guys love fucking with me, but it's probably my fault for real. My personality makes me troll bait, but at least I can accept it.

Yeah i mentioned it earlier, you're a lolcow.

AY FUCK YOU!!!!!! I'm kidding man, I'm so over this back and forth crap. Let's all just crack open a refreshing beer, chill and fry up some fish.

At 4/10/12 06:00 PM, Teqneek wrote:

At 4/10/12 05:51 PM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 4/10/12 05:37 PM, Teqneek wrote: AAAAHHHHH GODDAMMIT, I forgot Suddle's a troll too. Holy shit you guys love fucking with me, but it's probably my fault for real. My personality makes me troll bait, but at least I can accept it.

Yeah i mentioned it earlier, you're a lolcow.

AY FUCK YOU!!!!!! I'm kidding man, I'm so over this back and forth crap. Let's all just crack open a refreshing beer, chill and fry up some fish.

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit.

Here I decided to instead of troll you make a freestyle and phone it in against you seeing how your conceding now your done your battle rapping and moved onto the priesthood.

http://soundcloud.com/karefoot/fuqneek-is-free

At 4/10/12 07:31 PM, Carefoot wrote: http://soundcloud.com/karefoot/fuqneek-is-free

Freestyle? More like C-style. PiGPEN OUT! BLAP BLAP!

At 4/10/12 07:38 PM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 4/10/12 07:31 PM, Carefoot wrote: http://soundcloud.com/karefoot/fuqneek-is-free

Freestyle? More like C-style. PiGPEN OUT! BLAP BLAP!

Big C.