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At 4/8/12 08:06 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

You already have annoying phrases in your tracks that make people turn them off in disgust.... like "KILLBILL ON THE BEAT".

Somebody's sounding a little booty tickled.

Why aren't all of you people at Easter service?!

At 4/8/12 12:40 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote: Why aren't all of you people at Easter service?!

Black Jesus? Nuh uh mister. Say 3 "hail mary"s and click my siglink and listen to the song 8 times.

At 4/8/12 11:26 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

I thought that line was referring to the character Phallimon (from Morphemon Duelists) but when he was raging at one of my trollfriends he said it was directed at the character from my previous forum signature getting BJ'd.... that character's Hotgod (website mascot, Hotgod Shorts, final boss in Tophat Villa) .

Yeah the anthropomorphic phalluses rhyme was a knock at the pickle/dick with a face thing you had on your old signature line. And I saw a cartoon of yours that had another human/dick figure. So yeah.

BTW everyone in the world must know that I have some big things in the making right now, and you will all be blasted by the truth siren in about a day or two. Shit's about to get mad serious up in Newgrounds, so you all better be prepared.

Yo, Red, you should have an intelligence screening for some of these voters, for real.

At 4/8/12 09:34 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: Yo, Red, you should have an intelligence screening for some of these voters, for real.

Where? I wanna read stupid reviews. They make me laugh. Linkz!!!

At 4/8/12 09:40 PM, SenatorJohnDean wrote:

At 4/8/12 09:34 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: Yo, Red, you should have an intelligence screening for some of these voters, for real.

Where? I wanna read stupid reviews. They make me laugh. Linkz!!!

Pretty much every battle has at least one dumbass review.

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  Teqneek vs Byron by Teqneek

  $10,000 rap battle. Also, loser gets murdered.

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At 4/8/12 10:07 PM, Teqneek wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/480133

I left a very thought out and informative review, haha

At 4/8/12 10:07 PM, Teqneek wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/480133

The track that crashed my PC.

Incase anyone gives two shits, I made a 'sample' of a track I intend to finish when I receive the full beat.

Check it out on my Soundcloud and tell me how amazing it is.

http://soundcloud.com/scone/heebie-jeebies

At 4/9/12 09:21 PM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: Incase anyone gives two shits, I made a 'sample' of a track I intend to finish when I receive the full beat.

Check it out on my Soundcloud and tell me how amazing it is.

http://soundcloud.com/scone/heebie-jeebies

Flow was on point. I think your syllable choice was better than I've ever heard from you (means you weren't trying to stuff more syllables than belonged in the line, instead you chose a different word) Do you have a compressor in your stack? That would be the improvement I would make. It would cut out the distortion and steady the volume.

So red, how about this round 2?

At 4/8/12 08:25 PM, Teqneek wrote: Shit's about to get mad serious up in Newgrounds, so you all better be prepared.

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  Scavenger Battle Hype by Gasmasq

  A CLABTRAP 2012 Producer Battle Preview!

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"If you a down mothafucka put in work." -Ice Cube

This round had a ridiculous amount of close battles. Kudos to all round 1 MCs, I honestly didn't expect so many solid battles this early on.

Round 1 Results

P64 vs Wyze: Wyze wins
E.J. Spark vs KillBillVolume2: KillBill wins
DJ Future vs Senator John Dean: Senator John Dean wins
Rav vs Emergency: Emergency wins
rezzytip vs soundbreaker: soundbreaker wins
PsioNic vs JoeyKeys: JoeyKeys wins
Alto vs MC-OG: Alto wins
tvJohnny vs Scuare: Scuare wins
Emrox vs Richard J. Amtmann III: Richard wins
PiGPEN vs Teqneek: PiGPEN wins
Blest vs Byron: Byron wins
Chainsaw vs Flip Point: Flip Point wins
Gasmasq vs Fat Beats: Gasmasq wins
Nerfgun Timmy vs Jakobe: Jakobe wins
Gambit vs suddlenuance.: suddlenuance. wins
MC Raven vs B Serious: B Serioius wins

Round 2 Battles

KillBillVolume2 vs Alto
Wyze-Stingray vs B Serious
Scuare vs Emergency
Flip Point vs Byron
PiGPEN vs suddlenuance.
Soundbreaker vs Richard J. Amtmann III
Jakobe vs SenatorJohnDean
JoeyKeys vs Gasmasq

These battles are now going on the 2012 album. I'm resetting the beat list, from now on each beat can only be used once. First come first serve, MC1 post your requests ASAP! Also, I am now putting a stiff 72 hour deadline on each verse and I will post the dates. If you need an extension PM me well in advance, I'm not granting extensions to someone after the deadline because they were tired. Talk to me beforehand. Good luck to all round 2 MCs! MCs knocked out from the pre-round and round 1 can now vote on battles, it will count.

Congrats on your victory Pig, but just remember that you suck and you still should have lost. You won by one vote, from someone who hasn't reviewed any other comp battles, and said "most of my bars were gay jokes". If by "most of my bars" you mean "1 fucking bar total", then yeah, I guess most of my bars were gay jokes.

And good job convincing Bummer's dumb ass that you were freestyling. Fucking mind boggling, but whatever.

I'M BITTER, I'M BITTER!!!!!!!!! Bring the hate, bitches!

Seriously though, I don't really care that I'm knocked out, because Suddle has so many dickriders that it will be impossible to beat him. Although I did have some good ass material ready for his face.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO COLLAB? I'm ready to get back to making my beautiful music.

And yes, I get pissed as hell whenever someone doesn't vote for me- so I think I'm done with battle rapping. Shit just pisses me off. I'll still hang around to do vote and work with some of y'all though, so hit me up for collabs and shit.

At 4/10/12 04:32 AM, BigRed wrote:

tvJohnny vs Scuare: Scuare wins

Robbery. Red, how the hell are you letting this one stand?

At 4/10/12 05:43 AM, Teqneek wrote: Congrats on your victory Pig, but just remember that you suck and you still should have lost. You won by one vote, from someone who hasn't reviewed any other comp battles, and said "most of my bars were gay jokes". If by "most of my bars" you mean "1 fucking bar total", then yeah, I guess most of my bars were gay jokes.

And good job convincing Bummer's dumb ass that you were freestyling. Fucking mind boggling, but whatever.

I'M BITTER, I'M BITTER!!!!!!!!! Bring the hate, bitches!

Seriously though, I don't really care that I'm knocked out, because Suddle has so many dickriders that it will be impossible to beat him. Although I did have some good ass material ready for his face.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO COLLAB? I'm ready to get back to making my beautiful music.

And yes, I get pissed as hell whenever someone doesn't vote for me- so I think I'm done with battle rapping. Shit just pisses me off. I'll still hang around to do vote and work with some of y'all though, so hit me up for collabs and shit.

I'm doing a song with CJ about... beating off and doing drugs it seems if you have any deep insight on the matter here is what I wrote so far:

I spit like a sprinker fuck the listeners my shit gets downloads from singapore I'm the high commissioner
eating hanover n' a-managea-a-tois her like extra corricular until I'm banned from America like a political prisoner,
offtopic often coughing mostly laughing like a dolphin on the green like I'm golphing high on vancouvers streets
Mr Resler rhyhme kevlar I'm not clever snot nosed never cocaine hampers my ability too tamper beats
all over a hustler magazine vaseline gasoline benzodiazepine until I'm a fucked up frankenstein peculator
do that 5 knuckle shuffle till ya ball bag hustles more cum than a turkish oil wrestler scoring like kessler

At 4/10/12 06:04 AM, Carefoot wrote:

At 4/10/12 05:43 AM, Teqneek wrote:

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO COLLAB? I'm ready to get back to making my beautiful music.

I'm doing a song with CJ about... beating off and doing drugs

Not sure who CJ is, but I think I'm gonna have to pass on the beating off while on drugs song. Basically I want to make a gangster ass track with someone whose flow can compliment mine. People just pm me if you're interested. Imma bout to take a piss and go to sleep.

When I arise from my slumber, I expect a retarded ass comment from Pigpen, and a message from Death Row Records in my inbox. Peace out ya sonsabitches!

At 4/10/12 06:20 AM, Teqneek wrote:

At 4/10/12 06:04 AM, Carefoot wrote:

At 4/10/12 05:43 AM, Teqneek wrote:

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO COLLAB? I'm ready to get back to making my beautiful music.

I'm doing a song with CJ about... beating off and doing drugs

Not sure who CJ is, but I think I'm gonna have to pass on the beating off while on drugs song. Basically I want to make a gangster ass track with someone whose flow can compliment mine. People just pm me if you're interested. Imma bout to take a piss and go to sleep.

When I arise from my slumber, I expect a retarded ass comment from Pigpen, and a message from Death Row Records in my inbox. Peace out ya sonsabitches!

You don't beat off and you don't do drugs? You ain't gangster. Looks like PiGPen is more gangster than you man! But at least we have reddit. ;)

At 4/10/12 06:29 AM, Carefoot wrote:
You don't beat off and you don't do drugs? You ain't gangster. Looks like PiGPen is more gangster than you man! But at least we have reddit. ;)

Haha, I feel pretty confident in saying that I'm one of the most gangster ass dudes in here. This place is filled to the brim with spoiled little whippersnappers from the suburbs. And Canadians. And not many people here can say that they've ripped a man's still-beating heart out of their chest with their bare hands like I can.

As for rapping about drugs- I'm not "above" it; I've just had too much personal experience and too many loved ones fuck their lives up for me to glorify hard drugs in my songs (and keep a clear conscience). That's just me though.

Nah, I'm just looking to do a gangster ass track with someone serious, who has a style that works with mine. Thanks for the offer though Carefoot.

At 4/10/12 06:58 AM, Teqneek wrote:

At 4/10/12 06:29 AM, Carefoot wrote:
You don't beat off and you don't do drugs? You ain't gangster. Looks like PiGPen is more gangster than you man! But at least we have reddit. ;)

Haha, I feel pretty confident in saying that I'm one of the most gangster ass dudes in here. This place is filled to the brim with spoiled little whippersnappers from the suburbs. And Canadians. And not many people here can say that they've ripped a man's still-beating heart out of their chest with their bare hands like I can.

As for rapping about drugs- I'm not "above" it; I've just had too much personal experience and too many loved ones fuck their lives up for me to glorify hard drugs in my songs (and keep a clear conscience). That's just me though.

Nah, I'm just looking to do a gangster ass track with someone serious, who has a style that works with mine. Thanks for the offer though Carefoot.

Okay well your still weak from your loss so now I guess I should challenge you too a battle, I mean your BITCH ASS. I am a a Canadian from the suburbs. Aight for real though;
http://soundcloud.com/firearmproductions/captain-planet-cred its-theme

And I have friends who fuck up their lives with perfectly legal drugs I think the label of hard vs soft drugs is pointless and almost a waste of time; and just like this battle I am going to be right all along.

At 4/10/12 05:43 AM, Teqneek wrote: Congrats on your victory Pig

Thanks bro!

but just remember that you suck and you still should have lost.

Awwww.

I think I'm done with battle rapping.

That's 2 people i've caused to quit now. I hope subtle is ready to become a cutter.

At 4/10/12 08:15 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 4/10/12 05:43 AM, Teqneek wrote: Congrats on your victory Pig

Thanks bro!

but just remember that you suck and you still should have lost.

Awwww.

I think I'm done with battle rapping.

That's 2 people i've caused to quit now. I hope subtle is ready to become a cutter.

I didn't even read his message I just saw he was salty so I wanted to pile on the salt. I even voted for him but in retrospect I should have voted where my heart is - the bacon.

At 4/10/12 08:24 AM, Carefoot wrote: SALT SALT SALT

You sound like subtle.

At 4/10/12 08:15 AM, PiGPEN wrote: That's 2 people i've caused to quit now. I hope subtle is ready to become a cutter.

That bacon is sizzlin son you on fire right now!

At 4/10/12 08:31 AM, PiGPEN wrote:

At 4/10/12 08:24 AM, Carefoot wrote: SALT SALT SALT

You sound like subtle.

You mean I also sound like DZK or I type salt and you only know that Suddle says that even though its a totally hijacked from the fighting games...

http://iplaywinner.com/glossary/slang/salty.html

I still think this should be a big ol' double/triple disc thing and get all the grudges/previous battles up on there.

Though I do understand that probably costs money, something I'm guessing a lot of us aren't brimming with.

At 4/10/12 09:59 AM, NogginmenAnimations wrote: I still think this should be a big ol' double/triple disc thing and get all the grudges/previous battles up on there.

Though I do understand that probably costs money, something I'm guessing a lot of us aren't brimming with.

And no one buys ceedees no more. My computer is the only device i have that can still accept cds. Digital or the niche wax market is how it is now. Or old tape cassettes for ironic crusty punks.
I'm releasing my new EP on eightrak.

Awwwww snap. Time for round 2. Am I the only one who got some e-goodness from Big Fag today?????

Jakobe, leggo, son. Shout out SnowRo, nucka!!!