I Got a Gig Tonight!
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At A few seconds ago, Matt2k8 wrote: What do i yell to the crowd?
"Cock joke!" obviously
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Just announce what you are going to play without much shit around it.
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At A few seconds ago, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: Just announce what you are going to play without much shit around it.
I'm a frontman, i like to entertain.
Saying, "This song is called ________ hope you enjoy it." Is boring.
Take the piss out of someone in the audience but do it light heartedly.
Say, ARE YOU GUYS READY TO ROCK? Well, too bad. The sound system aint working, so go home.
LOL
Yelling "FUCK" seems to do just fine for most people.
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!
*begins playing folk ballads*
Happy with what you have to be happy with
you have to be happy with what you have
to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have
"I'm going to rock tonight and then get tons of cash so I could buy myself infite hamburgers and bitches!".
At 1 hour ago, Matt2k8 wrote: What do i yell to the crowd?
"BE PREPARED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT IF YOU DON"T ENJOY I WILL BECOME UPSET BECAUSE THIS IS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME FUCK YOU!"
not all caps
At 1 hour ago, Matt2k8 wrote: What do i yell to the crowd?
are you forced to use those crappy single set speakers?
Don't say: put your hands up.
Do say: take your clothes off!
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
At 1 hour ago, Steff wrote: "I'm going to rock tonight and then get tons of cash so I could buy myself infite hamburgers and bitches!".
Definitely this.
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I thought thsi thread was to tell us that you hired a gigolo to come over your place.
Sorry, english ain't my main language. Didn't know that a gig was a small concert for a few persons and not a short word for a male whore.
Gig went mint, told the crowd to suck my dick a few times. Pretty fun. ha.
