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Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:07:40 Reply

You read that correctly: penis poetry. As in, poems about penises. Why aren't there that many? And, why don't we, Newgrounds, contribute to the world of poetry by coming up with poems about penises?

inb4writing forum - people who use it wouldn't appreciate the humor so I'm putting it here.

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:08:38 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna stick my penis in you

Best I can do
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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:10:51 Reply

I typed this with my penis.

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:11:07 Reply

This is as good as I can do.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:14:10 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, Squidbit wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna stick my penis in you
Best I can do

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:19:14 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, RedCoin wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, Squidbit wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna stick my penis in you
Best I can do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a mindless robot
Molested by you


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:20:55 Reply

At A few seconds ago, Confucianism wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, RedCoin wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, Squidbit wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna stick my penis in you
Best I can do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a mindless robot
Molested by you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't think of a rhyme
So will use the same as you


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:30:08 Reply

Penis
Horny as a lonely cloud
Penis
My orgasm will be fucking loud
Penis
Long and hard
Penis
In many films it has starred

Yeah I can't be bothered to put more than 30 seconds effort into this I'm afraid.

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:33:34 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Penis sucks you.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:36:00 Reply

At 12 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At A few seconds ago, Confucianism wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, RedCoin wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a mindless robot
Molested by you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't think of a rhyme
So will use the same as you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can we use other word
Besides "you"?


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:41:46 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, Nicknicolau wrote:
At 12 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At A few seconds ago, Confucianism wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, RedCoin wrote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a mindless robot
Molested by you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't think of a rhyme
So will use the same as you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can we use other word
Besides "you"?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There are many to choose
Select which you want to do


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 20:41:56 Reply

At 25 minutes ago, Squidbit wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna stick my penis in you
Best I can do

LOL That whole thing rhymed God job ! Anywayz i made a whole poem about pussy once, but I misplaced it. Hope none finds it
but it went something like:

Pussy pussy
So soft and squishy
Oh how i luv yo so
Every time i think about you
My pen0r grows
When i rub the clit
With the tip of my dick
mini me
is sure to spit

it was waay longer though forgot some lines

Believe what thou Wilt

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 21:11:16 Reply

Roses are penis
Violets are penis
My penis
is in your ass.

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 21:50:39 Reply

At 37 minutes ago, Wolfos wrote: Roses are penis
Violets are penis
My penis
is in your ass.

10/10

I'll be sure to read this to any "poets" I befriend.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 21:54:30 Reply

At 1 hour ago, Squidbit wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna stick my penis in you
Best I can do

You're so sweet. :3

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 21:57:19 Reply

Roses are red
my penis is blue
I got a penile fracture
because of you

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:01:25 Reply

Your skin glows like the lemon, blossoms warm as the tulip in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your cello voice and leaps like a bear at the whisper of your name.

The evening floats in on a great penguin wing.
I am comforted by your skirt that I carry into the twilight of penisbeams and hold next to my penis.

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of juice.
As my vagina falls from my shirt, it reminds me of your vagina.

In the quiet, I listen for the last whimper of the day.
My heated ass leaps to my sock. I wait in the moonlight for your secret dream so that we may fuck as one, ass to ass, in search of the magnificient grey and mystical tear of love.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:07:20 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, Wurfel-Waffles wrote: I carry into the twilight of penisbeams and hold next to my penis.
As my vagina falls from my shirt, it reminds me of your vagina.

This interests me.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:10:00 Reply

There aren't many people faggy enough to write such a thing. At least not publicly.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:15:59 Reply

At 4 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: There aren't many people faggy enough to write such a thing. At least not publicly.

Poetry about inserting into a female orifice = faggy.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:17:57 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like your face
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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:18:12 Reply

At 36 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: There aren't many people faggy enough to write such a thing. At least not publicly.
Poetry about inserting into a female orifice = faggy.

He specifically said poems about penises. Nothing about females..


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:18:47 Reply

At A few seconds ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 36 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: There aren't many people faggy enough to write such a thing. At least not publicly.
Poetry about inserting into a female orifice = faggy.
He specifically said poems about penises. Nothing about females..

Add females to them if you want it to be less faggy.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:22:45 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At A few seconds ago, JBKalso wrote:
At 36 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 4 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: There aren't many people faggy enough to write such a thing. At least not publicly.
Poetry about inserting into a female orifice = faggy.
He specifically said poems about penises. Nothing about females..
Add females to them if you want it to be less faggy.

I have np problem witb faggy. I just assumed he meant poems focuesed around penis.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:25:45 Reply

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You just got trolled
So FUCK YOU

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:38:49 Reply

At 8 minutes ago, SpamOfCan wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
You just got trolled
So FUCK YOU

Rose are red
Violets are blue

Troll's dick are small
Because that's true.

Stick it into vagina
You'll see it's slue...


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:40:09 Reply

Roses are red.
Dicks are too.
Penis penis penis penis penis penis.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:41:19 Reply

Penis: A Haiku

With my long penis
I slide in and out of you
I'm... about to cum.

Thank you.


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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:50:35 Reply

Picked from the most vast of fields
Are these fine flowers
I serve as your shield
And listen to you for hours.

I'll always be here for you
Ready to catch you when you fall
Always there to comfort you when in the blue
Talking to you for hours on the call.

And, I bought you some candy
From the little store down the block
So, wouldn't it be dandy
If you did something, and sucked my cock?


Barev dzez.

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Response to Penis poetry 2012-02-17 22:54:06 Reply

Look up Poems 2 and 3 by Catullus.


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