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How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 11:48 AM Reply

Well, we have heard many jokes and rumours on how to get out of the friend zone, but do you know an official way to get out of the friend zone, or has something worked with you?

Me and this guy I know Tom Fulp (You may have heard of him) have been hitting it off lately, but I went to kiss him and he said:

''Im sorry I never meant to lean you on like that!''

and I was like ''Oh I was just getting something out of your eye..*awkward laugh*''

then he ran off to his jerk wife, why do guys like those jerks anyway, she doesn't deserve him -.-
Any help?


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 11:58 AM Reply

Shove him down and stick it in.


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 12:07 PM Reply

from my sister:
marina, how do you get out of the friend zone?
~like if your already in the friend zone?
ya you place the guy in the friend zone, how does he get out of the friend zone?
~*funny thinking face* that is a deep and dark place where you cannot getout of, think that a female puts the person in the friend zone because she has no sexual attraction to them, that is why we invented the friend zone, to let the guy down easily, its better then them thinking we are bitches


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 12:09 PM Reply

At 9 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote: Shove him down and stick it in.

I second this!


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 12:37 PM Reply

At 26 minutes ago, The-Great-One wrote:
At 9 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote: Shove him down and stick it in.
I second this!

Don't you think I never already tried that!? , thats why tom never speaks of me...


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 01:52 PM Reply

Not sure if serious or trolling?
Even though the wife is a bitch but he is still happy with her, you should let them be.
That's my 2 cents

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 02:03 PM Reply

At 2 hours ago, mandog15 wrote:

then he ran off to his jerk wife,
his jerk wife
jerk wife
wife

Oh I don't know. Maybe the fact he isn't interested is because he's married


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 04:18 PM Reply

Stop wasting time on the internet and socialize. When you're confident of your newly obtained social skills, approach crush, confess and then let the situation flow. If crush doesn't like you back, quit bitching about the friendzone and stay friends. If crush likes you back, be happy with your life and never come back here.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 04:21 PM Reply

You have to rape him. He'll love you then. Once you've stuck it in his butt, his resolve will melt.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 04:37 PM Reply

One way to get out of the friend zone. Torture him and claim you never liked or cared for him and wished he was dead. I can guarantee you will no longer be in his friend zone if you do that.


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 04:42 PM Reply

Tom Fulp is a maneater, we have all had our hearts broken by him.


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 04:42 PM Reply

How To Get Out Of The Friend Zone?
You don't.


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 05:16 PM Reply

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 05:22 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, FanOfNewG wrote: Not sure if serious or trolling?
Even though the wife is a bitch but he is still happy with her, you should let them be.
That's my 2 cents

We've got an extreme newbie here guys! Go gentle on him!


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 05:29 PM Reply

A wolf once told me if you're stuck in the friendzone you need to put them in the rapezone.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 05:35 PM Reply

Thomas is a cutie


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 06:05 PM Reply

At 1 hour ago, Thegluestickman wrote: Tom Fulp is a maneater, we have all had our hearts broken by him.

Sad but true my friend, sad but true :(
Why is Tom like this? I HATE HIM

Nah I wuv you tom <33333
At 1 hour ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You have to rape him. He'll love you then. Once you've stuck it in his butt, his resolve will melt.

I've already done that, who hasn't?
This shows how the newgrounds community is all about da rape!
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At 34 minutes ago, 111122223138 wrote:
At 3 hours ago, FanOfNewG wrote: Not sure if serious or trolling?
Even though the wife is a bitch but he is still happy with her, you should let them be.
That's my 2 cents
We've got an extreme newbie here guys! Go gentle on him!

Nope.

Chuck testa :P

Why so serious?

How to get out of the friend zone?


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 08:35 PM Reply

1. Grab a tire iron
2. Go over to his house
3. Proceed to beat the living fuck out of him until he appears to stop moving (don't panic when he does, he's just sleeping)
4. Stuff him in an air-tight bag
5. Shove him in the back of your pick up truck
6. Drive home
7. Throw him on your bed, and have your way with him!

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 08:51 PM Reply

You guys are creepy. Like, really.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 08:55 PM Reply

There is no 'out' now you're in the friendzone you're fucked. The only option is to move on or kill yourself.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 08:57 PM Reply

ITT: people only reading the title, people not getting the joke and rape jokes.
That's pretty much it.

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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 08:58 PM Reply

Money, access to alcohol, and a nice car.


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Response to How to get out of the friend zone? Feb. 17th, 2012 @ 09:00 PM Reply

Ask him about Castle Crashers, and when he inevitably starts rambling for hours on end, slip him a roofie.

From then on your opportunities are limitless.