Well, we have heard many jokes and rumours on how to get out of the friend zone, but do you know an official way to get out of the friend zone, or has something worked with you?
Me and this guy I know Tom Fulp (You may have heard of him) have been hitting it off lately, but I went to kiss him and he said:
''Im sorry I never meant to lean you on like that!''
and I was like ''Oh I was just getting something out of your eye..*awkward laugh*''
then he ran off to his jerk wife, why do guys like those jerks anyway, she doesn't deserve him -.-
Any help?
original I am.
Shove him down and stick it in.
from my sister:
marina, how do you get out of the friend zone?
~like if your already in the friend zone?
ya you place the guy in the friend zone, how does he get out of the friend zone?
~*funny thinking face* that is a deep and dark place where you cannot getout of, think that a female puts the person in the friend zone because she has no sexual attraction to them, that is why we invented the friend zone, to let the guy down easily, its better then them thinking we are bitches
call me toxie 0.~
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At 9 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote: Shove him down and stick it in.
I second this!
At 26 minutes ago, The-Great-One wrote:At 9 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote: Shove him down and stick it in.I second this!
Don't you think I never already tried that!? , thats why tom never speaks of me...
original I am.
Not sure if serious or trolling?
Even though the wife is a bitch but he is still happy with her, you should let them be.
That's my 2 cents
At 2 hours ago, mandog15 wrote:
then he ran off to his jerk wife,
his jerk wife
jerk wife
wife
Oh I don't know. Maybe the fact he isn't interested is because he's married
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Stop wasting time on the internet and socialize. When you're confident of your newly obtained social skills, approach crush, confess and then let the situation flow. If crush doesn't like you back, quit bitching about the friendzone and stay friends. If crush likes you back, be happy with your life and never come back here.
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You have to rape him. He'll love you then. Once you've stuck it in his butt, his resolve will melt.
One way to get out of the friend zone. Torture him and claim you never liked or cared for him and wished he was dead. I can guarantee you will no longer be in his friend zone if you do that.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Tom Fulp is a maneater, we have all had our hearts broken by him.
How To Get Out Of The Friend Zone?
You don't.
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Go check out my NG User page or something, i don't know how this shit works.
At 3 hours ago, FanOfNewG wrote: Not sure if serious or trolling?
Even though the wife is a bitch but he is still happy with her, you should let them be.
That's my 2 cents
We've got an extreme newbie here guys! Go gentle on him!
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
A wolf once told me if you're stuck in the friendzone you need to put them in the rapezone.
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At 1 hour ago, Thegluestickman wrote: Tom Fulp is a maneater, we have all had our hearts broken by him.
Sad but true my friend, sad but true :(
Why is Tom like this? I HATE HIM
Nah I wuv you tom <33333
At 1 hour ago, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: You have to rape him. He'll love you then. Once you've stuck it in his butt, his resolve will melt.
I've already done that, who hasn't?
This shows how the newgrounds community is all about da rape!
(I like I like)
At 34 minutes ago, 111122223138 wrote:At 3 hours ago, FanOfNewG wrote: Not sure if serious or trolling?We've got an extreme newbie here guys! Go gentle on him!
Even though the wife is a bitch but he is still happy with her, you should let them be.
That's my 2 cents
Nope.
Chuck testa :P
Why so serious?
original I am.
1. Grab a tire iron
2. Go over to his house
3. Proceed to beat the living fuck out of him until he appears to stop moving (don't panic when he does, he's just sleeping)
4. Stuff him in an air-tight bag
5. Shove him in the back of your pick up truck
6. Drive home
7. Throw him on your bed, and have your way with him!
You guys are creepy. Like, really.
There is no 'out' now you're in the friendzone you're fucked. The only option is to move on or kill yourself.
ITT: people only reading the title, people not getting the joke and rape jokes.
That's pretty much it.
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Ask him about Castle Crashers, and when he inevitably starts rambling for hours on end, slip him a roofie.
From then on your opportunities are limitless.
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