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My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:47:26 Reply

Now accepting replacements. Apply below.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:48:35 Reply

Were you too busy "Bonin' Slags"?


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:49:11 Reply

we are here for dick jokes and hugs, not your loving partners bud... sorry v.v


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:49:12 Reply

-Good with penises
-Might stab you in the night


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:49:15 Reply

Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:49:53 Reply

Huh - I always thought you played for the other team.

Well, good luck with the NG girlfriend hunt.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:50:53 Reply

You should still have several of my last applications Mike.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:51:12 Reply

Stop caring and try to move on.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:52:59 Reply

Unavailable. Soz.


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I'm a bisexual fgt. send me dick pics pls.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:53:14 Reply

At 50 seconds ago, Gagsy wrote: You should still have several of my last applications Mike.

out of date

At 1 minute ago, Timmy wrote: Huh - I always thought you played for the other team.

Oh, you're a cheeky one ;)


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 16:54:51 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: You should still have several of my last applications Mike.

C'mon. You know nobody keeps those. Submit a new one, with an updated resume.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:03:03 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, Rummy0 wrote: How do I apply? :x

Stupid ass.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:04:26 Reply

At 14 minutes ago, Ultimate-fish wrote: Were you too busy "Bonin' Slags"?

RedCoin!!! havent seen you in ages. Pick me, Pick me!

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:06:31 Reply

Shit happens, world keeps turning, plenty o' fish, etc.


I laugh at your sigs!

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:12:59 Reply

At 21 minutes ago, RedCoin wrote: Now accepting replacements. Apply below.

Now is the time to distribute all the hot naked pictures of said lying whore.

Dumping grounds would do the trick.
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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:13:19 Reply

Post her phone number so I can call her and tell her the error of her ways.

And then hit on her.
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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:20:14 Reply

At 28 minutes ago, RacistBassist wrote: Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks

That song is actually more about Eazy-E than women. Its misogyny is overemphasized compared to its true intention, which is Dr. Dre's dissing of EE.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 17:21:31 Reply

At A few seconds ago, Bolo wrote:
At 28 minutes ago, RacistBassist wrote: Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
That song is actually more about Eazy-E than women. Its misogyny is overemphasized compared to its true intention, which is Dr. Dre's dissing of EE.

There was one verse about E the rest was referring to bitches.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:05:00 Reply

Stop crying. Man up. Have a wank.


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Go check out my NG User page or something, i don't know how this shit works.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:08:41 Reply

Time to crank up some Lionel Ritchie and cry in a fetal position in the farthest depths of your room.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:14:29 Reply

At 1 hour ago, RedCoin wrote: Now accepting replacements. Apply below.

I now how to cook food.

I'll kill you if you don't pick me

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:16:35 Reply

haha you suck


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:18:16 Reply

You really should have released some form of criteria.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:20:10 Reply

I can bring you to orgasm, er I mean I can bring myself to orgasm, er I mean I can dry hump you for a minute and then start crying because my daddy never loved me.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:21:19 Reply

Mine broke up completely.

Now she's in pieces.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:34:52 Reply

At 1 hour ago, RedCoin wrote: Now accepting replacements. Apply below.

Where you on NG too much?

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:40:50 Reply

Fuck her best friend.

Only option.

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:41:39 Reply

Palmala Handerson not good enough for ya?

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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 18:53:34 Reply

You'll live.


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Response to My girlfriend broke up with me 2012-02-16 19:52:32 Reply

Rape her.