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the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 10:29:38 Reply

I was on a couch with a woman who obviously was into me, she placed her hand on my inner leg and whispered to me "You know, since you raised my shed, could you raise something else for me?" Obvious to her meaning, i decided a joke was in order, for teh lulz "a barn?" She looked mildly bemused, moved her hand up a little, "No, something else" to which my reply was "Uhhhm... the roof? i make a pretty good dj" she giggled a little, then moved her hands onto my package, and said "One more guess..." "Darling i already raised my standards above that"

Ta-Da! this is how one loses their balls... and is a pretty shitty joke that i made-up

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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 11:04:17 Reply

As lame (and not-thread worthy, tbh) as that was, I did find it to be fairly humorous, but lacking in execution.


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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 11:06:04 Reply

At A few seconds ago, DM692 wrote: As lame (and not-thread worthy, tbh) as that was, I did find it to be fairly humorous, but lacking in execution.

if i could state, my literary skills are for lack of a better word shit when i call upon thyself to use my english skills in an area outside fictional literature, i.e. a full blown novel... for reasons unbeknownst to me i have never been able to form a joke properly in the realm of thread, but it manifests perfectly inside my own cranium

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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 15:39:58 Reply

i wud reply but i m way 2 cool for that! lol!

But i will draw 2 respond :P

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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 15:49:35 Reply

Good for you? I don't know what to say....

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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 15:52:31 Reply

At 5 hours ago, OMGhaxedlol wrote: ... and is a pretty shitty joke that i made-up

Got that right.


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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 15:56:41 Reply

Same story man.


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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 17:18:37 Reply

Intredasting.
Nice try though.
Might read again.

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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 19:33:41 Reply

i like the part where no1 even reacts 2 the photoshop painting that took me like 3 hours to make


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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 19:36:01 Reply

Thrilling.


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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 19:37:09 Reply

At 22 seconds ago, Naruto46346753839262 wrote: i like the part where no1 even reacts 2 the photoshop painting that took me like 3 hours to make

The less effort your post takes the more likely it is to be recognized. Try to keep it short, simple, and funny, like a retarded midget in a clown outfit.


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Response to the story of how i lost my balls 2012-02-15 19:49:09 Reply

I need to call my publisher.