Shitty teachers

[dlxrevolution]

Now that I think about it, some of my teachers back in early middle school were pretty terrible. I remember one teacher, she actually took away my pencil because she knew that I usually showed up to class unprepared with out a pencil, so when she saw one time that I actually had one, she took it away. Another time, that same teacher also gave me silent lunch for sharpening my pencil.

Another teacher in 8th grade wrote me up for throwing away a piece of lead when I was just a few feet from the trash can.

fucking pitiful

What was the worst teacher you have ever had?

[MushookieMan]

I had an algebra teacher that was convicted for having sex with two of the students. He has a wife and a baby already. And he got two students to suck his dick.

[naojason]

I am a shitty teacher. I can't teach myself to suck my own dick. :(

[Xergozy]

There's something you're not telling us. This is completely a biased story!

I wouldn't want to be a teacher... kids are annoying.

[SnoopyChicken]

Your teacher was right in every one of these cases.

[dlxrevolution]

At 8 minutes ago, Xergozy wrote: There's something you're not telling us. This is completely a biased story!

I wouldn't want to be a teacher... kids are annoying.

A students job is to do class work. What incentive does a teacher have to take away a pencil that's not even hers?

And I would FUCKING hate to be a teacher. Kids (K-12) piss me the fuck off.

[SnoopyChicken]

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote:
A students job is to do class work. What incentive does a teacher have to take away a pencil that's not even hers?

He's already said he doesn't come to class with one everyday. Obviously he borrows hers and no doubt "forgets" to give it back.
She's just getting a pencil off him for a change.

[TheLukeinator]

I've only ever had good teachers. In fact, most of the teachers I've had have been great. Give it time though.

[MushookieMan]

At 50 minutes ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote:
A students job is to do class work. What incentive does a teacher have to take away a pencil that's not even hers?

He's already said he doesn't come to class with one everyday. Obviously he borrows hers and no doubt "forgets" to give it back.
She's just getting a pencil off him for a change.

Ahh, I see, so a teacher student relationship is give-and-take, and teachers should stifle any apparent improvement in their student in a childish act of retaliation.

[SnoopyChicken]

At 5 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote:
Ahh, I see, so a teacher student relationship is give-and-take, and teachers should stifle any apparent improvement in their student in a childish act of retaliation.

Maybe next time he won't nick her pencil?
I think bringing equipment is a valuable lesson to learn. At my school if you forgot your pen you got one from a school friend or you didn't have one. No one forgot their pens at my school.

[tox]

what is silent lunch?

[Zeppelyn]

One time in middle school one guy was reading while the teacher was talking or something, so he got pissed and yelled "pay attention" then grabbed the book and threw it across the room, almost hitting another kid.

[dlxrevolution]

At 1 hour ago, SnoopyChicken wrote:

At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote:
A students job is to do class work. What incentive does a teacher have to take away a pencil that's not even hers?

He's already said he doesn't come to class with one everyday. Obviously he borrows hers and no doubt "forgets" to give it back.
She's just getting a pencil off him for a change.

I got it from another teacher WHO GAVE me that pencil. I was prepared for class that day, and she disabled my ability to do work. I don't give a shit how unprepared of a student you are, what the fuck kind of teacher does that?

[dlxrevolution]

At 11 minutes ago, tox wrote: what is silent lunch?

When you're not allowed to talk during lunch.

[kazumazkan]

those teachers seem like asshole i know what you could do find them and when they go oh i remember you with there shitty litttle smile punched them in the face and say that for that one time

any ways i had one teacher who would hit me in the first grade

then 4 grade one teacher that i hate for being bitch and shit and a teacher aid for giving me lunch detention for not completing my work in time or it was home work

5 grade i had an awesome teacher but she had to move and i got stuck with that bitch teacher again

to many to name

[Bommster]

My kindergarten teacher screamed at me for making a spelling mistake. In kindergarten. Then she took my piece of paper, tore it up and threw it in the trash.

Fucking psycho.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 2 hours ago, dlxrevolution wrote:

At 11 minutes ago, tox wrote: what is silent lunch?

When you're not allowed to talk during lunch.

Is that detention or do they actually watch you and make sure you don't talk.

[TheColourAwesome]

Have one teacher who's pretty unstable. Overly religious type. He lost his Daughter a few years ago from cancer and you can tell by the way he brings her up in his classes that it really effected him. One minute he'll be very nice and forgive, the next he'll go bat-shit insane. Rant, curse and shout. He's also very close minded and ignorant. What makes that worse is that this year he's in my religious education class and he pretends to care about other peoples opinions but really it's just to cover his ass.

[f12guy]

Whenever we were getting loud or annoying he would start throwing erasers around,
It happened so much our class devised a Roman army formation with our books.

[Benji]

My current Spanish teacher is an American, and cannot speak Spanish herself. It's pathetic.

on top of that, she's a total bitch!

[TheKman01]

I remember in 5th grade, my teacher took away my whole class' recess break away. Sadly, I can't remember the reason. I think it was because we were talking during an assembly. We had to go to the lunch room as a class, get our lunch, and go back to our classroom.

never getting those days of no recess back. EVER.

[yurgenburgen]

Had a teacher that literally went insane. There was a period of several weeks at school where he went through a gradual mental breakdown and would swear at students, jump onto desks, scream about nonsense and break-off mid-sentence to talk about car crashes and so on. The moment where I started fearing for my own safety was when he held a plastic ruler under the smoke detector and started melting it with a lighter to get our attention (he thought we weren't listening to him).

[Halberd]

I've actually never had a teacher as bad as some of the teachers you guys have had, maybe cause I go to a really good school and this thread attracts people with the craziest stories or something. Or maybe you are all fucking biased.

[Klik]

Pretty much all of my middle school teachers with a couple of exceptions. My middle school in general was pretty shit. My high school is WAY better. And I like all my teachers except for my first semester world history teacher, who seemed to not really care about the class.

[TheColourAwesome]

I've actually never had a teacher as bad as some of the teachers you guys have had, maybe cause I go to a really good school and this thread attracts people with the craziest stories or something. Or maybe you are all fucking biased.

I remember in one thread that everyone at your school was a bogan. You talin sneaky fibs, Helberd?

[Lemonardo]

I had a Music teacher who was, basically, senile. He always forgot about things and would lead to us going through lessons we've already done. He left last year, but to this day, I occasionally see him walking through the corridors. I feel worried about him, to be honest.

[Buoy]

Lots of assholes in primary school who couldn't handle kids. Don't know why they even became teachers. Later teachers weren't terrible as much as they were incompetent. Shitty English teacher who knew less English than I did, science teacher that had to be corrected twice a lecture on average (thought and taught that all hydrogen nuclei had a neutron i mean wtf). Social sciences teacher gave low grades first semester "so we would work harder next semester" (which is when it counts) then quit and the new teacher only looked at the first semester grades. Zealous self-righteous norwegian teacher. Those are all of them probably

[dreaming-loudly]

In my senior year of high school my legal studies teacher refused to help me with my major. We would always bicker and fire each other up. It was a four year grudge from way back in year eight when he taught geography. Fucking bastard.

At uni I had a lecturer who would always show up late and leave early. Complete dumbass. Couldn't even work out the light switches in the lecture theatre. I hated how at uni most of the people that were meant to be teaching me always had their leg halfway out the door because they taught on the side while working another job or doing a thesis. Money down the drain.

[Ultimate-fish]

At 12 hours ago, Xergozy wrote: There's something you're not telling us. This is completely a biased story!

I wouldn't want to be a teacher... kids are annoying.

My god. I'd be an excellent teacher if I was allowed to taser the bastards, but other than that, nah.

To be fair though, a lot of the teachers bring it on themselves. I've got a chemistry teacher that'd flip shit for "low level disruption". Y'know, a detention for that shit is alright, but I remember he gave this one, 20 minutes speech and he finished off with "YOU. WILL. BE. PUNISHED." and just went back to teaching! Hilarious stuff, but we do give him shit for it now.

[HeadbangingLegend]

I've had a lot of teachers who were really just plain shit at controlling the class. I had an English teacher who would eventually cry because the class would continue to ignore her and talk amongst themselves. Some of my teachers were complete assholes, like another English teacher I had took my almost full bottle of energy drink off me for having a sip in class and refused to give it back afterwards.

When I was in year 8 I went to a Seventh Day Adventist school (I'm now an atheist) and in assemble a teacher poked me under my ribs for talking. I'm not sure if she did it once or twice but after she did I immediately said "Don't touch me! You're not allowed to touch me!" In a loud voice which immediately made her stop. I had a right mind to report her for child abuse that bitch was crazy.