Have you prayed to Shoe God today?

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Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 21:55:59 Reply

If you havent, you are going to Shoe Hell, where the Shoe Gods llamacorns will rape you.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 21:58:26 Reply

At 1 minute ago, k-maniac wrote: If you havent, you are going to Shoe Hell, where the Shoe Gods llamacorns will rape you.

Fuck shoes, barefeet's where it's at.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 21:59:01 Reply

Shut up, unbeliever. You will worship the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster or you will spend eternity in the noodle-free abyss of Hell.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 22:01:28 Reply

I wear sandals.

come at me bro.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 22:03:41 Reply

You made this thread for one sole purpose.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 22:04:40 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, k-maniac wrote: If you havent, you are going to Shoe Hell, where the Shoe Gods llamacorns will rape you.

What? No you moron, the one true god is the sandal diety, get things right, anything else is a complete joke.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 22:09:02 Reply

So what does the Shoe God look like a Giant Gnome like that nursery rhyme where a whole family lived in a shoe?maybe you could show some proof of his existence.

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Response to Have you prayed to Shoe God today? 2012-02-10 22:11:58 Reply

At 5 minutes ago, Gamers-Gear wrote:
At 3 minutes ago, k-maniac wrote: If you havent, you are going to Shoe Hell, where the Shoe Gods llamacorns will rape you.
What? No you moron, the one true god is the sandal diety, get things right, anything else is a complete joke.

Sandals are the inbred cousins of shoes

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