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How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:49:04 Reply

Yo, Bees has to meet with his girlfriend tonight and is wondering what he should do with his time with her. He was considering just getting her flowers and then fisting her asshole, but is unsure if that's the best plan.

What do you guys think?

How should Bees impress his GF?


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:51:05 Reply

At A few seconds ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: What do you guys think?

That picture is flawed. The guy is slaping from left to right, with his right arm, and the woman is turning her head to her right, into the swing, so he didn't hit her, she's just flinching.


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:55:17 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, SolidToad wrote:
At A few seconds ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: What do you guys think?
That picture is flawed. The guy is slaping from left to right, with his right arm, and the woman is turning her head to her right, into the swing, so he didn't hit her, she's just flinching.

it could be like a few seconds after a backhand though?


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:55:25 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, SolidToad wrote:
At A few seconds ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: What do you guys think?
That picture is flawed. The guy is slaping from left to right, with his right arm, and the woman is turning her head to her right, into the swing, so he didn't hit her, she's just flinching.

Unless when he hit her, his hand sorta bounced off her face, rather than kept going past her face

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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:55:52 Reply

At 3 minutes ago, SolidToad wrote:
At A few seconds ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: What do you guys think?
That picture is flawed. The guy is slaping from left to right, with his right arm, and the woman is turning her head to her right, into the swing, so he didn't hit her, she's just flinching.

Or he could have hit her right to left and then brought his hand back

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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:57:57 Reply

all in favour of bees re-enacting this picture for science on his date say 'aye'


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 17:58:12 Reply

That picture is flawed. The guy is slaping from left to right, with his right arm, and the woman is turning her head to her right, into the swing, so he didn't hit her, she's just flinching.
it could be like a few seconds after a backhand though?

No, it IS a backhand because his hand is slightly cupped, making his knuckles the brunt force of the hit, and he's using his right arm.

also, when you're going for a punch, how often do you unclench your hand then re-clench it when you're going for succession with hits?


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 18:00:05 Reply

At 23 seconds ago, SolidToad wrote: also, when you're going for a punch, how often do you unclench your hand then re-clench it when you're going for succession with hits?

all the time lmfao


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 18:01:29 Reply

At A few seconds ago, Jon wrote:
At 23 seconds ago, SolidToad wrote: also, when you're going for a punch, how often do you unclench your hand then re-clench it when you're going for succession with hits?
all the time lmfao

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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 18:01:34 Reply

At 1 minute ago, SolidToad wrote: also, when you're going for a punch, how often do you unclench your hand then re-clench it when you're going for succession with hits?

Once after each successive 'hit' should do fine to stop your grip cramping your hand up :D


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 18:26:50 Reply

He should make her exist. That'd make her happy.

Because she's not real. Get it? Get it?

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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 18:33:26 Reply

Approach her with a purple suit, a cane and two bodacious chicks wrapped around his arms.


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 18:37:35 Reply

At 2 minutes ago, II2none wrote: Approach her with a purple suit, a cane and two bodacious chicks wrapped around his arms.

And tell her to unzip his jeans and suck it.
Then after she does it, kick her in the face and say that she disgusts him.


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 19:03:27 Reply

He should treat her with the respect and dignity that everyone woman deserves.

And leave an extra $20 on the dresser for her.


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 19:09:47 Reply

He should put his stinger into her bee queen hole and drop some sweet love nectar into her flower.


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 19:12:12 Reply

Impress: An act of making an impression or mark.

I think he should punch her in the face.

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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 19:23:04 Reply

No cock jokes yet? Seriously Newgrounds?
Guess General really is dead...

GRAB HER COCK YOU PUSSY!

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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 19:59:10 Reply

Sounds like a plan.


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Response to How should Bees impress his GF? 2012-02-10 20:01:58 Reply

At 50 minutes ago, GreatPowerfulTrixie wrote: He should put his stinger into her bee queen hole and drop some sweet love nectar into her flower.

Bees with stingers are always female.
You so nasty.