i hate cats, one time i saw one a cat trapped in a gutter, so i took the liberty to dislodge it's paw out of a metal bearing and decided to bandage it and take it into my home; where i gave it a saucer of milk whilst his face was full of scowl and begrudgingly licked up his milk; it thanked me by savaging my arm with it's claws and by giving me feral AIDS, it then jumped broke my family's heirloom saucer and sprinted through a window.
if i ever see that cat again i will grab it by it's tail and fling it into incoming traffic.
At A few seconds ago, darksytze wrote: i hate cats, one time i saw one a cat trapped in a gutter, so i took the liberty to dislodge it's paw out of a metal bearing and decided to bandage it and take it into my home; where i gave it a saucer of milk whilst his face was full of scowl and begrudgingly licked up his milk; it thanked me by savaging my arm with it's claws and by giving me feral AIDS, it then jumped broke my family's heirloom saucer and sprinted through a window.
if i ever see that cat again i will grab it by it's tail and fling it into incoming traffic.
Not all cats are the same. All of my cats are feral, and a can cuddle with any of them. Except for my blind cat. He thrashes because he cant see.
At 27 seconds ago, darksytze wrote: if i ever see that cat again i will grab it by it's tail and fling it into incoming traffic.
Assuming it didn't already run into incoming traffic.
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At 1 minute ago, darksytze wrote: one time i saw one a cat trapped in a gutter, so i took the liberty to dislodge it's paw out of a metal bearing and decided to bandage it and take it into my home;
This is where you went wrong. I usually just wrap them in a bag and throw them in garbage cans so that they don't bother me anymore.
At A few seconds ago, abbuw wrote: Not all cats are the same. All of my cats are feral, and a can cuddle with any of them. Except for my blind cat. He thrashes because he cant see.
no! all cats are the same! they are all plotting to overthrow humanity and enslave us.
you may be blinded because they are so adorable. you ooze with awe as they tilt your head and their giant eyes make you moisturize your pants; i advice you to be cautious, one day you'll wake up with a claw attached to your artery.
At A few seconds ago, MrRager wrote: Pretty sure cats won't do jack shit when your life is in danger, and when you're nearing death they eat your face.
Cats are evil.
Dog is God backwards, do the math.
They are very warm though. I am a cat and dog person. They do protect your house from pests like mice and rats. Dogs will protect your house from intruders, so whatever.
At A few seconds ago, darksytze wrote: you may be blinded because they are so adorable. you ooze with awe as they tilt your head and their giant eyes make you moisturize your pants; i advice you to be cautious, one day you'll wake up with a claw attached to your artery.
Nope. I have a cat colony. It has 17 cats. Zing!
At 2 minutes ago, darksytze wrote:
no! all cats are the same! they are all plotting to overthrow humanity and enslave us.
you may be blinded because they are so adorable. you ooze with awe as they tilt your head and their giant eyes make you moisturize your pants; i advice you to be cautious, one day you'll wake up with a claw attached to your artery.
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I love cats. they can do no wrong. I love to cater to them at all times. *looks over shoulder...damn....cat's still there looking at me*
But seriously cats are hella cool. Only they are smart enough to stay away from you when you are pissed or irritated. a dog keeps coming up to you all the time. Not saying dogs suck I like dogs ok...but im just saying it how cats see it.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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At A few seconds ago, Slint wrote: Dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cats
Without a shadow of a doubt.
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Personally I like cats more than dogs but thats mostly because I am lazy and don't want a overly dependent bag of flesh around the house.
While cats just eat the food you provide, then fucks off to random places of the house and a part from an occasional maw to the face at times of weakness thats it.
The mawing part is what keeps me on edge.
The beginning of the topic really reeled me in!
But as I went through the topic, my interest died down, but the bar was raised each time I saw a picture of a cat.
At 55 minutes ago, Slint wrote: Dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cats
Cats>Humans>plants>animals>feces>dog shit>dogs
Fixed it for you. No need to thank me.
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