Level 29 and level 30 are both Army of Darkness weapons by the way.
I have boxing gloves wrapped in barbed wire, I used to have a straight razor.
I picture the battle going like this:
I step into the arena, I check to see if my gloves will stay on and if the wire is still holding. Then I see my opponent, seven and a half feet tall around 400 hundred pounds of muscle wielding a single straight razor. It's tiny compared to his giant frame but I can't be to careful. I hear the crowd cheering us on I see Wade give the signal for the fight to begin. He charges at me wildly wielding his razor at me. I dodge and parry each blow with my barbed wire waiting for him to get unbalanced. Then, I see him get exhausted which is when I strike. I give a hook to his arm, his scream of pain echoes in the night air. Then I jab him twice in the stomach causing him to bend over in pain. His mistake. An uppercut to his face causes a sickening crunch to be heard. The crowd silences. I pull my glove back and he falls. I see Wade give his approval and I start my way back to the frozen wastes of Canada.