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Oh noes! Wade caught you trying to steal the naked pics of Tom! As punishment, he throws you in the Thunderdome with a convicted criminal. your only weapon is your *new* level icon, and the convict's weapon is your *old* level icon.
The rules of Thunderdome are clear: Two men enter, one man leaves. It's you or him, someone isn't getting out of this alive.
Seeing as how all of the old level icons were melee objects and now I have a gun, my chances are a lot better.
I used to have badass shurikens, and now I have a really short ranged knife/brass knuckles. So, I would be pretty much fucked.
I turned Level 8 the day of the redesign, so it would be me with a bowling pin against some brute with brass knuckles. The length of the bowling pin should give me an advantage, so I would probably kick his ass.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
Well I'm sure Iron is stronger than Silver, so my Iron Gaunt hand would beat the guy with the Silver Gaunt, but his would be flashier and cooler.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
Well, my old level icon, was a tire iron, guess who's not leaving.
It isn't me
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 9 minutes ago, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Seeing as how all of the old level icons were melee objects and now I have a gun, my chances are a lot better.
Seeing how I have a lazer gun, why would you bother?
I had the old J pipe before, now I have a flaming axe. Besides levels 1-10, every level has the potential to be lethal.
3DS friend code NG member list. / I talk about game design using cartoons on youtube. / My Wii U username is Bobbybroccoli.
New Level 15: The Spiked-Glove vs. Old Level 15: The Whip?
The criminal might win over me with those sharp whip-lashes, but not unless if I threw some good-ass punches.
PsychoZoid/Andrew Berry: The most uninteresting man in the world
At 6 minutes ago, FBIpolux wrote:At 9 minutes ago, 14hourlunchbreak wrote: Seeing as how all of the old level icons were melee objects and now I have a gun, my chances are a lot better.Seeing how I have a lazer gun, why would you bother?
Oh wait were not fighting each other, but our old icons...
I guess I'd win against a... gauntlet?
Frying pan versus fist with sharp bracelet.
At least I'm better armed.
If you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised.
I'm just a man who needed someone and somewhere to hide.
Level 29 and level 30 are both Army of Darkness weapons by the way.
I have boxing gloves wrapped in barbed wire, I used to have a straight razor.
I picture the battle going like this:
I step into the arena, I check to see if my gloves will stay on and if the wire is still holding. Then I see my opponent, seven and a half feet tall around 400 hundred pounds of muscle wielding a single straight razor. It's tiny compared to his giant frame but I can't be to careful. I hear the crowd cheering us on I see Wade give the signal for the fight to begin. He charges at me wildly wielding his razor at me. I dodge and parry each blow with my barbed wire waiting for him to get unbalanced. Then, I see him get exhausted which is when I strike. I give a hook to his arm, his scream of pain echoes in the night air. Then I jab him twice in the stomach causing him to bend over in pain. His mistake. An uppercut to his face causes a sickening crunch to be heard. The crowd silences. I pull my glove back and he falls. I see Wade give his approval and I start my way back to the frozen wastes of Canada.
At 6 minutes ago, Viktor wrote: Which level icon?
I am gonna go with my Plane with Nukes.
I said level icon not user icon. All you get is you shovel, sorry.
At 18 minutes ago, Heinrich wrote: Oh yeah? Well I'll.... throw...this at... you?.....
Aw fuck it. I'm screwed!
You've got The Glaive, I'd say your chances are pretty good.
As for me, I'd kill that glove-wearing ninny and then brag about how i beat a guy to death with a bowling pin just like this.
At 11 minutes ago, All-American-Badass wrote: A bronze mystic Japanese sword vs. a bloody cleaver. Yep i clearly have won, I have better range and better power.
I thought that was a wooden sword :/
I think i have the worst weapon possible! My unicorn skull would just break if it hit someone. And i think it would lose for sure against my old sledgehammer.
*Ruffles hair into Cloud Strife style*
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
At 1 minute ago, Life-Stream wrote: I think i have the worst weapon possible! My unicorn skull would just break if it hit someone. And i think it would lose for sure against my old sledgehammer.
You could just impale them with the horn.
Unicorn impalements make up about 20% of all equestrian-based fatalities, you know.
Fear the horn.
1st: Like to see a good deal of us are Level 13'ers.
2nd: Me. I have a spiked boxing glove. The other guy has a scythe that looks hard as f*#$ to hold. Guess who's not getting out?
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