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Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 05:17 PM Reply

For those who don't know, it's a 3 line poem. The first line uses 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5.

I will now go urinate
Right on your mother's big tits
Then shit on her face

Go forth and write haikus!


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 05:19 PM Reply

Haikus are for babies
Phrozonfire is a stupid butt
Fuck this shit I'm out

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 05:19 PM Reply

Some like the design
Some are quite annoyed with it
I think it's okay


This sig is 100% effective protection from all hexes, curses, evil spirits and bad karma. Guaranteed.

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 05:21 PM Reply

I tried to write one
Could not think of anything
Fuck everything


1, 2, 3, Coffee 4, 5, 8, too late

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 05:23 PM Reply

Oliver likes dicks
But he will not suck Stamper's
That's why he gets banned


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 05:31 PM Reply

okay but what's a haiku?


hey

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:04 PM Reply

At 29 minutes ago, Crink wrote: okay but what's a haiku?

Y'all suck at this shit
Make way, for I am the king
The lord of haiku

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:17 PM Reply

This haiku is shit
The syllables don't add up
Oh wait, yes they do. 1

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:19 PM Reply

A beautiful day
Wretched in it's new glory
Only hearkens death.


Mental Music for Thinkers and Doers

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:20 PM Reply

I ate a poptart
I ate it while on my bed
I feel so crumby...


I love you ;D

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:21 PM Reply

I am an island

And you are not an island

Are you jealous bro?


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:22 PM Reply

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
You all, idiot nuckas
Fuck you all to hell

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:23 PM Reply

I deal in visuals,
Poetry is for stupid emo babies,
I'm not even checking to see if this is right.

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:23 PM Reply

At 1 hour ago, phrozonfire wrote: For those who don't know, it's a 3 line poem. The first line uses 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5.

I will now go urinate
Right on your mother's big tits
Then shit on her face

Go forth and write haikus!

You forgot the fact that they have to be about nature


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:24 PM Reply

I am super smart,
I try not to sound too mean,
But I always fart.


Formerly known as SaltshakerClock

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:26 PM Reply

screw this redesign
peoples icons are too gay
five more syllables


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:29 PM Reply

I've seen this before
But oh well, I will still post
Umm ... chicken-pot pie.


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:29 PM Reply

I shaved my pubes
I shaved them with spoons
I am bad at this

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:29 PM Reply

I dislike haikus.
They can suck my fucking balls.
Refrigerator.

Seriously, what's the point in them? It's not even hard to make them.

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:30 PM Reply

I don't like Haikus
So this line will be nine syllables
Detective Dipshit.


Lolthread
Thanks a bunch to CagedSilhouette for the shiny new sig.

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:36 PM Reply

began to write this
knowing I fucking hate haikus
cuz they do not rhyme


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:39 PM Reply

Is this a haiku?
Why, I'm not really sure here.
"You're doing it wrong."


Veritas est index sui et falsi. (Truth is the criterion of itself and the false.)
Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero. (Sieze the day; trust little in tomorrow.)

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Redesign sucks butt
Tom Fulp dude, what in the fuck?
Never coming back

Redesignpost2012

You have to know your name.
LOOP
One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 06:45 PM Reply

Five syllables, this
is, and now i need seven
and now five again

I'm not good at this.

Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 07:21 PM Reply

Nagger Faggot Dick
Piss Fuck Ass Nagger Dick Fuck
Shit Shit Anal Fuck


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 08:26 PM Reply

I don't like haikus
They are terrible and don't make sense
They're the shit of poems


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 08:29 PM Reply

At 3 hours ago, phrozonfire wrote: For those who don't know, it's a 3 line poem. The first line uses 5 syllables, the second 7, and the third 5.

I don't think that's all there is to it, and this should probably go into the writing forums.
Here's mine:
Hi you, how are you,
I'm leaving now forever
Hope you don't be sad.

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 08:43 PM Reply

cats are very fluffy
except when they are run over
fuck you mr. whiskers

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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 08:44 PM Reply

I am a faggot
My ass is full of semen
Please fuck my gay butt


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Response to Write a Haiku! Feb. 8th, 2012 @ 08:46 PM Reply

Whisper in the wind
Knife in hand, slip by unseen
Many backs to choose