So, we all saw the halftime show at the Super Bowl last Sunday, right? Madonna looked pretty good when she performing, so I was wondering if any of you guys would have sex with her. She's old, but she looks great and seems pretty flexible.
So, would any of you chumps bump uglies with Madonna? Like a virgin?
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Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.
I imagine her tits probably hang to her knees if she doesn't have a bra on, being old and all, so unless I can smack the shit out of my neighbors with them, she's useless to me.
I would just to question her sexual abilities and say I've shagged her.
I'd shag Susan Boyle for bragging rights.
Nope. Where's that picture of her spread legs where they cut out a hunk of flesh to slap on her face?
At 2 minutes ago, ZJ wrote: So, we all saw the halftime show at the Super Bowl last Sunday, right? Madonna looked pretty good when she performing, so I was wondering if any of you guys would have sex with her. She's old, but she looks great and seems pretty flexible.
So, would any of you chumps bump uglies with Madonna? Like a virgin?
Fuck.
No.
She raped football and the art of music on Sunday, and I'm not gonna let her rape ME!
At 5 minutes ago, DickBuns wrote: Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.
No amount of words can express my love for you now.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 3 minutes ago, WadeFulp wrote: Nope. Where's that picture of her spread legs where they cut out a hunk of flesh to slap on her face?
She's still a sexy bitch, Wade.
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No i would not bang Madonna. Though she does look good for being 50, Susanna Hoffs is way hotter and she's about the same age.
Here's an interesting fact about Madonna.
She used to pull up next to random Mexicans, grab them, and fuck them in the back of her limo. She did it for the thrill of giving someone an unbelievable experience. This is true.
Personally I wouldn't fuck her because she has the same face as a boy I used to know at school, and also because she follows that stupid Kabbalah religion or whatever and she'd most likely want me to chant into her vagina before sticking it in.
At 2 minutes ago, WadeFulp wrote: Nom nom nom!
She needs to shave more.
At 3 minutes ago, WadeFulp wrote: Nom nom nom!
We found him!
At 17 minutes ago, ZJ wrote: So, we all saw the halftime show at the Super Bowl last Sunday, right? Madonna looked pretty good when she performing, so I was wondering if any of you guys would have sex with her. She's old, but she looks great and seems pretty flexible.
So, would any of you chumps bump uglies with Madonna? Like a virgin?
Fuck no she is probably old and wrinkled.
All Eyez On Me.
I'm not sure. Only if I couldn't ever get any better I guess.
She is one of those people that I see pictures of and thinks she is hot but other times she seems old and repulsive.
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Gross, just look at her without make up & you'll see the truth.
She looks like the chick from Twilight died her hair blonde and almost OD'd on botox
Which I'm pretty sure isn't possible
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If I'd fuck anyone from the half time show it would've been M.I.A.
Yup, if only so that I could say that I fucked Madonna.
At 12 minutes ago, MoriChax wrote: If I'd fuck anyone from the half time show it would've been M.I.A.
She supports terrorism.
Fuck her indeed.
At 7 minutes ago, TheSouthernTower wrote: No way on Earth.
But will you do me?
At 3 minutes ago, AtomicD00M wrote:At 7 minutes ago, TheSouthernTower wrote: No way on Earth.But will you do me?
Depends. You a chick?
Not choice but probably. She's just a woman. Of course with any woman with a reputation I would have to factor whether she's a slut or not in my decision because possible stds are a dealbreaker.
She is milfy, but I do not like her personality.
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