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So my sister goes into my facebook, and destroys it. She changed all of my personal info, she put in weird ass quotes in my facebook, and so much more. I really don't care about stuff like this, but the fact that i confronted this fat bitch about going into my facebook and she lied to my face makes me pissed. Any ways to get back?
Being so hardcore, I hid her flash drive.
being in college, that's really important.
Since Newgrounds is fucked up in their own little way, maybe you can help me concoct a revenge plot? Im already thinking about putting dog shit in her bed...
At 1/31/12 02:33 AM, InferiorSimulation wrote: As long as she didn't call you the KKKman. Stfu.
ohh I like that.
no sarcasm intended
If she dared to mess with you to begin with, you obviously didn't instill enough fear in her to begin with.
Anyone perform a few mind games. Yeah, it takes a few hours out of your day, but its fun, the results are fun, and its a good way to establish that you are not to be fucked with with permanently traumatizing or angering them.
Watch the Twilight Zone for some inspiration.
You know what's the best revenge plot?
Do on to her what she did to you BY TENFOLD
There are things I do and there are things I want to do. Overall, I just want to live my life and end it the way I want.
At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Put a virus on her flash drive and give it back.
I was thinking about this, but Im not tech savvy and I dont want to fuck up my computer in the works
have to use my computer, hers is password protected and no way in hell im using my parents' computer
At 1/31/12 02:38 AM, TheKman01 wrote:At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Put a virus on her flash drive and give it back.I was thinking about this, but Im not tech savvy and I dont want to fuck up my computer in the workshave to use my computer, hers is password protected and no way in hell im using my parents' computer
Hmm.. Then I suggest handing it back- But right before she can touch it, bring your hand back, throw the drive to the ground, and step on it.
Like a douche
At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote:
Hmm.. Then I suggest handing it back- But right before she can touch it, bring your hand back, throw the drive to the ground, and step on it.Like a douche
hahaha that would be awesome.
I would have a better idea of what to do if I knew if you both went to the same college or not. But if so, write a note TO: some other chick FROM: Her in her handwriting.
On the note, you should include your sister's name. Perhaps like it was folded, and she wrote her name on the outside, and then passed it to the other girl.
The note should read Hey, (other chick) I slept with this guy and it turns out he has an STD. What should I do?
Now casually discard this note in the hallway in front of one of her classes.
Sit back and watch the action. Awww yeah!
Since OP has every reason to be pissed, because that's just what sisters normally do, even in college here's a plan:
That will teach her.
Doesn't sound too bad. Just fix your facebook. And get her back by being the more mature one.
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Fill her flash drive with goatse and various other disgusting things.
Or, fill it with very large hidden files, so she won't be able to save anything to it, and won't be able to figure out why.
You are officially pathetic when you whine about facebook on newgrounds because you cannot handle simple everyday problems that happens to pretty much everyone at some point and nobody actually cares about.
Heres a plan, why dont you grow a pair and ignore her.
If in doubt then set it on fire because fire is A if not THE answer and solution to absolutely everything.
-- Corey Griffin 2008
At 1/31/12 04:52 AM, NL-Courage wrote:At 1/31/12 04:42 AM, MaartenC wrote: Since OP has every reason to be pissed, because that's just what sisters normally do, even in college here's a plan:This is probably the worst solution ever.
All.That will teach her.
Obvious sarcasm wasn't obvious enough?
Go to the store and buy a couple packets of live yeast. They're cheap.
Mix one packet into her pussy soap bottle and sprinkle the other one in any and all of her boxes of tampons or pads. Then shake 'em up real good.
After you do all that just smile and wait.
Take a picture of her sleeping (try to take off clothes if you're sick enough to do it), upload it and send it via her facebook chat (you'll need to sneak to get to her computer).
Send links mostly to guys, and they'll do the rest of the job.
At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, Spretznaz wrote: 4chan's better suited to this type of thing. Try there first
Don't try there first, we don't need you going to jail for rape and murder.
I'm back, I guess.
At 1/31/12 02:31 AM, TheKman01 wrote:
I really don't care about stuff like this.
Then why talk about it.
But fuck it. Revenge time. Fuck up her Flash drive in front of her, but make it look like an accident. That, or if you cherish the drive, just upload a shit load of porn and viruses onto it. That'll teach her.
you want revenge schemes you go on 4chan you want quirky discussions and flash games you go on newgrounds
At 1/31/12 08:26 AM, Soapbubble wrote:At 1/31/12 02:35 AM, Spretznaz wrote: 4chan's better suited to this type of thing. Try there firstDon't try there first, we don't need you going to jail for rape and murder.
You must impregnate her with your semen in the dead of night.
Make the BBS proud little Willy!
I think you deserved it, and that's pretty damn classic trolling by your sister.
She has already won, because you are distraught and you are complaining about it.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Me and a friend of mine did it to a guy in our class. He didn't even get mad.
SHIT WAS SO CASH.