There is some pretty gusty winds outside where I am and the wind blew so hard earlier, that an apple just smacked me in my face. I think my nose is bleeding, how should I treat it?
Knock your head back and hold a tissue to it.
I just got blown away by a girl!
not really :(
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
Than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.
-- ee cummings
Only a tornado or jet engine can literally blow you away.
One time I got blown and then later, as I was walking home, some guy blew me
Then I woke up
Weird fucking dreams
You "think" your nose is bleeding...Did the apple also hit you in both eyes so that you can't see if your nose is bleeding or just all runny/snotty cuz you've been crying hysterically about the whole thing?
I say just let it bleed freely unlit it clots. You should just enjoy the salty coppery goodness running down to your mouth while it lasts.
I know what you mean. I got hit with a pretty strong gust while walking across an ice covered parking-lot in sneakers. Needless to say that I fell on my ass, and I'm still not happy about it.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
You should make a sail ship out of a shopping cart and some bed sheets.
I will love you if you do this.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Run up to the girl you like and tell her you just beat off three huge black rapists with 10 inch cranks, she will love you forever.
At 1/30/12 09:28 PM, TheGrim wrote: Run up to the girl you like and tell her you just beat off three huge black rapists with 10 inch cranks, she will love you forever.
What the fuck does that have to do with huge gusts of wind?!
At 1/30/12 09:29 PM, KillerSkull wrote:At 1/30/12 09:28 PM, TheGrim wrote: Run up to the girl you like and tell her you just beat off three huge black rapists with 10 inch cranks, she will love you forever.What the fuck does that have to do with huge gusts of wind?!
Because he got his ass beaten up by some wind. You think she'll like him if he tells her he got his ass kicked by Mother Nature's farts?
At 1/30/12 09:37 PM, TheGrim wrote: Because he got his ass beaten up by some wind. You think she'll like him if he tells her he got his ass kicked by Mother Nature's farts?
Maybe, if she's really quirky like that. If that's the case, she'll give him head if he told her that.
At 1/30/12 09:38 PM, KillerSkull wrote:At 1/30/12 09:37 PM, TheGrim wrote: Because he got his ass beaten up by some wind. You think she'll like him if he tells her he got his ass kicked by Mother Nature's farts?Maybe, if she's really quirky like that. If that's the case, she'll give him head if he told her that.
Yeah but for that to happen she would have to be a fart-loving psychotic weirdo, and there aren't that many women on /b/
But all the girls who enjoy /b/ fit that description
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