Dreams Thread

[T3XT]

Post your dreams here.

The bizarre, the weird, the laughably boring, whatever.

I'm interested.

[T3XT]

Btw, I keep having this recurring dream that I'm with my friends trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. Every time I dream of it, it's a continuation of the last dream. They're really depressing dreams. There's barely any 'action' in them, if that's what you were thinking, and they're filled with tons of drama. Oh yeah, and some of my friends die in the dreams.

What could this mean?

[Lovebox-5andwich]

Last night I dreamt I was in a bus.

[T3XT]

At 1/29/12 04:25 PM, Lovebox-5andwich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was in a bus.

Did the bus crash? Explode? Run down to some place you didn't know? Get abducted by aliens?

Anything?

Or does this fall under the 'laughably boring' category?

[MrFlopz]

My friend told me about a dream he had where a cloaked man told him he could make him king with power over the world in exchange for his right arm. He agreed and became a king with one arm and he worked to fix all the problems in the world. Then after he was old and about to die, black smoke covered the whole world except for his nation. The man he met earlier appeared in front of him and revealed his appearance - he was a collection of human body parts taken from different people to form one person. He politely gave a speech about my friend being a good king, but he has to pick up where he left off. Then walked toward the smoke and waved goodbye - with my friend's right arm.

I wish I could have a dream like that. That's some intense shit.

[Lovebox-5andwich]

At 1/29/12 04:26 PM, T3XT wrote:

At 1/29/12 04:25 PM, Lovebox-5andwich wrote: Last night I dreamt I was in a bus.

Did the bus crash? Explode? Run down to some place you didn't know? Get abducted by aliens?

Anything?

Or does this fall under the 'laughably boring' category?

Yeah... just boring. It was a long dream. I didn't even talk to anyone in the bus.

OK, a more serious reply to this thread then.
The other night I dreamt of a childhood friend of mine whom I hadn't seem or even thought about in ten years, except 2 years ago when I learned he died of hepatitis, then I completely forgot him.
In my dream I heard my own voice saying: "You cold not meet with him (my friend) before he died so he appeared to you in this dream to tell you his final words".
But he just stood silent the entire dream. He just looked at me and then smiled.

[Kwing]

I had a horrible dream that an old lover of mine died and I was the only person that had been there. She has these super paranoid parents, and in the dream they thought that I was somehow responsible.

[TheSandyman]

I actually had my first cool droom in years: I dreamed that I was the leader of an anarchistic rebelliongroup that fought the fascist state, and just when I'm sitting in my appartment, I notice cops driving by outside (in my dream I lived just under the roof, while in reality I live on the groundfloor). So I tell my compianions to shut the light off before the notice us breaking curfue.
They switched it off too late, making the cops notice us and finding out we're the rebels. So we climb up to the roof, and I'm overlooking the streets getting full of cops. I start scanning around and looking for possible escapeways, but the only thing I can see is the building on the other side of the road (so I thought of a matrixlike jump). Just when I was about to do that, I see one cop has one of us, and threatening to choke him if we don't do what he says.

Sadly, that's all there was to my dream. I'll never know if I tried the jump or tried to save my mate.

[Winrar1337]

Funny how I can't even get laid in my dreams.

[Arachnus]

My dreams are frustrating as fuck, for example ill be chased by a monster and all of a sudden. ZERO GRAVITY. Freddy kreuger's gonna slice my dick off and im to busy hopping around like an astronaut, also if i get laid in one of my dreams i wake up just before i start. sometimes i combine both of those situations, im gonna have sex and then jason slices it off. i hardly ever have a 'good' dream.

[Sense-Offender]

There was just a thread about dreams the other day, so I'll copy/paste my post from that.

I'm on a beach. I decide to chill in the shallow water when I see something under the water. I stick my head under the water and look and find a sheet of ice. I break it away and find space lies beyond it, planets, stars, etc.

[RyderOmega]

At 1/29/12 04:20 PM, T3XT wrote: Btw, I keep having this recurring dream that I'm with my friends trying to survive the zombie apocalypse. Every time I dream of it, it's a continuation of the last dream. They're really depressing dreams. There's barely any 'action' in them, if that's what you were thinking, and they're filled with tons of drama. Oh yeah, and some of my friends die in the dreams.

Hmmmm. . . For some odd reason, your dream sounds a bit too familiar? Could it be. . .

[Sevkat]

Only in my dre/a/ms...

[Sense-Offender]

I've had a lot of dreams about zombies roaming the Earth. I remember one that started with me walking to the local Presbyterian church because the farmer's market was in front of it. Then, a bunch of zombies suddenly showed up and everybody started running and freaking out. It was pretty vivid. Later in the dream, I got to some kind of building that had been used as shelter and the people had a bunch of guns. My cousin happened to be there and he was their leader and was all badass.

Later, I was in some town and it was attacked by zombies. I ran away until I reached a hill and ran up it. When I made it to the top, the moonlight wasn't hitting it, so it was pitch black and I couldn't see anything at all. I heard moaning and groaning and whatever I imagine zombies to sound like. At the moment I started to panic, I saw a light coming closer to me, which turned out to be headlights. It was a jeep speeding toward me. The jeep stopped right in front of me and the driver opened the passenger door and yelled "get in!".

That's all I remember from it. pretty cool dream, I think. Like I said, I've had several dreams about zombies. probably too many zombie movies/shows and Left 4 Dead...and Undead Nightmare.

[TitaniumMan]

I remembered like a month ago when I had an AMAZING dream. It was so amazing i remembered it till now. Seriously, when I woke up from it I was filled with powerful emotions... like at the end of an epic adventure. I wanted to go back to the dream but I knew i couldn't. There were times I woke up at certain points to go to the bathroom but the dream resumed where it left of. Kind of weird isn't it?

Here's how the dream started. (Remember this was a month ago so I can't remember some details."

So I'm in an old Hotel with friends/family. I remember standing in a dark, creepy hallway before going in a room.All of my friends and family were in the room. I go in the room and distinctly remember there's a large mirror hanging on the wall. I don't exactly remember what happens next, but some kind of monster appears out of the hallway. All of the people in the room, including me, jumped out of the window and landed outside. Apparently, police started to come out of the hotel and started chasing us for no reason. Wtf right?

It was night. Outside of the Hotel was a swamp. All of us who jumped out of the Hotel ran to a white van ahead of us on a road trying to escape the police chasing us. We were all knee deep in bog water and weirdly, there were mines in the bog that when you trip them, a giant fishing pole will reel you up into the sky. Many of the mines were tripped by my friends/family but I managed to get to the road. I hid in some bushes near the van and waited for the police to go away. I was the only one who made it .

After the police was gone, I ran away from the Hotel. I don't know why I didn't go in the van. I ran and ran until I reach a city. I saw Helicopters with their search lights on looking for me. I was a wanted fugitive for some reason and ran in the city. I came up to a random house and hid inside. I don't know how i got inside. There was a Man in the house and I hid from him too. After a while I went up some stairs in the house and met a girl in a room. I told her my predicaments and she agreed to hide me from the police. She was around my age and I hid in her room for what appears like a looong time in my dream (like a few months). During this time I remember watching TV with her in her room and going on the internet with a laptop. I chatted with her and eventually I fell in love with her. This was were my dream ended.

When I woke up I immediately remembered the dream and I had a powerful feeling of love and sadness.

[Dawnslayer]

I had a dream...it was wet.

I am often amazed when I am the first to post an obvious joke.

[Keegz]

My two favorites:

When I was like 13 I had a dream where I had telekinetic powers and was throwing stuff at teachers.

And more recently where I fought Itachi. While people watching us were baked. He killed me then I woke up. Shit was fucked.

[Askling]

I have two that I would like to share:

I had a rather unkanny nightmare several years back in which me, my sister and some friends (no one I knew in the real world) were hanging out at my house at night, when we suddenly heard on the radio that a psychotic killer was on the loose. Naturally, we went to make sure all the windows and doors were closed and locked. Everything seemed fine, until I noticed the window in my sister's bedroom upstairs. The lightswitch wouldn't work, but I went to close the window anyway. At that point, I deliberately woke myself up; I like horror stories and I know that in this sort of sitsuation, the killer was in the room and I was seconds away from being gutted.

Just a few years ago, I had a dream in which I was the leader of a deeply religous nation bent on world conquest. Our military was very advanced and we managed to conquer most of europe and part of Russia with minimal casualties (on our side). Around when I woke up, we had an ellection aproaching and I just descovered to evidence about my main opponent's "activities" that would have garentied my re-election (either by releasing it to the press, or blackmailing him to drop out).

[Gimmick]

I once had a dream where two policemen chased me, and it was in monochrome.

I was running, running, running, being chased by the cops, and an endless number of houses in the vicinity, all of which were empty, and an unfinishing road.
I ran into a house and there was a dead end; the cops saw me, pushed me against the wall and cuffed me.

That was the end of the dream. Unlike a nightmare, it was quite pleasant, really. After they cuffed me, I could see myself from a third-person-perspective.

I imagine that if I'm in a coma I'll have the exact same dream, except I'll keep on running, running against the wind, being chased by the cops, and on an endless road, never being cuffed.

[Sense-Offender]

I just had a dream last night that I was on the side of a street in the city (NY) and Kramer was pulling one of those..what do you call them? those things in Asia where you sit in it and a dude pulls it and brings you to your destination. Anyway, Kramer was pulling it and Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza were sitting in it while I ordered some pizza for them. Kramer got really impatient. I asked him if I could order some Buffalo wings, but he sped off without answering me. I ordered them wings anyway.

At 1/30/12 12:07 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: I had a dream...it was wet.

I've only had one of those in my life and it was when I unzipped my fly because my hardon didn't fit in my pants. blanket had to be washed.

At 1/30/12 04:14 AM, Askling wrote: At that point, I deliberately woke myself up

That's a good thing to know how to do, ain't it? I've found it to be pretty useful/

Around when I woke up, we had an ellection aproaching and I just descovered to evidence about my main opponent's "activities" that would have garentied my re-election (either by releasing it to the press, or blackmailing him to drop out).

But for some reason this sort of thing happens to me. For example, I'll be dreaming that I'm in an argument. I find something to say that prettty much destroys the other person's argument and unarguably win the debate. I wake up in mid-sentence, feeling like an idiot.

Also, who else talks in their sleep a lot and knows this because they wake up while talking?

[Luis]

I had a dream i was out drinking last night, but this morning i felt drunk when i woke up. I am starting to worry that i sleptwalked to the bar last night :(

I've been cutting off my drinking lately, I wonder if my body is experiencing withdrawl

[Mizzjuicyflava]

I keep dreaming that I have a pemis. All I remember is crying and looking at it. Its a crazy dream.

[littlegonkyboy]

when i was 17 i dreamt that i was in a big prison in the center of a big grass field! (just like a campain)
i remember that i burnt something to distract the cops, then i run to the exit while bumping the other prisoners, i noticed that i was on the second floor, and if i tried to reach the exit in the first floor, i would probably get caught! but if i would jumped from the second one, i would splat myself on the field!
i decided to jump, and incredibly i survived without a broken bone, but the snipers were ready to shot me, i saw some bushes in the opposite part, but i had to run to reach them, i was running pretty slowly.. but suddendly i started to run with a "4-feet mode" and i dodged bullets and i run in the bushes (just like a deer), after this i was free and i was in a campain village, then i restarted to walk with 2-feet, then i attached myself to a car, and then i stopped in a house because while i was going, a guy called me.
then i said to him "were you searching me? because now i am a free man"
he answered "your liberty isn't going to last for long"
me: "why?"
him:" because from a search with my PC, i discovered that a big meteor will hit the Earth today"
then i woke up, it was one of the most epic dreams that i had.. except for the ending!

[Sense-Offender]

At 1/30/12 10:34 AM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I keep dreaming that I have a pemis. All I remember is crying and looking at it. Its a crazy dream.

Perhaps some pegging is in order. (not me, ffs)

[homsarrunner3]

At 1/30/12 10:08 AM, Luis wrote: I had a dream i was out drinking last night, but this morning i felt drunk when i woke up. I am starting to worry that i sleptwalked to the bar last night :(

I've been cutting off my drinking lately, I wonder if my body is experiencing withdrawl

Bartender: Whatcha want, buddy?
Luis: zzz...watermelon....zzzz...margarita....
zzzz....extra salt....zzzz (Throws twenty-spot on bar)
Bartender: Uh...OK. :/
Luis: Keep....zzzz...change.... *leaves*

[cATbYtE]

I had a dream one time that I worked in a museum as a security officer and on one of my walks around the museum somehow this exhibit of Medusa woke up. (she looked like the medusa from Clash Of The Titans remake) and she decided that we were going to be together. I freaked out in my dream and refused to have a snake lady as my woman. This got her pissed off and I spent the rest of my dream avoiding her arrows she was trying to shoot me with

[Dosensuppen]

I had a dream that I was using a normal stick like a pogo stick and traveled very far distances with it. I called it a stick shift.

[ChamberPot]

I had a dream I did some woman then slapped my face with a hairbrush multiple times to check I wasn't dreaming.

[beardkiller]

I once dreamed of a battle royale between every fictional charicter...ever

[AmpdVodka]

Whenever I dream, I'm always running away from someone who I know who's trying to murder me. But then I always turn around and no matter what the odds I fucking rip them apart and I'm so happy about it. Last night it was my friends dad. Except he had took my puppy hostage with a knife, and I've no idea how but I managed to pick up a chair, sprint up to him and knock the knife out of his hand with the chair before beating him to near death with the chair and throwing him out the window onto the neighbors house which for some reason was burning down... afterwards I was so proud of myself. I have the same sort of dream every now and then! It's weird!