When I remember my dreams, it's always the same fucked up shit. Stuff that is so illogical that it should occur to me that I'm just dreaming... but well, in dream I never realize I'm just dreaming.
A reoccuring theme is, that I'm too tired to keep my eyes open, but when I close them, I don't really "sleep" in my dream. It's just that I cannot keep my eyes open, yet I continue to do whatever I was doing.
For example, I was cycling along this long ass road together with someone. We talked and stuff. But whenever I tried to turn my head to see who's actually with me I couldn't see him, because I couldn't keep my eyes open.
Another example: Somebody was at the door, trying to come in. I couldn't see who it was through the door viewer, because I was so tired. I then wanted to pretend I'm not home, and layed down on the floor (yeah, so tired I couldn't even go to bed), but my door all of a sudden has turned into a dutch door (those that can open on top and on bottom, see picture). Luckily, I then woke up.
I always dream weird shit like that, so I much rather don't remember my dreams. Or, if I remember them, I would really like them to be as boring as OP's dreams. :/