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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 04:29 AM Reply

Sucky sucky 5 dolla. My girl is a 13 year old asian prostitute.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 04:47 AM Reply

i'd form an anal bond with him and infiltrate his anal crypt to gain his anal knowledge and use it to find his weaknesses as i thrust through it with the sword of fissure.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 05:59 AM Reply

I WOULD FUCK HIM UP WITH MY FIST AND KILL HIM AND MAKE HIM DIE. PUNK BITCH.

But seriously, just a "Mate, she's with me." usually gives them the idea to go away. If it continues then you can get violent.

there's no need to make a fight out of everything kiddos.

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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 06:01 AM Reply

Physical violence over trivial shit like that is something only Apes do.

Sorry, but I happen to not be a fucking moron.

Also I don't have a girlfriend.

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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 06:44 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 06:01 AM, ShadyBlackGuy wrote: Also I don't have a girlfriend.

Saw that one coming.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 06:46 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 02:03 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 1/29/12 01:44 AM, II2none wrote:
You don't... You leave. A bar is a terrible place for a date anyway.

What if you just got there?


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 07:37 AM Reply

I'm not so insecure about my relationship that I feel the urge to fight off any guy who comes near my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be even remotely interested in some drunktard at a bar, so there's no need to show off what an alpha male / tough guy I am and that she's lucky to have me or whatnot. In fact, I think my girlfriend wouldn't like it at all if I punched anyone anyway.

That said, if he keeps being annoying to both of us I suppose I'd politely ask him to fuck off or otherwise ask his pals to keep him on a leash.

I just really don't see what good punching the guy in the face will do. At best the guy just walks away, but in a worse case scenario you have his buddies all over your ass and get yourself a few punches in the face back.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 07:39 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 04:14 AM, Sevkat wrote: No, he means you leave after raping/killing the girl.

The latter before the former.

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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 07:50 AM Reply

I'd just start being closer to it and make it very clear that I'm with her and that she isn't interested in him, if he kept pursuing it through the night then I'd drop him like a bowling ball off a rooftop.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 07:57 AM Reply

I'd just tell him to fuck off, and at the worst, push him away. Why hit some drunk asshole?


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 08:10 AM Reply

Assuming I have one.

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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 08:13 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 12:43 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Punch him out and curb stomp him.

Damn straight.

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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 08:15 AM Reply

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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 10:18 AM Reply

Favourite way to go abouts this is to make the dude feel like a twat.

Go inbetween them and say "Oh hey, who's this?" and before either have a chance to really answer go for a stupid and over the top kiss with too much tongue, just to establish that she's yours and he needs to fuck off.

My current girlfriend gets alot of trouble from alot of guys so we coordinate this shit, just so no one has to get into a fight to defend a ladies honour.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 11:09 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 12:41 AM, Dubbi wrote: Would it be morally permissible to punch him in the face?

Depends. If he continues to harass the girl, then yeah. I would get permission from my girlfriend first, because I don't want to upset her with an unwanted fight.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 11:21 AM Reply

I would shout STRANGER DANGER! punch him in the face then kick him in the nuts and finally tell him that the girl is with me.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 11:27 AM Reply

I'd stab him in the face


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 11:43 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 12:41 AM, Dubbi wrote: If you were out at some bar and some drunk guy was flirting with your girl and didn't stop after she said she was with someone, what would you do? Would it be morally permissible to punch him in the face?

no first i would say man thats my girl gtfo. and if he trys to fight i would sparta kick him and beat the crap out of him. fighting should not always be your first priority.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 11:49 AM Reply

At 1/29/12 01:44 AM, II2none wrote: Why let someone else to ruin your date?

Fairly certain getting in a bar fight would ruin your date too.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 11:54 AM Reply

Unless my girlfriend actually came to me and said, "This guy won't leave me alone," I wouldn't intervene - she is a big girl, and I'm sure she has fended off many a drunk suitor before I came along.

Jumping into the conversation every time someone shows an interest in your girlfriend is overly-possessive and lame.


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Response to Someone's Flirting With Your Girl Jan. 29th, 2012 @ 12:18 PM Reply

If what you're all saying is true, then ng must be filled with muscular macho men that can one shot any kind of drunktard. Believe me, I've seen my share of drunktards and a good bunch of them are actually 'effin strong. You know, athletes that received fatal injuries that made them unable to compete in that particular type of sport kind of drunks. Or there is the type of drunks that undergo a lot of physical work during the day but get drunk during the night. That kind of drunk would laugh while you have your fist in his face.

On topic, if I currently had a girlfriend, I'd probably tell him to fuck off.


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