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I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 04:04 AM Reply

I'm really embarrassed right now, I went to Burger King today and my mum stayed in the car and told me to go inside and order because the line was too long.

Anyway there was this really hot cashier who was close to my age and I don't know why but I was trying to impress her by talking really smoothly and looking her in the eyes and she said 'enjoy your meal' and I said 'You too.'

Then she said something like 'Um, what?' and I froze and didn't know what to do at all and there was a second cashier just looking at me so I said 'n-nothin but guts!' and walked off really quickly.

My mum asked me what was wrong and well it turned out that I forgot to grab my change and I insisted and pleaded with her to me let go back to the car but she made me come with her and I had to awkwardly stand next to her while she asked for the change and the cashier was just like 'Yeah...that's okay' in a really weird voice and gave us the change and I was just awkwardly looking at the ground then we went back to the car.

I only ate half my dinner cause I lost my appetite and my mum is pissed off at me cause I won't tell her what happened and I can't take the yelling and the yelling makes me stay on my computer in my room and that makes my mum even more angry because she thinks I spend too much time on the computer and that I should be looking for a job or making her some grandchildren (I am 29 now.)


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 04:08 AM Reply

lmfao 10/10


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 04:10 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 04:04 AM, Halberd wrote:
I only ate half my dinner cause I lost my appetite and my mum is pissed off at me cause I won't tell her what happened and I can't take the yelling and the yelling makes me stay on my computer in my room and that makes my mum even more angry because she thinks I spend too much time on the computer and that I should be looking for a job or making her some grandchildren (I am 29 now.)

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 04:21 AM Reply

I can help you remedy this problem... Interested?


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:01 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 05:35 AM, Austerity wrote: I was reading your post and I thought that you were just a kid who had an awkward moment, until you said you were 29. If this isn't some dumb joke then grow some damn balls. Actually, you are hopeless.

Thanks for the support asshole. Wait no, I'm not going to take you seriously because your just a troll who likes to feel better by laughing at other peoples insecurities (probably because of your own.)


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:06 AM Reply

I hope that you are not 29. And i's just a joke, 'cause if it's a true story it would really depress me.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:10 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:06 AM, greatname wrote: I hope that you are not 29. And i's just a joke, 'cause if it's a true story it would really depress me.

*sigh* I'm not as pathetic as this story makes me seem TRUST me, I am still capable of one day getting a real life girlfriend and I have been able to hold down a job once before which I was let down from FOR GOOD REASON.

I also think people should be able to live the lives they want, I hate it when my family tells me I'm not experiencing all there is to life and that I'm a loser and etc.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:16 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:10 AM, Halberd wrote: I also think people should be able to live the lives they want

That's fine and all, but don't post it on the internet expecting people to have empathy. The internet is just for shits and giggles, no one is going to treat you nicely here when they read that post.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:19 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:16 AM, Pesticide wrote:
At 1/24/12 06:10 AM, Halberd wrote: I also think people should be able to live the lives they want
That's fine and all, but don't post it on the internet expecting people to have empathy. The internet is just for shits and giggles, no one is going to treat you nicely here when they read that post.

Fair enough, I actually agree I am pathetic but I just want people to be more on topic.

Does anyone here have support to give me or is/has gone through the same struggles as me? Also any tips on job applications for a 29 year old man?


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:29 AM Reply

Halberd, pardon me if I'm wrong, but didn't you say you were 14 or so just a few months, or even weeks back? Wasn't your age set to 14 a while back?
Are you 29 or 14?


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:37 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:29 AM, Gimmick wrote: Halberd, pardon me if I'm wrong, but didn't you say you were 14 or so just a few months, or even weeks back? Wasn't your age set to 14 a while back?
Are you 29 or 14?

Erm, I'm not too sure what you are talking about. I've always been 29.

I did use to have my profile say that I was either from Australia or Uzbekistan but I changed it back to the U.S last week.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:38 AM Reply

I might get a union job soon (its something I am considering) but I need to a bit of exercise first, I did 5 minutes of exercise this morning. Not good enough I know but its better than nothing and believe me I am willing.

At 1/24/12 06:37 AM, Halberd wrote:
At 1/24/12 06:29 AM, Gimmick wrote: Halberd, pardon me if I'm wrong, but didn't you say you were 14 or so just a few months, or even weeks back? Wasn't your age set to 14 a while back?
Are you 29 or 14?
Erm, I'm not too sure what you are talking about. I've always been 29.

I did use to have my profile say that I was either from Australia or Uzbekistan but I changed it back to the U.S last week.

Btw that was not the emoticon I meant to use, I meant to use this one (I'm not annoyed.)


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:43 AM Reply

I wonder who has the weirder stories between us two...


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:45 AM Reply

That sounds like quite the awkward moment indeed, shit dude.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:49 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:43 AM, MiloBased wrote: I wonder who has the weirder stories between us two...

Your still 17 man don't become like me I beg of you my entire adult life has been...well extremely shitty. Trust me you don't have the worst of it, DON'T BECOME LIKE ME.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:54 AM Reply

The best thing is always to simply stop thinking about what just happened and go on. Also, it is never too late for love and work. Some people find it earlier and some other, later but whatever you're thinking, it's never too late.

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:55 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:49 AM, Halberd wrote:
At 1/24/12 06:43 AM, MiloBased wrote: I wonder who has the weirder stories between us two...
Your still 17 man don't become like me I beg of you my entire adult life has been...well extremely shitty. Trust me you don't have the worst of it, DON'T BECOME LIKE ME.

I'll try, but I can't promise anything.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 06:59 AM Reply

If it was my mum I would have told her to fuck off and then if she refused to drive off I would have kicked her out of the car and drove back myself. You should stand up to her bro.

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:01 AM Reply

I've had the "enjoy your meal", "you too" thing happen more than a few times. I'm pretty sure I wasn't hitting on the server though. You've just got to roll with it and laugh it off.

Is there a reason for you being 29 and having only held down one job? Social-phobic or something. As far as getting another job, i don't know that you are in a possition to be really picky. Just start applying anywhere and everywhere, get a paycheck coming in, then worry about finding something better once you've got some stability. Any kind of job at all would probably get mom to back down a bit too.

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:02 AM Reply

I lied I'm actually 15 I just thought this story would make you guys laugh clearly it didn't.

Also there is a fly that keeps going onto my computer monitor and I keep trying to kill it but its gets away.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:06 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 07:02 AM, Halberd wrote: I lied I'm actually 15 I just thought this story would make you guys laugh clearly it didn't.

Also there is a fly that keeps going onto my computer monitor and I keep trying to kill it but its gets away.

It's to late to turn back now.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:08 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 07:02 AM, Halberd wrote: I lied I'm actually 15 I just thought this story would make you guys laugh clearly it didn't.

Also there is a fly that keeps going onto my computer monitor and I keep trying to kill it but its gets away.

Troll

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:10 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 06:01 AM, Halberd wrote: Thanks for the support asshole. Wait no, I'm not going to take you seriously because your just a troll who likes to feel better by laughing at other peoples insecurities (probably because of your own.)

I'm actually finding it hard not to be on Austerity's side.

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:44 AM Reply

At 1/24/12 07:02 AM, Halberd wrote: I lied I'm actually 15 I just thought this story would make you guys laugh clearly it didn't.

Also there is a fly that keeps going onto my computer monitor and I keep trying to kill it but its gets away.

Were you trying to trick the people who didn't visit your userpage? (I glanced at your UP once and I saw the age 14.) Was this an attempt to trick the newbies, or just a lame attempt to seek attention?


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 07:49 AM Reply

Halberd...you literally make the best posts on this entire site. I love you.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 08:00 AM Reply

Shit, everybody has a brainfart and fucks up sometime. Don't let it get you down. You could have just blown it off and stopped it from being as big of a deal as it was though.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 08:01 AM Reply

That shit happened to me one time...

Someone was all like Happy Birthday!

and I was like.... Happy Birthday to you tuh.....

fuck.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 08:14 AM Reply

You eat Burger King for dinner?

No wonder so many people in this world are immensely fat.

Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 08:48 AM Reply

You've done better than this.


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Response to I messed up at Burger King Jan. 24th, 2012 @ 09:03 AM Reply

Can't you guys take a funny story made up by some user now and again without taking it too seriously?
It was funny, yet all we have are people saying "I don't believe you" and "You're a sad old man" (Obviously not those exact words but you get the point)

Funny story Halberd.
The rest of you need to be able to see a story that's made up for our amusement when they're put in front of you.


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