Odd Dreams - Share Yours

[Jojo]

Last night I was unable to sleep. I went to sleep at like 9 and slept until 12:30 AM and woke up. After that I couldn't go back to sleep for a few hours. I was rolling around and stuff and eventually I went back to sleep. I had several odd dreams (mostly sex-related) and woke up at about 9 AM. As soon as I woke up I wrote down everything I could remember (as I often do) and then typed them on the computer and gave each dream a title. I'm going to post them below for everyone who likes...dreams. There is some funny stuff and some weird stuff but mostly sex-related stuff witch I think is cool because I never dream about sex.

In case you hadn't guessed this is probably NSFW so...if you're at work I guess you might not want to read it or whatever.

Also if anyone writes down their dreams like I do then please share.

Enough bullshit here's what I wrote:

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Popsicle Titties

There was a black girl and a white girl walking out in a small
neighborhood near the beach and it's Summer time. The white girl
has giant titties and a low cut shirt and blonde hair. The black
girl is sucking on a popsicle. So they are walking and Black
stops White and hugs her and starts sexing her up....

Dailogue (as I remember it, not exact):

White: What are you doing?
Black: Sexing you up.
White: Well doesn't the sex usally come first?

So Black stops and they walk over to this yard surrounded by a
short wood fence (about waist height) where some people are
having a BBQ or some party. Black stops white again and drops
a bit of her popsicle on White's titties, Black starts licking
it off. Then this giant black guy (who kind of looked like
those over-muscular drawings of the NG staff) walks over to
them and....

Dailogue

Guy : Excuse me.
Black: Oh, here you are again come to check me out like always.
Guy : Listen, you can do what you want but it had better be at
least 20 feet outside of this fence.
White: Hey I have a huge dog and he will come beat you up!

Then this little beagle-like dog comes out of nowhere looking
all scared.

THE END
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The Shower Piss Lady

There is this lady. She is your typical Hollywood "business"
lady. She has her black hair in a ponytail and she is wearing
sunglasses and a white jacket and chewing gum and talking on
her Iphone. She has a female "assistant" with her (whom I do
not recall her looks).
So Business Lady has to take a piss but she is busy holding her
phone in one hand and toting her pocket book with the other.
Well she can't take a piss like that so Assistant pulls down
her pants and underwear and Business stands up to piss so
Assistant holds up her leg for her and the piss comes shooting
out like water out of a shower head. It knocks them both down.
Later on Business' boyfreind (or whatever) leans on a garbage
chute and falls in.

THE END
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The Playful Teacher

So I am in a classroom (naked) and my one classmate (male.
Also naked) is sitting behind me. We have this mean black
bitch for a teacher.
Anyway, one of us spills some pink soda everywhere and the
bitch makes us clean it up. But then she leaves and a hot
white teacher comes in to replace her. She is wearing a
white top and plad red and black shortskirt and has dirty
blonde hair.
She actually helps us clean up the soda and then she takes
off her top and lets her large breasts out. We talk for a
while and at some point she takes off her skirt too. That's
really all I remember.

The teachers in this story are real people but I won't say
their names.

THE END
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[Rallard]

My dream last night was pretty weird. I went to a rave or something and saw some old friends from high school. At some point I went to the bathroom and some guy used the urinal next to mine and was like, "you want some wiggity whackers?" And I was like wtf... how much...

Cause for some reason I knew what wiggity whackers were.

He says $1 a pop and they're double stacked. I laughed in his face and walked out.

... Then I woke up, the end.

[Makakaov]

Freud would say:

OP has no girlfriend so much that he badly wants one and has problems on racial background.

[BumFodder]

Has anyone got any tips on how to remember your dreams better? On the rare occasion I remember a dream when I wake up I forget it within an hour.

[Makakaov]

At 1/20/12 10:38 AM, BumFodder wrote: Has anyone got any tips on how to remember your dreams better? On the rare occasion I remember a dream when I wake up I forget it within an hour.

Dream more, write down your dreams.

[MaartenC]

I've posted this dream already on another thread, so here's a short recap:

House under attack, they break in via windows, I fight, I run, I run more, the end.

[Jojo]

At 1/20/12 10:36 AM, Makakaov wrote: Freud would say:

OP has no girlfriend so much that he badly wants one and has problems on racial background.

LOL that's true exept for the racial background...I hope. lol

[MaartenC]

At 1/20/12 10:47 AM, Natick wrote:

At 1/20/12 10:46 AM, MaartenC wrote: I've posted this dream already on another thread, so here's a short recap:

House under attack, they break in via windows, I fight, I run, I run more, the end.

7 Horsemen of hell?

Nah, I'm not sure what they were.

At 1/20/12 10:47 AM, NL-Courage wrote: Were you screaming: "Ah, fuck! Mama!!! HELP!!!" ?

Surely you must have cried. :P

No, it is the only dream where I'm actually scared though.

[Jojo]

At 1/20/12 10:44 AM, Natick wrote: Ever become so excited for a movie that you dream about seeing your own fucked version of it?

Not for movies no but for video games I do. I sometimes dream about playing a weird Zelda game that doesn't exist or a level from an old game that isn't actually in the game. But that's not so much related to being exited for a new release.

[MaartenC]

At 1/20/12 10:52 AM, NL-Courage wrote:

At 1/20/12 10:49 AM, MaartenC wrote: No, it is the only dream where I'm actually scared though.

Scared only once in your life by a dream? Tough kid.

See pic.

I hate getting dreams where I get raped by a bunch of girls from my class. It's damn annoying. (I don't even know HOW they been able to)

wat.

[Makakaov]

At 1/20/12 10:47 AM, Jojo55 wrote:

At 1/20/12 10:36 AM, Makakaov wrote: Freud would say:

OP has no girlfriend so much that he badly wants one and has problems on racial background.

LOL that's true exept for the racial background...I hope. lol

The problems are real. they're just subconcious.

[MaartenC]

At 1/20/12 10:56 AM, NL-Courage wrote:

At 1/20/12 10:53 AM, MaartenC wrote: wat.

You heard me very clearly; raped in a dream. I think it's due to too much porn.

Okay.

[dx5231]

I had this retarded nightmare (which I haven't had one in years) in which I was in a nightmare inside a dream (inception?), and I was trying to sleep (in a nightmare that was inside a dream, wtf was this). It was really dark. Suddenly my younger brother, which I don't know why was sleeping in a bed next to me in this nightmare, suddenly stood up (irl he is a sort of a sleepwalker, but most of the times usually just mumbles during his sleep). It didn't look like it was him, as if something evil was controlling him or something. Then I saw there were human limbs around my house. And they were moving and shit. It seemed so real. Well, so I went outside this room, I glanced at a room, I swear I saw a zombie, a big goblin, or even satan himself staring at me (which is odd since I don't believe in the existance of satan), but when I looked at that place again, he was gone. Well this whole thing scared me.

So well, I wake up from this nightmare and go into a normal dream. It's all normal, I'm in my house and I talk to my mother about the dream I had and there were actually a few of these human limbs lying around my house, so we somehow get rid of them. Later, my parents show me a video which showed that my favorite rapper had visited me earlier that day (even though it was like 5-6am when I woke up).

Then I woke up for real. I was like: "What the fuck just happened"

TL;DR
I had a nightmare inside a dream, and everything was weird as shit.

[Lintire]

Remembering my dreams is one of many things that I'm planning not to do. As of late have been getting a lot of well, nightmares.

Bug farms in your eyes, that sort of dealio. Not the sort of memory you want to be able to call up on command.

[Askling]

I had a strange dream a couple years back in which I was the leader of a zealous nation bent on world conquest. Our military was pretty advanced and we managed to conquer most of europe and part of Russia with minimal casualties (on our side). Around the point I woke up, we had an election approaching and I discovered some evidence about my main opponent's "activities" that would have assured my re-election.

[ZeroAsALimit]

Usually my dreams revolve around possession, loss, death, heartbreak, etc.

Last year I dreamnt that I took the girl I love for a picnic.

A couple of months ago I had a terrible one. I dreamnt that I loved Brutalist architecture and would sit and sketch it. Proof of my fractured mind - I hate post-modernism and modernism. Or I think I do. I could only find one person who understood why this unnerved me so.

[Halberd]

i dont dream son im too hardcore for dreams

i am different 2 other people

seriously though I can't remember any interesting and odd dreams off the top of my head at the moment

[Magical-Zorse]

I dream about typical things that happen to me when I'm awake. So no odd dreams for me.

[Quinny]

Whenever I have the falling dream, bricks get shat.

[NeutralObjections]

I had this weird dream the other day.

My cousin has just died, and she is a ghost now. I can't see her and I don't know about her spirit until she communicate's with me. The only way she does that is by imprinting her face in a magazine and turning the pages to her talking.

It was fucking weird.

[Sense-Offender]

I'm on a beach. I decide to chill in the shallow water when I see something under the water. I stick my head under the water and look and find a sheet of ice. I break it away and find space lies beyond it, planets, stars, etc.

[Boomstick]

I had a weird dream last night too, some girl was challenging another chick to see how many guys they could bang in like a week or something.
I dunno, it was all vague, but I don't think I was one of the guys.

[cATbYtE]

I had this dream one time the Evil Queen from Snow White was chasing me around wonderland along with Malificent from Sleeping Beauty because I wouldn't share my Oreo cookies with them. I ran into this house and hung out until night. When I came out I had to shoot the moon with a hookshot thing. When I fired the hookshot at the moon it came toasted me and I had to punch it back 3x. After doing that it released zombies that were carrying umbrellas. To kill those guys I had to throw eggs at them.

I really need to not smoke weed and watch cartoons before bed.

[darkengy]

Got my head decapitated by a terrorist >.< Couldn't get up to wake myself up fully o.O

[Gagsy]

I just want to share my dream, even if no one reads it I just want to get it out because I woke up rather freaked out this morning. I had a somewhat terrible bad dream for me, it involved a haunted house, a dead family, ghost pets, attempted rape plot, and the mystery to solve what was going on. It was made even weirder that I generally have trouble sleeping non stop, I'm always waking up and yet I kept coming back to this dream. And the end especially was weird as I was lingering in and out of sleep.

I don't want to bore with boring details, just it got to the end of the 'investigation' in the dream and we worked out that the daughter killed herself then she started haunting the family till they all die and so the house and everything became ghostly with them. Job done. We leave. Then then, my dream does that horrible movie thing, you know where the camera hangs back and goes over the scene one last time and you uncover what REALLY happened.

So my dream camera went back to the house and it starts in the basement where several dead rats suddenly come alive and I realise the dream is changing the scene to before it all got haunted. So things come alive, the house stops being haunted and becomes inhabited. And the camera pans up to the downstairs bathroom. For some reason the kids (boy and girl) were playing in there with toys. The boy trots off then the mum comes to the door and gets the little girl to leave the room too. The mum then lingers at the door because she has spotted something, and we see. Its in the 3 mirrors in the bathroom in exactluy the same way.

Its a blurred out silhouette actually on or in the mirrors and its in the shape of a mans upper torso. And the mother gets weirded out by and she takes a photo of it and thats how they become haunted. Because she let the silhouette out of the mirrors and he became the ghost dad. There never was a dad in the family! It wasn't the daughters fault! So yeah my dream had a bloody plot twist. And had to show me a scary close up of the silhouette so I realised it was who I thought was the dad in the dream. But was really just an evil ghost.

And this all happened moments before my alarm was due to start going on. And I was completely freaked out. Home alone. I didn't want to get up and use the bathroom at all. I HATE mirrors I always have. I always seem to worry about seeing things in them thanks to a movie I watched when I was much youngerwhich did just that and now all I could see in my minds eye was that damn shadow in the mirror. I got up eventually and used the bathroom because I remembered that I'm 24 but I can't pretend that blood wasn't rushing past my ears as I went pee and brush my teeth. It was bad.

Anyway I don't expect anyone to read I just needed to share that dream somewhere. Its left a mark on me this morning. Quite badly.

[TheGrim]

I keep having dreams of my ex's...I guess that means it's time to get off my lazy ass and fall in love again so I can have 5-6 months of good times before they cheat on me/leave me/move away and cheat on me somewhere else.

If you haven't grasped it at this point, I am one unlucky sumbitch at love.

[yurgenburgen]

Not kidding: I once had a dream I was Bjork.

[Blysk]

I sometimes have this recurring dream where I have the ability to go back in time - sort of like, imagine you're in a video game and you can save and reload.

So since I can go back in time, I start doing crazier and crazier shit, it starts out with me just say, getting in a fight or something. Reload. Pull off some chick's top. Reload. It gets crazier and crazier until I finally murder soemone, and then I can't do it anymore. It's either that I've lost the ability or could never do it in the first place - either way it's gone.

It's kind of unsettling really

[Chdonga]

For a while I've been having what feels like a series of dreams.
In them, I'm young, no older than ten, no younger than eight. I'm riding around town with my mother and it's late at night. One time I dreamed that I went to somebody's dance class. Another time, we went to get pizza. The weirdest one I had was she sent me to an art class and I had to draw someone who's important to me. The guy I drew looked like Beethoven.
What's odd about it is that the places I go to are always in the same building, but it always looks different on the inside.
In real life it's just a candy shop. And it's been that way for decades.

If that's not odd enough, I once dreamed that I was watching Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader and Bubbleman was a contestant.

[Silverfang]

I once had a dream where I dropped a bunch of acid, was so intense and vivid.
Best. Trip. Ever.