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At 1/17/12 12:05 PM, MajorSeizure wrote:At 1/17/12 12:04 PM, jonathanfis wrote:13! You can't even legally have sex when your 13!At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.Wat...
Why do you want a girl so much anyway?
Um... I lost my virginity to a 13 year old girl.
A 13 year old that played video games.
An athletic, track running and shot putting 13 year old girl.
A blond-haired, blue-eyed athletic, track running and shot putting 13 year old girl.
Skinny ginger computer geek, here.
Now I'm 30 and haven't been laid in months. Still not the longest drought. But, then, I barely have any money, am actually in debt, don't talk to my family, found out a lot of my friends were actually doing a lot of shit of which I didn't approve and stopped hanging out with them, almost got married once but our desires for our lives started to diverge and she wouldn't talk about it, so I got depressed, started drinking and she left me....
So man the fuck up and enjoy youth.
At 1/18/12 12:19 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: 13 year old girls are fucking retarded, it's all the emotions and shit bro.
Wait 5 yea- no, they're still dumb as fuck at 18, too. Shit son, just wait until you're 25.
Once my ex (only girl I lived with) turned 26 she went all biological clock on me, bro.
At 1/18/12 12:29 PM, Natick wrote:At 1/18/12 12:25 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm also very nice to people and im not saying things like bitch to others instead i say like `` Lady´´What, do you kiss prostitutes as well?
I'm a real gentleman
This made laugh for some reason.
Also a gentlemen would say "pavement princess".
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