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These are guidos and jocks. they most likely have tiny dicks.
I feel you man ._.

At 1/17/12 12:55 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote:

At 1/17/12 12:41 PM, jonathanfis wrote:

At 1/17/12 12:40 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote: Because your a ugly, talentless, fuck that will never amount to anything in life.

Then why did i came in second place at my schools talent show

lol

Lol

At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles

First of all, you're 13. Chill the fuck out.
And why don't you try going to anime cons, or gaming conventions. PAX, Mag, any of that shit. I'm sure you'll meet a nice chick. As long as your not some freak.

you can only get weirder.

At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles

13 year olds... Muscles... lol

Don't worry, kiddo. When you get older, girls realize that muscles don't pay the bills. Nice guys don't finish last. They take the lead at around age 20, and end up with a wife and a fat paycheck.

At 1/17/12 05:28 PM, sweet21 wrote: When you become my age women stop following the norm portrayed by the god damn Kardashians and express themselves. They then realize a buffed guy doesn't always mean "instant compatible match" and look for nice guys. That in mind don't be a dick to women and everything will be fine.

I think this is the best advice in this thread yet.

just saying

At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd; Why is it that most females my age (13)

These two things. 13 year old girls are very superficial. It's only after they've been through a few "heartbreaks" before they realize what's good for them. As for being a gaming nerd, there aren't really an abundant amount of women who are gaming nerds, not to say that you can't find any female gaming nerds, but they can be difficult to find.

At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles

the real problem here is your lack of confidence. i mean so what if you're not really muscular. it's not like you have to be attractive to be fuckable. just find a really desperate girl.
hope this helps! oh also go for the drunk ones. and only drug one and lock her in your basement as a last resort.

Cuz u look like George Jefferson.

Being smart and socializing isn't enough. You gotta have charm. Being funny is usually the starting point.

Shoot for average if you want to get better looking girls. Better looking girls would be attracted to a "ladies man." Shoot for the moon to reach the stars!

You should get some confidence. Bitches love confidence.

At 1/17/12 06:23 PM, Someone1989 wrote: You should get some confidence. Bitches love confidence.

Why call them "bitches"?

At 1/17/12 06:27 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 1/17/12 06:23 PM, Someone1989 wrote: You should get some confidence. Bitches love confidence.

Why call them "bitches"?

I was actually making a reference to the show "The Boondocks" where a character states that he: "Sent that bitch a smiley. Bitches love smileys." While doing this I was letting OP know that there are many girls who prefer men who are confident.

MY MAN, listen up, all these people are jocks and dicks who want to DISTRACT you from your MISSION.

Either that or they're grotesque and ugly failures.

If you ask me what you really need are "the moves like Jagger". I didn't get any girls until I found them. Legend has it they are located in the remote Nepali foothills of Djaggaa (Anglicised spelling) , and only the most valiant males can make it there alive. Once you get a hold of these moves, you will have to face the quest of holding on to them from bandits; the truth is that once you get a hold of these moves your swag will be so incomprehensibly grand it will be impossible to hide the fact that you have them in your possession.

Traveling back home should be easy. While I wouldn't normally advocate hitch hiking, when you have the moves the ladies will e falling over each other (and in many cases the men too) just to get you in their car... and possibly under the hood! -.^

Start your quest now brave one, the worst you can do is get horribly mutilated by Nepali villagers incensed by your attempt to steal their pussy magnet.

Actually, that is pretty bad.

At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles

If you weren't total jailbait and were semi-decent looking, Id give you a piece of my cherry pie.

Dont worry baby boy, itll happen for you.

Secretly workout, but not to get all muscle just to be in shape. Then listen to Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra, bitches love Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra!

Kidding, pay attention to school, dont give a fuck what people think of you and succeed. Ok flirt once in a while but hold your trousers and your friendship.

Don't worry, you're just in that age where both boys and girls don't give a crap about good personalties. They care about "typical" good looks, and girls can find certain kind of boys more attractive like boys can finds girls with bigger boobs better looking (in streotype).

So to be simple, girls and boys in your age don't give a fuck about you unless you're sexy as hell.

You're 13, don't worry about girls, honestly. Just continue doing what makes you happy. There is NO secret to getting women. Sure, there are techniques, but if you're doing that, is that really you? If a girl only wants you for your "game", that isn't good. You aren't being true to yourself or her.

Confidence is the most important thing and the most attractive. Just be you and they will come eventually. Everything takes time and there is a right moment for everything. If it happens, it happens. The more you strive, the more you fail.

I didn't have a sincere lady in my life until I was 18. I tried all the "techniques" throughout Highschool, it didn't work. It didn't work, because I wasn't being myself and you're not confident when you aren't true to yourself. The only reason why I got my first lady was because I was myself. I literally did nothing.

If you think a girl is attractive, just tell her. If she refutes you, then she isn't worth it. If she accepts you, you just won, go adventure with her and share many smiles and laughs. Just be true.

At 1/17/12 12:01 PM, Natick wrote: Let's have a drinking game every time a thread like this shows up.

yeah ok you stupid fuck your 16 years old

Grab girl's asses. Works. Every. Time.

(If some of them don't like it, you're not grabbing their asses hard enough).

I heard that most fanfic writers are girls, even though there aren't any girls on the Internet.

Wait until they get to their later teens, that's when they get into their fanfic years.

13 year old girls are fucking retarded, it's all the emotions and shit bro.

Wait 5 yea- no, they're still dumb as fuck at 18, too. Shit son, just wait until you're 25.

I'm also very nice to people and im not saying things like bitch to others instead i say like `` Lady´´

I'm a real gentleman

At 1/18/12 12:25 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm also very nice to people and im not saying things like bitch to others instead i say like `` Lady´´

I'm a real gentleman

Yeah, OK, there's your reason. Be gentlemanly, but teenage girls generally want gentlemanly friends, not necessarily gentlemanly boyfriends.

That said, don't be a douche. Just be confident and relaxed enough that they can feel confident and relaxed around you too.

And get those moves.

At 1/18/12 12:29 PM, Natick wrote:

At 1/18/12 12:25 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm also very nice to people and im not saying things like bitch to others instead i say like `` Lady´´

I'm a real gentleman

What, do you kiss prostitutes as well?

Sir! You have dishonored me and i challenge you to a battle of life and death

At 1/18/12 12:34 PM, Natick wrote:

At 1/18/12 12:32 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Sir! You have dishonored me and i challenge you to a battle of life and death

I open with a Ruy Lopez!

I don't know chess i was just being cool :(

At 1/18/12 12:40 PM, jonathanfis wrote:

At 1/18/12 12:34 PM, Natick wrote:

At 1/18/12 12:32 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Sir! You have dishonored me and i challenge you to a battle of life and death

I open with a Ruy Lopez!

I don't know chess i was just being cool :(

You should be ashamed of yourself.