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Why can't i get a girlfriend...

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Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:00:10


I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:01:43


You just answered your own question.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:03:25


Your too young to do anything.

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:04:49


At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.

Wat...


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:05:56


At 1/17/12 12:04 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.
Wat...

13! You can't even legally have sex when your 13!

Why do you want a girl so much anyway?

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:07:35


At 1/17/12 12:05 PM, MajorSeizure wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:04 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.
Wat...
13! You can't even legally have sex when your 13!

Why do you want a girl so much anyway?

Love isn't only about sex. You must be a douchebag who only dates girls for sex.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:07:59


At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: (13)

That's why.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:08:15


At 1/17/12 12:05 PM, MajorSeizure wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:04 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.
Wat...
13! You can't even legally have sex when your 13!

Why do you want a girl so much anyway?

legally have sex? lol wow.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:14:36


I think I am attractive but I don't have many muscles and I'm too shy, anxious and uninteresting to ever get a girlfriend. Not to mention I'm pretty pathetic and incompetent. Join my club!

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:14:44


At 1/17/12 12:07 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: (13)
That's why.

Sad sad truth.
I'm not really the most beautiful person in the world, but talking to girls is easy.
You just have to be more interesting mang.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:15:29


Girls go out with strong guys? What age period do you live in, the Stone age?

If you are 13, really don't bother with relationships, what are you hoping to get from one that young? Can't have sex, not mature enough to keep anything longterm going, don't have enough experience. Just wait until you are older then think about it.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:18:48


At 1/17/12 12:07 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:05 PM, MajorSeizure wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:04 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.
Wat...
13! You can't even legally have sex when your 13!

Why do you want a girl so much anyway?
Love isn't only about sex. You must be a douchebag who only dates girls for sex.

Girls crave sex whether they admit it or not.
You have lots to learn kiddo.

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:21:09


At 1/17/12 12:18 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Girls crave sex whether they admit it or not.
You have lots to learn kiddo.

You have lots to learn kiddo.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:22:51


At 1/17/12 12:07 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:05 PM, MajorSeizure wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:04 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:03 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Your too young to do anything.
Wat...
13! You can't even legally have sex when your 13!

Why do you want a girl so much anyway?
Love isn't only about sex. You must be a douchebag who only dates girls for sex.

lol you're looking for love already bud? there's your problem

get your fuckin head straight


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:29:20


At 1/17/12 12:21 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:18 PM, MajorSeizure wrote: Girls crave sex whether they admit it or not.
You have lots to learn kiddo.
You have lots to learn kiddo.

You want me , and I know it.

Stop trying to avoid me

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:29:35


At 1/17/12 12:27 PM, Otto wrote: The only good advice you're gonna get here is befriend some girls, and learn to flirt with girls using trial and error.

Ignore those guys that say don't bother - at 13 you should be learning, not really succeeding.

Thanks for making me more positive at this Otto! Your my real Brotto!

Why can't i get a girlfriend...


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:29:43


At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles

That's not true man.... from what I see most girls go for the kids with the scrawny skateboarder bodies and a nice uncut mop of hair on their head.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:31:48


At 1/17/12 12:27 PM, Otto wrote: The only good advice you're gonna get here is befriend some girls, and learn to flirt with girls using trial and error.

Ignore those guys that say don't bother - at 13 you should be learning, not really succeeding.

But at the same time, you don't really want to be making a complete ass of yourself trying t oflirt with lots of girls in school.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:34:16


At 1/17/12 12:29 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
That's not true man.... from what I see most girls go for the kids with the scrawny skateboarder bodies and a nice uncut mop of hair on their head.

Not in sweden dude.. Not in Sweden.

In Sweden we call these ``fjortisar``

Why can't i get a girlfriend...


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:36:13


At 1/17/12 12:34 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:29 PM, RobJohnson wrote:
That's not true man.... from what I see most girls go for the kids with the scrawny skateboarder bodies and a nice uncut mop of hair on their head.
Not in sweden dude.. Not in Sweden.

In Sweden we call these ``fjortisar``

The only logical option here is to move to the US and become a skateboarder.

cute chick btw


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:36:25


At 1/17/12 12:00 PM, jonathanfis wrote: I'm a gaming nerd and i'm pretty smart who likes to socialise with other people but none girl seems to take contact with because they're only with the strong guys :( Why is it that most females my age (13) Seem to take the guys with most muscles

cause your 13, 13 year old girls go after 18 y/o's because they know they got bigger dicks.

try dating a 9 year old.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:38:05



cause your 13, 13 year old girls go after 18 y/o's because they know they got bigger dicks.

try dating a 9 year old.

why do I agree with you?

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:40:28


At 1/17/12 12:01 PM, Natick wrote: Let's have a drinking game every time a thread like this shows up.

Thats a lethal thought.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:40:35


Because your a ugly, talentless, fuck that will never amount to anything in life.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:41:45


At 1/17/12 12:40 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote: Because your a ugly, talentless, fuck that will never amount to anything in life.

Then why did i came in second place at my schools talent show


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:55:12


At 1/17/12 12:41 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:40 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote: Because your a ugly, talentless, fuck that will never amount to anything in life.
Then why did i came in second place at my schools talent show

lol


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 12:57:11


At 1/17/12 12:41 PM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 1/17/12 12:40 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote: Because your a ugly, talentless, fuck that will never amount to anything in life.
Then why did i came in second place at my schools talent show

There has to be an underlying problem that you haven't told us. Is second place where you frequent? What's your height and weight? Do you have glasses? Do you get off when discussing scientific theory? Do you sit down when you pee? Is there a poster of the big bang theory in your room? Do you snort when you laugh?

As long as there's a portion of those answered no you may or may not have a chance. I won't guarantee anything. Well, I guess all I can say is to never give up. There will always be that one girl that's just as desperate as you are.

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 13:02:16


Pfft you dont need a girl yet im 16 and i like women there pretty to look at but let me tell you they can be bitches and or drama queens you dont want one >..>

Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 13:05:31


It's all about facial aesthetics man. If you have those, you don't really need to worry about anything. If you have an attractive face you can do pretty much anything and get away with it. Remember this.


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Response to Why can't i get a girlfriend... 2012-01-17 13:15:45


just be wo you are be youre own man and you will get the lady


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