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3.93 / 5.00 4,634 ViewsI am thinking of printing a few sheets of paper with goatse on them. Then, I will put them in my school's restroom. What do you think? Anything more offensive that I should do?
hmmm..
exposing underage kids to pornography is pretty much a felony.
At 1/16/12 08:57 PM, georgesodini wrote: hmmm..
exposing underage kids to pornography is pretty much a felony.
Shit. I forgot about that. What else could I do?
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At 1/16/12 09:00 PM, daethdrain wrote:At 1/16/12 08:54 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote: Anything more offensive that I should do?Cut your dick of and eat it in front of the class. Also say the n word. And kill yourself. That would be really offensive.
I want to do a prank involving Allah, though.
At 1/16/12 08:58 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote:At 1/16/12 08:57 PM, georgesodini wrote: hmmm..Shit. I forgot about that. What else could I do?
exposing underage kids to pornography is pretty much a felony.
you could do the goatse thing.
you think ur school is gonna press charges against you? yeah right.
theyll be forever known as the goatse school hahahaha.
srsly if ur caught theyll just suspend you. not press charges
At 1/16/12 09:04 PM, georgesodini wrote:
you could do the goatse thing.
you think ur school is gonna press charges against you? yeah right.
theyll be forever known as the goatse school hahahaha.
srsly if ur caught theyll just suspend you. not press charges
In that case, I'll get printing.
At 1/16/12 09:05 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote:At 1/16/12 09:04 PM, georgesodini wrote:you could do the goatse thing.In that case, I'll get printing.
you think ur school is gonna press charges against you? yeah right.
theyll be forever known as the goatse school hahahaha.
srsly if ur caught theyll just suspend you. not press charges
Have fun getting expelled.
At 1/16/12 09:06 PM, Viktor wrote:
Have fun getting expelled.
And how will I get caught?
Why would damaging children for the rest of their lives be funny in anyway?
They should destroy their own innocence before you reveal them to that...
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At 1/16/12 09:26 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote:At 1/16/12 09:06 PM, Viktor wrote:Have fun getting expelled.And how will I get caught?
Unless you intend to walk in the building with a ski mask on and make it into an empty bathroom without anybody stopping you, you're gonna get caught. Cameras exist.
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At 1/16/12 09:26 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote: And how will I get caught?
You hang up the first sign.
Teacher walks in and sees the poster.
You're the only one there.
*searches bag*
Removes goatse poster.
Expulsion!
Protip: Do this, except with little goatses.
At 1/16/12 09:26 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote:At 1/16/12 09:06 PM, Viktor wrote:Have fun getting expelled.And how will I get caught?
I doubt they would get nearly this serious, but I'd assume if they felt like investigating it fully they would either check the days camera feeds for kids walking into the bathrooms with paper and tape, all giggly and shit, or to check for fingerprints on the paper.
Also if you do it, don't brag about it to anybody you think you trust. They definitely will ask people who did it, and if you tell one person, probably 20 are going to end up hearing about it. Can you list 20 people in your school that you trust? Probly not.
What grade are you in? High School: It would be funny. Middle School: You should most likely do something else. Elementary School: You sick bastard!
At 1/16/12 09:41 PM, Zeekyboogydoog wrote: or to check for fingerprints on the paper.
Also if you do it, don't brag about it to anybody you think you trust.
Being the paranoid fuck that I am, I will not tell anyone about it, and I might even wear gloves (yes, I'm that paranoid).
At 1/16/12 09:44 PM, Hancack wrote: What grade are you in? High School: It would be funny. Middle School: You should most likely do something else. Elementary School: You sick bastard!
I just started high school. I did something a bit similar to this in middle school. I knew I would get caught, but I knew that the teachers would let me off easily because they think I'm harmless.
At 1/16/12 09:46 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote:At 1/16/12 09:41 PM, Zeekyboogydoog wrote: or to check for fingerprints on the paper.Being the paranoid fuck that I am, I will not tell anyone about it, and I might even wear gloves (yes, I'm that paranoid).
Also if you do it, don't brag about it to anybody you think you trust.
That's the proper way, child.
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At 1/16/12 09:49 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: OP is a pretty cool guy. He's gonna go to an Ivy League school and be really successful in life.
How is it having morals? Boring as I think it is?
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At 1/16/12 09:02 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote: I want to do a prank involving Allah, though.
yeah, sure, discredit a religion which i guess is perfectly fine
you could be less original and denounce god while screwing an animal
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At 1/16/12 09:47 PM, ABeastLikeNoneBefore wrote:At 1/16/12 09:44 PM, Hancack wrote: What grade are you in? High School: It would be funny. Middle School: You should most likely do something else. Elementary School: You sick bastard!I just started high school. I did something a bit similar to this in middle school. I knew I would get caught, but I knew that the teachers would let me off easily because they think I'm harmless.
High school rules =/= middle school rules. You think the schoolboard is gonna take it lightly when they're getting complaints because one little bitch thought it would be funny to post pictures of a dude's ass on the bathroom walls?
How is it having morals? Boring as I think it is?
I remember when I thought being a prick made me badass.
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At 1/16/12 08:57 PM, georgesodini wrote: hmmm..
exposing underage kids to pornography is pretty much a felony.
Leave this thread. Authorities are being contacted.
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At 1/16/12 08:57 PM, georgesodini wrote: hmmm..
exposing underage kids to pornography is pretty much a felony.
Well, if he's underage...then it...might still be a felony, never mind. But if he's still feeling felonious, he could find a better place to put the pics than in the bathrooms.
I'm just sayin'
At 1/16/12 09:44 PM, Hancack wrote: What grade are you in? High School: It would be funny. Middle School: You should most likely do something else. Elementary School: You sick bastard!
those aren't grades last time i checked
At 1/16/12 09:57 PM, KillerSkull wrote: he could find a better place to put the pics than in the bathrooms.
I'm just sayin'
spray paint it on the walls?
F**k.
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At 1/16/12 09:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: You think the schoolboard is gonna take it lightly when they're getting complaints because one little bitch thought it would be funny to post pictures of a dude's ass on the bathroom walls?
Well, it's not just his ass.
At 1/16/12 09:55 PM, LocoJoe wrote:At 1/16/12 08:57 PM, georgesodini wrote: hmmm..Leave this thread. Authorities are being contacted.
exposing underage kids to pornography is pretty much a felony.
"Hollo citizen, what is problem? Joke isn't funny? Joke was never funny? I shall arrest this man!"
At 1/16/12 09:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:
:You think the schoolboard is gonna take it lightly when they're getting complaints because one little bitch thought it would be funny to post pictures of a dude's ass on the bathroom walls?
I will get away with it.
I remember when I thought being a prick made me badass.
That's nice to know. Too bad it doesn't relate to anything I said.