So my fiance loves to bake, she's great at it too. I was skimming through her cookbook and thought to myself "how hard can it be?". But I'm a fucking horrible cook, though not through lack of trying. Anything I try to make that's more complicated than a sandwich sets fire.
My fiance challenged me to make one. But I looked at all the 'mediocre' recipes in the cookbook and found nothing I liked.
So here's what I need you to do, suggest a flavour of cake and I'll make it. Something unique (but practical, I don't want to make a semen and dick skin flavoured cake). I don't care if it's a little odd, but mix up some bitchin' flavours and I'll make it. Decorating suggestions are great.
my dignity is riding on this. I'm not making another penis cake like last time.