I'ma Bake a Cake

[Markface]

So my fiance loves to bake, she's great at it too. I was skimming through her cookbook and thought to myself "how hard can it be?". But I'm a fucking horrible cook, though not through lack of trying. Anything I try to make that's more complicated than a sandwich sets fire.

My fiance challenged me to make one. But I looked at all the 'mediocre' recipes in the cookbook and found nothing I liked.

So here's what I need you to do, suggest a flavour of cake and I'll make it. Something unique (but practical, I don't want to make a semen and dick skin flavoured cake). I don't care if it's a little odd, but mix up some bitchin' flavours and I'll make it. Decorating suggestions are great.

my dignity is riding on this. I'm not making another penis cake like last time.

[Steff]

At 1/13/12 03:32 PM, Markface wrote: suggest a flavour of cake

semen

[TheNewestUser]

At 1/13/12 03:32 PM, Markface wrote: my dignity is riding on this. I'm not making another penis cake like last time.

Are you really against riding on penis?

[monkeytroubleaj]

make a chocolate chip cake with colorful icing

[ZombieMonkey]

Pound cake with chocolate icing and cherry filling.

[Boomstick]

Grind up some pony meat and bake it with your cake.
It will be a masterpiece.

[tjl1297]

you'll have to the cooking by the book
because you know you cant be lazy
you got use a recipe
or the cake will end up CRAZY
if you do the cooking by the book
then
you'll
have
a
CAKE
there, follow those instructions

[TheNewestUser]

At 1/13/12 07:35 PM, tjl1297 wrote: you'll have to the cooking by the book
because you know you cant be lazy
you got use a recipe
or the cake will end up CRAZY
if you do the cooking by the book
then
you'll
have
a
CAKE
there, follow those instructions

YES. Yes.

But really, if you try to make some obscure flavor cake by messing with the recipe, it's just going to come out horrible.

[Markface]

At 1/13/12 07:48 PM, TheNewestUser wrote: But really, if you try to make some obscure flavor cake by messing with the recipe, it's just going to come out horrible.

I'd rather try for something a little odd than settle for the mediocrity of another recipe.

[Jester]

my dignity is riding on this. I'm not making another penis cake like last time.

So make a vagina cake

[Viktor]

Marijuanna Flavored Weed cake, shaped like weed, with 420 written across.

[Jin]

Use bacon fat instead of butter. To "juice" the bacon, cook them under low-medium heat, but not too long so it doesn't dry up. Dice the remaining bacon and mix into the cake.

[KillerSkull]

I want your cakes.

[Jmo4267]

At 1/13/12 10:48 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I want your penis.

Fixed ^_^ Cake isn't really that hard to make to be honest, but hey, men don't really have the natural sway of cooking like -cough- females do. Just get a friend to make a cake and say you made it :P

[Nemo103]

At 1/13/12 05:54 PM, monkeytroubleaj wrote: make a chocolate chip cake with colorful icing

and with chocolate icing as well!

[Suprememessage]

Chocolate chip with colorful icing. That always tastes good.

[Delacroix]

Would a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake be out of the question?