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Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:23:12 Reply

I'm so sick of this. This is like the 5th time this freakin old lady has cought me masturbating, She has the key to my house and keeps coming in without knocking. The reason she has the key to my house is she's visiting her family from somewhere else and that family is a friend of my family and she dosen't have anywhere to sleep thier so my family is letting her stay in our guest bedroom. What do I do?? The worst part is she just leaves without saying anything. She's probably telling everyone.

Darn old lady keeps catching me


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:24:33 Reply

next time, cum on her

then take a picture of her bewildered face


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:25:05 Reply

Just lock your door while you are wanking. It's as simple as that.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:25:08 Reply

Keep it in your pants until she leaves?


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:26:44 Reply

DON'T YOU GUYS FUCKING UNDERSTAND!!! SHE HAS THE KEY TO MY HOUSE!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:29:17 Reply

You should try putting the pork ribs in the oven.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:30:50 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:26 PM, SSPBourne wrote: DON'T YOU GUYS FUCKING UNDERSTAND!!! SHE HAS THE KEY TO MY HOUSE!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Obvious troll is very obvious.

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:32:06 Reply

Are your doors and floors really quiet? I can hear people as soon as they touch the door, let alone walk across the creaky wood floor!


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:42:47 Reply

Well I guess...

She didn't see you coming.

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:44:35 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:42 PM, TheSandyman wrote: Well I guess...

She didn't see you coming.

I'm not gonna lie, that was fucking good.

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:45:49 Reply

Ask if she wants to join in.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:46:36 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:45 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Ask if she wants to join in.

Shut up assburgers.

Anyway good joke bro.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:47:40 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:24 PM, MrPercie wrote: next time, cum on her

then take a picture of her bewildered face

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:47:42 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:46 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 1/12/12 02:45 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Ask if she wants to join in.
Shut up assburgers.

Anyway good joke bro.

Btw I mean good joke to the guy who posted the picture of the guy with sunglasses. Not your aspergers ass.


Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 14:58:29 Reply

You shouldn't let strangers and crazy cat ladies sleep in your house. If she does it 5 times in a row, she does it on purpose. I'd break her glasses just to be sure she doesn't see me.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 15:19:16 Reply

Talk to her and tell her to fucking stop

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 15:19:36 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:47 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 1/12/12 02:46 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 1/12/12 02:45 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Ask if she wants to join in.
Shut up assburgers.

Anyway good joke bro.
Btw I mean good joke to the guy who posted the picture of the guy with sunglasses. Not your aspergers ass.

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 15:40:18 Reply

At 1/12/12 02:47 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 1/12/12 02:46 PM, SSPBourne wrote:
At 1/12/12 02:45 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Ask if she wants to join in.
Shut up assburgers.

Anyway good joke bro.
Btw I mean good joke to the guy who posted the picture of the guy with sunglasses. Not your aspergers ass.

Those is aspergers houses shouldn't throw aspergers.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-12 15:52:08 Reply

If you had any balls at all, you wouldn't give a fuck. "Oh no, some old lady saw mah dack, now I'm probably gonna explode" Be proud of yo dack no matter the size

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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-13 15:24:07 Reply

Dude, just ask her if she wants to join in. Old ladies have experience.


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Response to Darn old lady keeps catching me 2012-01-13 16:06:39 Reply

Tell her to join in. That's the sane thing to do!


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