grab the book nearest to you.

[Strobe9]

flip to page 45 and read the first sentence. this will describe your sex life for 2012. what did you get?

[benmitchell0036]

"Never in a million years will you get me on the back of that thing," I had once said to Jon.

[shootmenow1]

"You'll be fine as long as you stay in here," he instructed.

[Timmy]

"Further, in this context, the integrity of the process carries less weight, for it is the essence of the harmless error doctrine that a judgement may stand only when there is no 'reasonable possibility that the [practice] complained of might have contributed to the conviction'."

Boo Criminal Procedure Textbook.

[Light]

At 1/10/12 09:21 PM, Strobe9 wrote: flip to page 45 and read the first sentence. this will describe your sex life for 2012. what did you get?

The nearest book in my bedroom was the Bible. I actually have 2 in my bedroom; I used to be Christian.

Page 45, first sentence: "And do not go outside the entrance of the tent of meeting, lest you die, for the anointing oil of the LORD is upon you." And they did according to the word of Moses."--Leviticus 10:7.

That's kind of hot.

[Yrtnej]

"Did you sleep last night?"

[RyderOmega]

"I already told you what a sexy bastard Stradlater was."

I don't know what's in store for me.

[Jester]

It's necessary that I post the entire paragraph.

"For him the vision was not simply intellectually stimulating and emotionally moving, but powerfully erotic too. As he floated through that imaginary semiorganic machine, watching it throb and pulsate, he surrendered to an orgasm that he felt not merely in his genitals but in every fiber; indeed he was unaware of his fierce erection, unaware of the forceful ejaculations around which his entire body contracted, for he perceived the pleasure to be diffused throughout him rather than focused in his penis. Milky threads of semen spread through the dark pool of magnesium-sulfate solution."

Dean Koontz, you sick fuck

[Viktor]

At 1/10/12 09:21 PM, Strobe9 wrote: flip to page 45 and read the first sentence. this will describe your sex life for 2012. what did you get?

My sex life sucks as usual. :(

"One reason Jobs was eager to make money in 1974..."

[platypuspwn]

"What should I do, sir?" the marine asked.

[reverend]

"You will die like the rabbits when the hungry wolves hunt them in the Hard Moon of January" - Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee.

Yeah, kind of depressing since the Full Moon was just yesterday.

[froggerfreak]

"The two members of the Rosen Family studied him apprehensively and he felt the hollowness of their manner; by coming here he had brought the void to them, had ushered in emptiness and the hush of economic death."

I'm guessing no sex, not big surprise there.

[Emma]

At 1/10/12 09:21 PM, Strobe9 wrote: flip to page 45 and read the first sentence.

There is no page 45.

Wow...






Deep.

[BumFodder]

battle n. fight between large armed forces; conflict or struggle.

[kmau]

"How many men does it take?"

Oh shi-

[Viktor]

At 1/10/12 09:47 PM, Viktor wrote:

At 1/10/12 09:21 PM, Strobe9 wrote: flip to page 45 and read the first sentence. this will describe your sex life for 2012. what did you get?

My sex life sucks as usual. :(

"One reason Jobs was eager to make money in 1974..."

- Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson

[SouthAsian]

This is from the book "The Art of War" : Great Commanders of the Ancient and Medieval World.

"David, who had come to the Israelite camp to visit his brothers, took up the challenge issued by the Philistine giant Goliath, an encounter that ended when David slew him."

[CyanSandwich]

Saw this on facebook a couple days ago.

Anyway.
At the request of Usher, I personally aided him in the arrangements for the temporary entombment.
So, looks I'm going to be doing some kinky tomb shit with Usher this year.

[TheNewestUser]

The nearest book in my room is the dictionary, I don't even wanna know how irrelevant that would be.

[ZJ]

"Peer mentor programs are a hot trend at colleges and university administrators think it's a wonderful idea to match up freshmen with older, wiser students who can show you the ropes and make you feel at home."

From How to Survive Your Freshman Year

Awesome? I'm going to be banging upperclassmen in college?

[shrimpchris]

"Meanwhile, scientists had long been working on the problem of controlling electric currents and making them change in strength and other ways very rapidly and delicately."

Hawt.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 1/10/12 09:46 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Dean Koontz, you sick fuck

: /

I've got two of his books and I don't recall anything like that in them. Although, one is set in a monastery, so I guess that kinda ruins the mood...

My quote's from Winter's Heart, the ninth in the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan:

Elayne nearly gasped.

Sounds like I'll either be intimidatingly impressive or barely able to please. Or maybe both. Uh oh...

[Ridgericer]

2 striped sweaters for children??? FUCK!

[Viper]

"The the old horseman Nestor began the opening rites, of washing hands and sprinkling meal."

...well okay then
dont know what thats supposed to mean

[kazumazkan]

there no book near me

[Boomstick]

Tom: I would judge it to be approximately eighty-five dollars a month.-The Glass Menagerie.
So, I'm paying for my sex? That's sad to hear.

[RazorHawk]

"He had eyes and features somewhat akin to Fauztin, but with much more animation in his face."
- Diablo Archive

Yeah... I don't think so.

[Cerberus-Impulse]

"... as when each is based on many observations that have small variability), then their difference (sometimes even a very small difference) is likely to be reliable as well."

Psychology textbook.

[FrostedMonkeyFlakes]

Even more doubtfully, he sucked a corner. He spat it out again.
"Ugh," he stated

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

dirty oral yay!

[Atlas]

One reason Jobs was eager to make some money in early 1974 was that Robert Friedland, who had gone India the summer before, was urging him to take his own spiritual journey there.

I guess I have to be urged by Robert Friedland to go to India on spiritual journey to make money. I guess I'm a male prostitute.