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Did you remember the lube?

You're late. Did you bring what I asked for?

At 1/10/12 08:29 PM, Nicknicolau wrote: Get away from MEEEEEE

This is a nice surprise

Late last night and the night before

Tommyknockers, tommyknockers, at the door

I want to go out, I don't know if I can

Because I'm so afraid of the tommyknocker man

OT: I'd probably ask him to leave or sic my dogs on them.

"You want the house two doors down."

I have extreme sex with it immediately.

My old username was FurryDemon

I slaughter that bitch using meat cleaver.

I'd invite him in for a nice cup of tea.

if you get what I'm saying

Re-enact my wildest fantasies.

Whatever those may be.

Which are probably yiff.

Particularly Virtyalfobo.

Say hello, ask it what it wants, hit it if it doesn't leave when I want it to

Huddah Huddah huh! Mmmph! Mmmph!

Mmmph mmm muh muh

I keep a bat by my door for such occasions.

Fuck him hard.

Nope, it's Chuck Testa

Fursuiter: "um....can I help you."

Anthro: depending on looks...what do ya think is gonna happen?

perhaps hot sex will commence... I don't know!
it depends on my mood and their personality type

because furries are people too.

I probably close the door immediately because they're most likely some sexual deviantart trying to rape me or my cat or both or something like that. I might even try to take their heads off to see who they really were. Unless of course they were dressed as either Krystal or Rouge the Bat, then I would gladly welcome them into my house, because those are the ONLY furries that I will tolerate in this world.

I ask what he or she wants.

If it's an attractive female I'll yiff her.

Fuck it. To death.