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Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 01:46 PM Reply

What are your opinions?

Also for Girls.. Does a Dildo feel like a mans schlong?


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 01:47 PM Reply

Buy one and find out.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 01:49 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 01:47 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Buy one and find out.

Well i'm a virgin


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 01:49 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 01:46 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Does a Dildo feel like a mans schlong?

Schlong... it's a word. And you used it.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 01:50 PM Reply

As long as I can get something long and hard pressed up into my ass, I don't really care if it's real or just a dildo.

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 01:50 PM Reply

The best course is to try it out. Then only you can learn.

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:01 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 01:50 PM, Wallstain wrote: As long as I can get something long and hard pressed up into my ass, I don't really care if it's real or just a dildo.

A dildo is real enough, it just isn't biological.

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:02 PM Reply

Where's Wade when we need him? He has a fleshlight collection right?


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:06 PM Reply

I can't imagine elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1 feeling the same as human flesh. But I'm sure its close enough that the cock doesn't care.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:07 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:01 PM, will222222 wrote:
At 1/10/12 01:50 PM, Wallstain wrote: As long as I can get something long and hard pressed up into my ass, I don't really care if it's real or just a dildo.
A dildo is real enough, it just isn't biological.

It's not a real penis, is what I'm saying.

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:09 PM Reply

Obviously a real vagina feels way better or guys wouldn't even bother with women.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:10 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:06 PM, Gagsy wrote: I can't imagine elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1 feeling the same as human flesh. But I'm sure its close enough that the cock doesn't care.

Why do you know so much about fleshlights? Surely you've never owned one, and you're not able to use one due to lack of a wiener.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:10 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Why do you know so much about fleshlights? Surely you've never owned one, and you're not able to use one due to lack of a wiener.

Because it totally isn't possible to research a product using the internet


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:21 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:10 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote:
At 1/10/12 02:06 PM, Gagsy wrote: I can't imagine elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1 feeling the same as human flesh. But I'm sure its close enough that the cock doesn't care.
Why do you know so much about fleshlights? Surely you've never owned one, and you're not able to use one due to lack of a wiener.

Maybe Gagsy is practicing on her cunnilingus skills for when she becomes a lesbian or has to go to women's prison and becomes someone's bitch.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:33 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:21 PM, LocoJoe wrote: Maybe Gagsy is practicing on her cunnilingus skills for when she becomes a lesbian or has to go to women's prison and becomes someone's bitch.

Or used to be a man before she took an ar-

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:41 PM Reply

I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:44 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:41 PM, Luis wrote: I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.

I hope you cleaned up afterwards.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:45 PM Reply

One could assume so.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:45 PM Reply

Well I never experienced the feeling of a fleshlight but I don't think all that artificial crap will ever match a real vagina

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:41 PM, Luis wrote: I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.

You have a fleshlight in the office just laying around to use whenever? I hope yall clean it before use and after because that's just gross.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 02:48 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:47 PM, LocoJoe wrote: You have a fleshlight in the office just laying around to use whenever? I hope yall clean it before use and after because that's just gross.

nothing can make you feel more dirty than using a "used" fleshlight


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:47 PM, LocoJoe wrote:
At 1/10/12 02:41 PM, Luis wrote: I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.
You have a fleshlight in the office just laying around to use whenever? I hope yall clean it before use and after because that's just gross.

Its self cleaning i think. i dunno its always clean whenever i use it.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 03:08 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 03:06 PM, Luis wrote:
Its self cleaning i think. i dunno its always clean whenever i use it.

High chance of joking aside, really?

Wouldn't you have to flush it out after every use?

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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 10th, 2012 @ 03:11 PM Reply

At 1/10/12 02:09 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Obviously a real vagina feels way better or guys wouldn't even bother with women.

your name and post are perfect for this thread, absolutely perfect!


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 11th, 2012 @ 08:53 AM Reply

If you put a dildo in a fleshlight, does either of them know the other one isn't real?

Does a fleshlight feel like a vag?


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 11th, 2012 @ 09:30 AM Reply

it's going to be hard for a device to replicate the slimy feeling of a vagina

not to mention the way a vagina contracts around your cock

i've tried a tenga (not the same as fleshlight, but close enough) and it really didn't feel close to a vagina at all

it does feel pretty good though and is better than your hand, definitely


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 11th, 2012 @ 09:34 AM Reply

Oh, Newgrounds.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 11th, 2012 @ 09:54 AM Reply

I've never tried any but I'm pretty sure that a vagina would feel much better.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 11th, 2012 @ 10:03 AM Reply

I've never tried a fleshlight.... but I highly doubt there is anything out there that feels even close to as good as putting your dick in a vagina.


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Response to Does a fleshlight feel like a vag? Jan. 11th, 2012 @ 10:08 AM Reply

At 1/11/12 09:50 AM, Natick wrote:
At 1/11/12 08:53 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: If you put a dildo in a fleshlight, does either of them know the other one isn't real?
.No becuase they are both inanimate.

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: i like all the masturbation threads i know more about myself than i ever would if it wasnt for newgrounds.

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