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Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:34 PM Reply

In the picture below, you will see two cuts that are healing, one on my right hand and one on my right thigh. Notice how they are exactly the same size and width? I have no recollection of how I received these. I can only conclude that I have been abducted by aliens at night, cut into, had microchips installed, and had my memory wiped. Though you should know that this is not a new thing, I am just now realizing what's going on. Also pictured is my left thumb. You can see a scar on it. It is slightly bigger than my other two cuts, but it has been there for years now. Long enough to be consistent with the technology change, requiring larger cuts then and smaller cuts now.

I don't know what to do.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:37 PM Reply

You should probably try to get your own TV show about your firsthand experiences with aliens who experimented on you, and a 9/11 conspiracy.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:39 PM Reply

"I have no idea what these are...so guys, here's evidence of what they are"

lol


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:41 PM Reply

You're very good at jumping to illogical conclusions I must say.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:43 PM Reply

no- they're just random nicks and scratches that you get, shallow enough for you to not notice, but deep enough to leave a scar.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:44 PM Reply

House - Lab analysis has come back, they can't tell what metal this is. They are saying it might not be terrestrial.
Chase - Really?
House - No, it's titanium you idiot.

Relevant.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:45 PM Reply

paranoia sucks huh


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:46 PM Reply

Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious? He's just joking around, sheesh.

Do you go in the woods a lot, those might be scratches from nettles or thorns or the like.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:47 PM Reply

You.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:50 PM Reply

At 1/8/12 12:46 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious? He's just joking around, sheesh.

Do you go in the woods a lot, those might be scratches from nettles or thorns or the like.

I never leave my house.
You guys are all clearly either aliens or are being controlled by aliens. They know I'm onto them.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:51 PM Reply

Happened to me, I thought it was nothing, and look at me now.
I'm one of many human slaves. Hail aliens.

youre fucked

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 01:21 PM Reply

At 1/8/12 12:34 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: I don't know what to do.

wow

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 01:26 PM Reply

What's weirder is I've had cuts of exactly the same shape form and width, maybe you're right.

Probably not.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 01:55 PM Reply

You should go talk to Charles about it.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:16 PM Reply

i know what you could do stop injecting cocaine into you that what


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:19 PM Reply

You forgot to wear your crazy cap!?


I have no idea what I am doing.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 05:16 PM Reply

At 1/8/12 12:46 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious? He's just joking around, sheesh.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 05:19 PM Reply

Did the aliens probe you?


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 05:22 PM Reply

Coll Story, bro.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 05:29 PM Reply

At 1/8/12 05:16 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 1/8/12 12:46 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious? He's just joking around, sheesh.
Welcome to Newgrounds.

At least three people gave a serious reaction with no hint of sarcasm. They thought he was serious.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 05:33 PM Reply

No way! *gasp*


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 1/8/12 05:29 PM, MushookieMan wrote:
At 1/8/12 05:16 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 1/8/12 12:46 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious? He's just joking around, sheesh.
Welcome to Newgrounds.
At least three people gave a serious reaction with no hint of sarcasm. They thought he was serious.

I am agreeing people should stop taking everything said on Newgrounds seriously, let alone the rest of the internet.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 06:35 PM Reply

oh man, that sounds really intersting


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 06:53 PM Reply

If your idea of alien abduction involves two huge black dudes (my friend and I) knocking you unconscious and doing nasty things to you, then yes, you are definitely the victim of an alien experimentation.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 07:02 PM Reply

I'm not alone!

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 07:04 PM Reply

He knows.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 07:21 PM Reply

At 1/8/12 06:16 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 1/8/12 05:29 PM, MushookieMan wrote:
At 1/8/12 05:16 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 1/8/12 12:46 PM, MushookieMan wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't think he's serious? He's just joking around, sheesh.
Welcome to Newgrounds.
At least three people gave a serious reaction with no hint of sarcasm. They thought he was serious.
I am agreeing people should stop taking everything said on Newgrounds seriously, let alone the rest of the internet.

Yea I have really noticed the seriousness on these threads people don't mess around on here at all that i've seen so I can't tell if dude really thinks his DNA is being extracted by aliens to make better alien-human hybrids that can pass enough for human and take over the world or not....

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 07:54 PM Reply

If I was an alien I'd abduct people, give them suspicious cuts and scars, but not actually put anything into their bodies just to fuck with them. Their whole life they'd be wondering when the nonexistent alien technology inside them would activate and what it would do and the suspense would tear them apart.


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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 08:05 PM Reply

but the real question is....
Were you raped by tentacles?

ok seriously,That's pretty weird,just forget about it and stop watching X-files.

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Response to Alien Microchips in my Body Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 08:23 PM Reply

They have that sort of technology to make small incisions into your skin to do that?