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Walk on your hands everywhere.
Please disregard all of my pre-2013 posts. I was young and borderline retarded.
A long time ago, I saw an interview with Michael Jordan on Sports Center. His trick to getting taller in his younger years was green vegetables and milk.
And hanging on a pull-up bar for hours everyday for years.
Bounce Bounce Jiggle Bounce :3
Listen to Skee-lo - I wish.
Wait for the chorus.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
At 1/7/12 09:16 PM, Slint wrote: I'm too short, need advice on how to get taller!
Drink milk, take in more protein, exercise and get plenty of sleep.
As they say, you sleep as you grow. But unfortunately, due to those all-nighters I took for the past months, I'm pretty much screwed.
Break your knees and have the balls of a transvestite implanted. This is entirely cosmetic so please don't attempt to jump.
I'm sure this will work.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
High heels and a hat. Once you're born, your height's totally locked in brah.
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
You're slightly taller when you wake up than you are at the end of the day.
Your spine impacts slightly after walking around during the day. Then it stretches out into its previous state while you sleep.
At 1/7/12 09:40 PM, Oliver wrote: I'm too tall, take some of my height.
I was just about to say this. I'm 6'3, but that seems a bit overkill. I hope I don't get any taller.
drink plenty of milk
IT'S GONNA RAIN!
I love getting medals. Total medal points: 31,470
I Never log off.
At 1/8/12 12:02 AM, STEM wrote: wear v-necks instead, it will elongate your neck and make you look taller. Don't do a deep V if you're thin though, then you just look ridiculous
I own a legendary 'Mariana Trench' V Neck
Only 3 in existence
Cut off your penis, and replace it with a robotic appendage that can be adjusted as tall as you want.
then give me your severed member because I want to eat it. :3
They say that stimulants can help spur on your growth spurts to be sure to drink plenty of caffeinated beverages and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
Happy with what you have to be happy with
you have to be happy with what you have
to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have
At 1/8/12 02:14 AM, Jercurpac wrote: They say that stimulants can help spur on your growth spurts to be sure to drink plenty of caffeinated beverages and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
That's what Shaq did!
It's simple. All you need to do is travel in space.