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How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:16 PM Reply

I'm too short, need advice on how to get taller!


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:17 PM Reply

Walk on your hands everywhere.

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:19 PM Reply

Pray to God and then drink your milk.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:19 PM Reply

A long time ago, I saw an interview with Michael Jordan on Sports Center. His trick to getting taller in his younger years was green vegetables and milk.

And hanging on a pull-up bar for hours everyday for years.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:22 PM Reply

Hanging on the pull up bar and doing pull ups I guess.

But how tall are you anyway? I doubt that you are catastrophically short

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:22 PM Reply

Listen to Skee-lo - I wish.

Wait for the chorus.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:22 PM Reply

You can't.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:30 PM Reply

This.

Don't hate, this actually does stretch you out.

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:31 PM Reply

I wish I knew..


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:40 PM Reply

I'm too tall, take some of my height.

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:41 PM Reply

At 1/7/12 09:16 PM, Slint wrote: I'm too short, need advice on how to get taller!

Drink milk, take in more protein, exercise and get plenty of sleep.

As they say, you sleep as you grow. But unfortunately, due to those all-nighters I took for the past months, I'm pretty much screwed.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:41 PM Reply

You could have your leg bones broken and have those metal things put in between like some midgets do.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:46 PM Reply

Break your knees and have the balls of a transvestite implanted. This is entirely cosmetic so please don't attempt to jump.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:49 PM Reply

At 1/7/12 09:46 PM, kmau wrote: Break your knees and have the balls of a transvestite implanted. This is entirely cosmetic so please don't attempt to jump.

I'd go for the dolphinoplasty.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 09:52 PM Reply

I'm sure this will work.

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 10:41 PM Reply

High heels and a hat. Once you're born, your height's totally locked in brah.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 11:06 PM Reply

You're slightly taller when you wake up than you are at the end of the day.

Your spine impacts slightly after walking around during the day. Then it stretches out into its previous state while you sleep.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 11:10 PM Reply

Step 1: Exist
Step 2: Wait
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Height


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 7th, 2012 @ 11:15 PM Reply

At 1/7/12 09:40 PM, Oliver wrote: I'm too tall, take some of my height.

I was just about to say this. I'm 6'3, but that seems a bit overkill. I hope I don't get any taller.

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:02 AM Reply

wear v-necks instead, it will elongate your neck and make you look taller. Don't do a deep V if you're thin though, then you just look ridiculous

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:15 AM Reply

drink plenty of milk


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:18 AM Reply

Get two people to pull you by your arms and legs in different directions.

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 12:19 AM Reply

Stilts, duh!


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:04 AM Reply

At 1/8/12 12:02 AM, STEM wrote: wear v-necks instead, it will elongate your neck and make you look taller. Don't do a deep V if you're thin though, then you just look ridiculous

I own a legendary 'Mariana Trench' V Neck

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:11 AM Reply

Cut off your penis, and replace it with a robotic appendage that can be adjusted as tall as you want.
then give me your severed member because I want to eat it. :3

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:14 AM Reply

They say that stimulants can help spur on your growth spurts to be sure to drink plenty of caffeinated beverages and smoke plenty of cigarettes.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:16 AM Reply

At 1/8/12 02:14 AM, Jercurpac wrote: They say that stimulants can help spur on your growth spurts to be sure to drink plenty of caffeinated beverages and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

That's what Shaq did!

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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:25 AM Reply

It's simple. All you need to do is travel in space.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:32 AM Reply

Just hang around short people.


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Response to How Do I Become Taller? Jan. 8th, 2012 @ 02:36 AM Reply

Cut everyone's legs off, you'll be taller by comparison!