Vote Vermin Supreme

[ZombieMonkey]

As a resident of your country's hat, I feel the need to raise awareness of your best possible canditae in the upcoming presidential elections: Vermin Supreme.

Now some of you might say: "ZombieMonkey, what the fuck are you talking about? Go back in your igloo and keep ice fishing with your polar bear friend!" Now just listen to me for this one important minute in your life. VERMIN SUPREME has an amazing mandatory dentistry policy that will keep your teeth nice and clean during whatever country you need to invade at the moment! Think about it, you won't have to hide your great smile because of embarrassment whenever you shoot down that terrifying terrorist threat anymore!

Now I know what you are thinking: "But ZombieMonkey, I would love to keep my teeth nice and strong while I invade turkeynistan, but how ever will we be able to get around the world whithout harming our precious environment with toxic gasses?" FEAR NOT my strong american friends, because VERMIN SUPREME has a policy for that too: FREE PONIES FOR EVERYONE. Yes I repeat, FREE.PONIES.FOR.EVERYONE. That's right you won't have to worry about traveling in your sad pony-less existence thanks to this great and selfless policy.

So remember a vote for VERMIN SUPREME, is a vote for America.

Sincerely, ZombieMonkey, a resident of your great nation's hat.

[ZombieMonkey]

To help me win you over, here is a picture of this great man pouring gay powder over this unsuspecting politician!

[All-American-Badass]

He doesn't seem like that bad of a choice, but my vote is still going to Patrick Star

[SpaceWhale]

I'd vote for him.

[Atlas]

At 1/7/12 04:31 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: He doesn't seem like that bad of a choice, but my vote is still going to Patrick Star

I know who I would vote for if I could vote.

[ZombieMonkey]

At 1/7/12 04:33 PM, SpaceWhale wrote: I'd vote for him.

Congrats on choosing the winning team sir!

[VerminSupreme]

I am glad to see that my policies, regulations, and future plans for the United States of America have already been circulating through this fine online community. But it is not enough, as I fear that the moral and oral decay of America may pass on to other countries through the world wide web that is the internet.

I have decided to become a part of this forum, as it seems to be the most fitting of the websites I have been to thus far. There seem to be people of various kinds here, and therefore the best place to influence every type of person I can find.

Look for future updates on my campaign for presidency, and also for my opinions and responses to inquiries that are asked on this website, be them of national or personal importance.

[KillerSkull]

I want the pony he promices!

[beardkiller]

ME WANT PONEH

[VerminSupreme]

At 1/12/12 09:27 PM, beardkiller wrote: ME WANT PONEH

At 1/12/12 09:25 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I want the pony he promices!

And you will get your free ponies my friends, as well as the mandatory guide to collecting your ponies stool and using it as methane gas, lowering our dependance on foreign oil, and re-upping our soil that has been and is being depleted by current use of aero-chemicals.

[ZombieMonkey]

At 1/12/12 09:22 PM, VerminSupreme wrote: I am glad to see that my policies, regulations, and future plans for the United States of America have already been circulating through this fine online community.

OH DEAR GOD! I am not worthy of your presence.

[Shade]

Is he a wizard? He looks like a wizard.

[ZombieMonkey]

At 1/13/12 06:16 AM, Shade wrote: Is he a wizard? He looks like a wizard.

He is only a master wizard fighting against tooth decay!

[KillerSkull]

At 1/12/12 09:36 PM, VerminSupreme wrote:

And you will get your free ponies my friends, as well as the mandatory guide to collecting your ponies stool and using it as methane gas, lowering our dependance on foreign oil, and re-upping our soil that has been and is being depleted by current use of aero-chemicals.

You're already better than every other candidate. I'm casting my vote for you in 2012.

[Skaren]

I actually think Stephen Colbert would win the election if he ran for president. He might be running for one of those pre-election votings in South-Carolina.