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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 11:48:23 Reply

I'm Hans Von Goer
I am 60% Dutch.

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 12:25:15 Reply

At 5/9/04 11:44 AM, DarkSytze wrote: camilla if you have 100 dutchness you got beatrix i already had that one...and if you have almost as dutch as from niserooy you must have 70 or 60 than LYER you used paint or someting or photoshop to change text and to look a like...

I'm not a liar, asshole. I'll give you the answers to get 100% Dutchness.

Listen, jackass, if I was going to bother lying about something it wouldn't be some stupid Dutch test. Grow up.


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 12:27:28 Reply

At 5/9/04 12:25 PM, Carmilla wrote:
At 5/9/04 11:44 AM, DarkSytze wrote: camilla if you have 100 dutchness you got beatrix i already had that one...and if you have almost as dutch as from niserooy you must have 70 or 60 than LYER you used paint or someting or photoshop to change text and to look a like...
I'm not a liar, asshole. I'll give you the answers to get 100% Dutchness.

Listen, jackass, if I was going to bother lying about something it wouldn't be some stupid Dutch test. Grow up.

Here's your answers to get 100% Dutchness, you whiney dick:

1) Grass #2
2) Tulips #1
3) Redlight #1
4) Cheesey #4
5) Dyke #2

Now how about an apology, asshole?


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:24:33 Reply

Will Cooper becomes: Wilhelmus Van Goer
Coop 83 becomes: Teunis Van Ringe (Anal only)

Not bad, considering I am 0% Dutch


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:26:26 Reply

Dirk Cockelspel ios my pron name


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:27:15 Reply

That would be me Hermannus Van den Bonck
im 60% duch


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:31:28 Reply

My name would be:
Henk Van Dijck

And I'm 60% dutch.

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:38:03 Reply

im 40% dutch and Krelis Van den Bonck is my name...


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:39:25 Reply

I got Henk Cockelspel. And i'm 0% Dutch...

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:43:00 Reply

screen name Henk Van Batenburg

reel name Hermannus Cockelspel

i am kinda scared

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 14:56:08 Reply

ik ben dutch en me dutche porn name is teunis buystelman

Your dutch porn name!

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 15:21:32 Reply

Only 40% Dutch!? I'm a native damnit! I was born in Holland and I still live here!

As for my porn name: Nico Cloppels

Interesting.


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 16:08:50 Reply

Wilhelmus Van Dijck, 60% dutch

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 16:29:45 Reply

Krelis Van Dijck... nice, i always liked name with Van in it!
it also seems my old canadian boes are 60% Dutch

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 16:36:18 Reply

Bertus Van Ringe
and im %60 dutch
!AHHH!


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 16:41:45 Reply

lol my dutch names Hermannus Cloppels, and im 40% dutch

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 16:43:18 Reply

Helmar Buystelman and 60% dutch!

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 16:52:34 Reply

Berthold Van Batenburg and i'm 60% dutch

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 17:46:38 Reply

I'm A 100% dutch isnt that wierd?

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 22:40:13 Reply

At 5/9/04 05:46 PM, IraqNOphobiA wrote: I'm A 100% dutch isnt that wierd?

Careful! You'll get accused of cheating.


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 23:25:28 Reply

Wilhelmus Van Ass

Bwahahaha...that's awesome!


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-09 23:39:43 Reply

Famke Scorvebacker and I'm a mere 20% Dutch.

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:03:11 Reply

im not a jackass carmilla..i only found 2 kind's of 100% dutch beatrix and patrick andre hazes so sorry for that i didnt know there was a van nisterrooy or someting in the 100% so i must do it 60 time's to get 100 points to see if you are right...i dont think so BLAH i own you a apology so sorry are you happy now?

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:05:57 Reply

pr0n name - Berthold Van der Boobje

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:06:32 Reply

Dutch Porn Name: Nico Buystelman
20% Dutch!


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:07:42 Reply

At 5/14/04 12:05 PM, Mysterio-619 wrote: pr0n name - Berthold Van der Boobje

60% dutch

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:08:59 Reply

20% dutch, w00t stay to my polish heritage, anyway my dutch name : Bertus Schaff, is that liek beefy shaft? me like my new name :)


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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:09:26 Reply

im Antoon Cockelspel. and 80% dutch. ive never been to Dutch before

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:14:16 Reply

henk = beerbelly
schaft = shit
piemel = minidick

more qeustion's flame me my english is poor

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Response to Your dutch porn name! 2004-05-14 12:15:29 Reply

At 5/14/04 12:03 PM, DarkSytze wrote: so BLAH i own you a apology so sorry are you happy now?

Yes. Thanks. I will leave you alone about it now. :-)


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