How many could you take on?

[Ridgericer]

Let's say there were an army of 100k combat trained 5 year olds ready to fight you.Each one has pretty good strength,they were trained not to get scared and cry, and they have an IQ of over 100 so they can figure out ways to take you on. How many of them could you take on in a large,padded room?

[No36]

I could probably take one of them...

[CyanSandwich]

One

[kiljoy96]

At 1/3/12 07:22 PM, Ridgericer wrote: they have an IQ of over 100

Doesn't practically everyone?

[GamesArmor]

None, because they would just fucking jump me all at once.

[Ridgericer]

At 1/3/12 07:26 PM, kiljoy96 wrote:

At 1/3/12 07:22 PM, Ridgericer wrote: they have an IQ of over 100

Doesn't practically everyone?

Most people except retards, people under 6 years old, ford drivers and kkk members.

[Nemo103]

i coiuld take at least 50k of them 80k max

[zag]

probably about ten or twenty of them... they are five.
what's the penalty of losing?

[Yert]

Well, considering I am a 93 pound thirteen year old, maybe just one.

[Acid-Paradox]

Fuck

[Yrtnej]

Maybe a few of them before I hit the ground. I'm not combat trained like they are, so they could probably take me down pretty quick.

[zag]

At 1/3/12 07:29 PM, Nemo103 wrote: i coiuld take at least 50k of them 80k max

you couldn't take 50,000 insects...
a professional fighter couldn't take 50,000 children on.

[Mumbo]

With my arsenal, I could take them ALL. That is, if we can use weapons.

Pic relevant

[Ridgericer]

At 1/3/12 07:29 PM, zag wrote: probably about ten or twenty of them... they are five.
what's the penalty of losing?

If you get anything under 10 you get raped by a fucking elephant.If you get more than 10 you're fine.If you can get over 50 you win a cheap prize like a goldfish.If you get more than 100k then you'll get arrested and/or drafted for the military.

[Sepulker]

Give me an electric chainsaw and all these fuckers get ripped to bits.
And how many? I have no idea. Mmmm, probably until the chainsaw stopped working.
And if I didn't have a chainsaw, then I'd probably kill a few and then get piled up, eventually getting pwnt.

[Acid-Paradox]

At 1/3/12 07:33 PM, SolidToad wrote: With my arsenal, I could take them ALL. That is, if we can use weapons.

Pic relevant

A dollar??

Are you gonna bribe them?

or seduce them

[Squidbit]

At 1/3/12 07:31 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: Fuck

His right arm looks a lot stronger than his left.

I wonder why

[zag]

At 1/3/12 07:33 PM, Ridgericer wrote:

At 1/3/12 07:29 PM, zag wrote: probably about ten or twenty of them... they are five.
what's the penalty of losing?

If you get anything under 10 you get raped by a fucking elephant.

*throws match after nine*
sounds like a nice way to die ^.^

[Ridgericer]

At 1/3/12 07:30 PM, Yert wrote: Well, considering I am a 93 pound thirteen year old, maybe just one.

Eh you're not alone, In my class there's an 8 pound 14 year old that couldn't take on a combat trained BABY.

[kazumazkan]

its my birthday already

[kazumazkan]

At 1/3/12 07:43 PM, kazumazkan wrote: its my birthday already

in all seriousness ill grab two of them by the shirt on there back and use them as shields andbe in a corner cowering fear and constantly shoving them away

[All-American-Badass]

I could likely take on 30-40 of them, hell if I used one of them as a bat i could probably up that to 100

[saqwert]

All of them!

[Boomstick]

Depends maybe a dozen if I find my happy place

[Lintire]

Shit, 100, 000 all at once? I'd probably only be able to take out 20 or 30 before they managed to tackle me to the ground and start beating the shit out of me.

And even then, 20 or 30 is optimistic.

[Entice]

Probably around 30-50, if I was really determined. Wouldn't one good kick or punch take one out?
Am I allowed to have any weapons or protection?

At 1/3/12 07:51 PM, MrRager wrote: Depends maybe a dozen if I find my happy place

Where's that picture from?

[RacistBassist]

IQ doesn't really factor into combat effectiveness at a level such as this, and even then, it's more of a question of "How long before I get tired"

[kittenguy1]

IQ over 100

most everyone has that, your IQ doesnt change from the day your born to the day you die.

[Razz]

Probably just one, two max.

[123mine123]

Wait 5 year olds, but combat trained and has an IQ if over 100. Probably I cant take any one of them cuz im not combat trained and he might use his smallness against me! O_o