So I dropped my tablet pen and it exploded into a million and a half pieces so I can't work on my digital projects.
I got a lexmark printer/scanner for free however, so I can doodle.
I got to my dorms a few hours ago and practically nobody's here but me.
So I have the evening to strap down and bludgeon with a blunt object, and I wish to spend it drawing.
Ask me to draw anything, but do try to be merciful.
Note these things:
1- If you request too much content, it will take me a lot longer to draw it, and nobody will be happy. I'll still do it, but if you ask for a dog manning an armored table while plunging into an angry sun taking Vicodin while crushing a lobster in its right hand and jumping rope with fifty feet, I'll probably take somewhere between an eon to produce it.
2- I will not draw a dog manning an armored table while plunging into an angry sun taking Vicodin while crushing a lobster in its right hand and jumping rope with fifty feet, or any variation of such simultaneous activities carried out by a celestial object.
3- Don't request porn, because the results would be incredibly disappointing. Specifically, there would be no results.
So come at me bros.