Its 3 am...

[Mantinziza]

your dead asleep when suddenly your woken up by someone heavily tapping your shoulder

You look up and greeted with a shit eating grin 3 inches from your face followed by a low toned "hello"

who is this stranger, why is he/she/it their, and whats about to happen?

[Phobotech]

If his breath smells like shit, I'd give him some gum and tell him to fuck off.

I'm a Texan. Guns are within arms reach. I'd fucking shoot him.

[Shady]

Well I'd probay get my gangster gear on and bend corners in a chev 69 with wire rims, you can't see me with my neighborhood flag and black carhart beanie.

[Hawdcore]

Its almost 3 AM over here. I actually sleep with a gun next to me and sometimes with my brass knuckles already on my hands.

[fuzzum111]

At 1/2/12 05:20 AM, Mantinziza wrote: your dead asleep when suddenly your woken up by someone heavily tapping your shoulder

You look up and greeted with a shit eating grin 3 inches from your face followed by a low toned "hello"

who is this stranger, why is he/she/it their, and whats about to happen?

Ohhh my oh my. You just opened up the flood gates motherfucker, prepare to read some smut.
Quick index
Nara = my kitsune fursona

*START* That heavy tapping on his shoulder, was enough to stir mike from his sleep. He looked up into that wide toothy grin on hir muzzle and realized what was going on. The weight on his body as shi lay partially propped up on top of him, buried under a few layers of faux fur blankets was cushioned and pleasant, as was the warmth between them.

Nara reared back some, the ceiling not more than 3 feet above them, as shi had crawled into the smaller humans loft style bed. That seemingly devious toothy grin never left hir muzzle as hir many tails lay sprawled out behind hir, the tips twitching and dangling off of the end of the small bed. The larger creature now seemingly loomed over Mike, before shi quietly spoke. "We finally meet, and under such perfect circumstances as well." Hir voice was velveteen and soothing to listen to, yet had a tint of masculinity behind it.

He was unsure of what to respond with, nor was hir intent apparent to him yet. He blinked and as his eyes started to adjust to his own blackened room, it lit up suddenly for a brief instant as a flash of lighting cracked though the sky. It was just enough to illuminate hir present fully showing that the kitsune was indeed who he thought it was, not only that but she was nude. Her bare ample breasts apparent to him. Before he could get a better look at her, the light had vanished for the moment and everything returned to blackness.

There was silence between them for a few moments after that flash of lightning, before a low near constant rumbling of thunder followed. Once that passed Nara made hir move, rolling partially to the side and with a quick motions flinging the soft somewhat protective blankets to the side exposing the cocooned human under them. Shi propped hirself back over him and could feel the warmed touch of his skin to hir soft well groomed fur.

He was clad in nothing but his boxers save for his socks, and shivered some when that warm plush fuzz rubbed onto his legs, settled onto his belly, and the soft squishing of hir breasts onto his chest. Hir muzzle dipped and met him on the lips, and everything seemed to melt away. He reached around slowly and wrapped his hand around hir back squeezing gently as his fingers rubbed though hir well kept fur.

Nara opened hir muzzle and let hir white tongue lash out and worm it's way into his mouth where their tongues danced and fought. He eventually got his turn to taste the inside of hir muzzle, a pleasant and taste of vanilla greeted his tongue while the same aroma greeted his nose. It was everything he expected and only fueled him further.

For a moment they parted, another flash of lightning though the sky gave them another brief moment of light. He looked into those bright solid blue eyes, those slitted pupils giving hir that distinct feral look. He blinked and looked down only to have his view obstructed by her breasts. Shi lifted hir chest up enough for him to see past, by this point the room had gone dark again. He couldn't see it very well but he could very much feel the soft throbbing of hir growing white canine shaft, the ivory length slipping from hir sheath.

They both knew what they wanted now that the moment for greeting had come and past. With hir skilled paws shi slipped hir thumb under the waistline of his boxers and pulled them free quickly sliding them off of his legs and tossing them down to the floor below, leaving him nude, and lightly blushing. "Mmm my dearest little human, not so little down here are we?" Shi let hir paw rub up and down his crotch rubbing though the soft freshly shaven skin, a trait he liked all across his body. Shi let that same paw rub down his leg before bringing it to tease his now rock hard shaft, and finally up to his chest where shi stopped.

"The question now.." The warm tone of the human boy filled the air. "Who goes first?" Nara cocked a brow, and let hir legs settle into a more straddled position laying hir much larger white knotted canine shaft down onto his own above average cut human shaft, hir tip oozing thick blue precum. "That is a good question I hadn't quite thought that far, but I've got a particular itch to scratch, you're going to sate that."

With that last thought shi moved hir hips and scooted forward still bent over his smaller human frame. He reached out and cupped hir ample blue furred breasts squeezing them gently and letting his thumb toy with hir white nipples. The attention to those nubs making Nara give out a soft moan while hir large curvy rump moved to settle down on his crotch letting his thick human cock slip between those cheeks. His own dripping arousal quickly starting to wet his flesh and the fur of hir cheeks reducing the friction to a pleasurable slide.

A few practiced motions Nara guided the tip of his mushroom like head to the entrance of hir rump. Hir tailhole was rather large, puckered and well trained. Years of abuse back there gave hir prowess most size queens would envy. The shemale kitsune teased him for several moments, and at another long flash of lightning slipped hir member inside hir body with a wet sucking noise. The loud crack of thunder right afterwards shook the windows of his room with it's intensity at the same moment he let out a long moan feeling his cock slip deep into hir rectal depths.

Nara started to ride him, slowly at first, letting his precum and hir own strange body help lube the way, only taking a few inches at first, but with a little time the slapping of fur on flash could be heard as hir thick hips met his own. He continued to fondle hir breasts before his hand same down to squeeze and rub hir rock solid canine cock. He squeezed hir knot a few times, an action that enticed many low loud moans from the multi tailed beast riding his dick. Strings of hot liquid splattered across his belly and chest as he stroked off his lover. The unique tapered feel of hir white flshed cock excited him as much as hir puckered anus squeezing and milking him as shi rode him.

He knew he wouldn't last long as his point, and his ministrations to Nara only increased in their fervor to get hir off before he blew his load. Shi started to ride him harder and faster taking him all the way each time, making his body shiver when he ground hir hips into his while hir body massaged and toyed with his cock. It wasn't long before they were both at their peaks, there moans growing loud and louder, as well as the slapping of flesh on fur.

Hir tits bounced faster as shi made shorter faster motions with hir body, while his hands fondled, squeezed and stroked all over that tapered canine shaft. In the throws of ecstasy, he let one had fall on hir ass squeezing hir rump hard, while his hand locked around hir knot simulating a tie. He cried out with Nara, as he began to pump his thick load into hir deepest reaches. While hir own knot surged and swelled on his gripping hand sending hir over the edge, only to bathe him in many long sticky blue strings of rich kitsune seed.

They both panted quietly, looking into each others eyes, as the storm outside raged on. Wind battered at the windows now, rain soaking everything in it's path, lightning becoming more of a constant flash than an intermittent light. He gave her a wry smile and shi leaned down once again mooshing hir breasts into his chest. Shi have him a soft kiss on the lips licking them as shi pulled away, giving a warm sigh of content. Both of them basing in their afterglow. *END*

How about that humm? That's what I want to happen late at night. Hope you all enjoyed the long read ^.^ That was a quickie ti write out but quite fun, thanks for the burst of inspirati

[fuzzum111]

A few quick things to add. I ran out of Characters remaining so I didn't add as much detail as I could have. Not my best work but should be a enjoyable read for those whom choose read it.

A quick index.

Nara = this. Nara(NSFW also furry)
Mike = Me

Easy enough right?

[Luke]

I'd probably hide under my blanket and convince myself it's a dream once the sun is up.

[Gagsy]

I would post that picture of that creept Santa standing right in front of you as you open your eyes from sleep but I do not have it. I'm sure everyone knows the one.

[Lintire]

At 1/2/12 06:03 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Nara = my kitsune fursona

I stopped reading right there.

As for the original question, a shit-eating grin happens to be one of my biggest pet-peeves ever.

Ever.

No-one has the right to be beaming like everythings all fucking dandy like that. Especially in smugness. ESPECIALLY in smugness.

I don't give a fuck who it is, when I'm that tired and their first move manages to land on one of my incredibly few raw nerves, they're getting a knuckle-sandwhich pronto.

[fuzzum111]

At 1/2/12 07:12 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 1/2/12 06:03 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Nara = my kitsune fursona

I stopped reading right there.

Well that's your choice, I'm sure someone on this site will get either a good chuckle, or a nice boner from reading it.

Just gotta wait for 90% of the NG populous to wake from their stupor.

[VJF]

I keep an open knife beside me when I sleep, just in case that very situation arrises. What would happen next would be I would stab the person in the neck with the knife and then slit their throat. Even if I knew who it was, you don't break into my house at 3 in the morning and scare the shit outta me.

[JaguarProwlKnight]

nut it, wahck it with my arm and lunge into it with my hole body and hope its scared of me as much as I am of it.

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 1/2/12 05:24 AM, Phobotech wrote: If his breath smells like shit, I'd give him some gum and tell him to fuck off.

I'm a Texan. Guns are within arms reach. I'd fucking shoot him.

You're ill prepared if shit breath got into your house.

At 1/2/12 05:26 AM, Hawdcore wrote: Its almost 3 AM over here. I actually sleep with a gun next to me and sometimes with my brass knuckles already on my hands.

Stop lying. You are pink and soft. You avoid eye contact and are frightened easily.

At 1/2/12 07:06 AM, Gagsy wrote: I would post that picture of that creept Santa standing right in front of you as you open your eyes from sleep but I do not have it. I'm sure everyone knows the one.

I AM your creepy Santa.

At 1/2/12 07:12 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 1/2/12 06:03 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Nara = my kitsune fursona

I stopped reading right there.

As for the original question, a shit-eating grin happens to be one of my biggest pet-peeves ever.

Ever.

No-one has the right to be beaming like everythings all fucking dandy like that. Especially in smugness. ESPECIALLY in smugness.

I don't give a fuck who it is, when I'm that tired and their first move manages to land on one of my incredibly few raw nerves, they're getting a knuckle-sandwhich pronto.

Where do you live? I'm hungry.

Word on the street is that you are a tough guy with sammiches.

>:)

At 1/2/12 08:15 AM, VJF wrote: I keep an open knife beside me when I sleep, just in case that very situation arrises. What would happen next would be I would stab the person in the neck with the knife and then slit their throat. Even if I knew who it was, you don't break into my house at 3 in the morning and scare the shit outta me.

uh huh

lmao

[EyeLovePoozy]

Good job fuzzum.

[Mesohead]

That 8 feet tall dude I saw in a dream, holding an axe. I'd probably stare at him, disarm him and then grin back.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

Lol wow guys.

The person grinning would be my girlfriend, who was there to surprise me with evening sex.

[DonCarrera]

At 1/2/12 05:20 AM, Mantinziza wrote: You look up and greeted with a shit eating grin 3 inches from your face followed by a low toned "hello"

who is this stranger, why is he/she/it their, and whats about to happen?

It's Fenix Funk, obviously, and he wants to get his TB-303 on.

Manic acid house suddenly starts blasting from every direction, lashing away at the room and my ears in full force and forming into a clear, noticeable melody and rhythmic progression. Digitally crafted soundscapes wash over the immediate vicinity and override every other beep, click, and shoosh in the night while the stranger slyly unfurls a crumpled slip of little paper he had pulled from his coat pocket. He asks if I'd like what he can offer, but I politely refuse and instead bathe in the cacophony of stunning polyrythm and colors.

His grin turns into a puppy-kicking frown at my refusal and he shows me his stabs. The end.

why am i doing this

[robotking98]

I always shoot first, ask questions later, I'll shoot him with the pistol I keep under my pillow and worry about who the hell he is afterwards.

[kittenguy1]

I'm a Texan. Guns are within arms reach. I'd fucking shoot him.

I'm a Pennsylvanian, guns are within arms reach here too, I'd shoot him AND you.

take that texas

[DonCarrera]

At 1/2/12 06:03 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Quick index
Nara = my kitsune fursona

HNNGH!!! I usually don't mind furries, but being this blatantly open and successfully shock-induced attention seeking gets grating. No. Bad kitsune. No smut fanfics today. Blargehy.

[MushookieMan]

What, so I get to decide who it is?

It's a very cute/hot chick who was just messing around and making a silly grin. She then further explains that she appeared out of nowhere from some magical realm, yadda yadda, sexy time.

[fuzzum111]

At 1/2/12 10:12 AM, DonCarrera wrote:

At 1/2/12 06:03 AM, fuzzum111 wrote: Quick index
Nara = my kitsune fursona

HNNGH!!! I usually don't mind furries, but being this blatantly open and successfully shock-induced attention seeking gets grating. No. Bad kitsune. No smut fanfics today. Blargehy.

Awww man you made me lol with this responce. And well thats 2 people to sucessfully read thoug it all the way. It was acutally 3am here, and this thread inspired me something feirce. I was seriously contemplateing doing a sencond whole post worth of storytime goodness.

At 1/2/12 08:32 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Good job fuzzum.

Thank you poozy, never thought I'd get a complament from the likes of you but well taken none the less.

[SuperStupideXtreme]

grab a knife, stab him in the chest, go get a gun, and shoot him in the back of the head. If I'm too lazy, I'd tell him to fuck off.

[fuzzum111]

Alot of you are rather violent lol

[Mumbo]

I'd probably lop his arm off just out of shock

[Chdonga]

It'd be some creepy chick who wants to fuck.
This happens to me a lot.

[Magical-Zorse]

I would offer them a mento.

[kazumazkan]

no its 12:32 PM

[fuzzum111]

At 1/2/12 12:32 PM, kazumazkan wrote: no its 12:32 PM

Stop trying to be cute, follow the topic.

No this is patrick

[fuzzum111]

At 1/2/12 02:04 PM, daethdrain wrote: I keep a big black guy under my bed just for such an occasion.

That's at least more of an original response o.o