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If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:30 AM Reply

If Newgrounds were a prison Tom and Wade would be the wardens The admins and mods would be the correction officers.

The games would be the yard where we play basketball and get shanked while lifting weights.
The forums would be the cafetria.

What users do you think would be in for what?

Rummy0 would be here for stalking/harassment.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:36 AM Reply

I soulden't be in prison im innocent lawyer fucked up thats all.

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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:38 AM Reply

For selling my penguins on the black market.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:38 AM Reply

I'm serving time for man rape. got 2 get some booty


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:38 AM Reply

i would be in for vandalism and just being a cunt.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:41 AM Reply

drug dealing and murder i'm a gangster


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:44 AM Reply

I'd most likely be in there for rape.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:46 AM Reply

I stole EyeLovePoozy's golden waffle.

and raped his dog
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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:55 AM Reply

I could be happy, beacause i love newgrounds.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 11:57 AM Reply

I would be in jail for some petty tax crime because I would have evaded all of my other crimes.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:09 PM Reply

I hope it's the kind where you share cells, then I get to either bore my cell mate to death or get some sex.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:13 PM Reply

I was framed.

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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:15 PM Reply

Its more like an insane asylum than a prison.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:15 PM Reply

For attempting to crack the human and assorted animal genomes, in order to try and create a race of real anthro animals.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:17 PM Reply

At 12/30/11 12:15 PM, FattyWhale wrote: Its more like an insane asylum than a prison.

Valid point my good sir.

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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:17 PM Reply

Because I'm black.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:19 PM Reply

I would be here for assassinating justin bieber.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:21 PM Reply

What would the showers be?


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:22 PM Reply

At 12/30/11 12:21 PM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote: What would the showers be?

We don't take showers. The mods line us up and hose us of our filth.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:24 PM Reply

At 12/30/11 12:22 PM, MiloBased wrote:
At 12/30/11 12:21 PM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote: What would the showers be?
We don't take showers. The mods line us up and hose us of our filth.

In nothing but grateful dead t-shirts and pantyhose.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:31 PM Reply

I'm in for public indecentcy and streaking.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:32 PM Reply

Cocaine.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:33 PM Reply

At 12/30/11 12:17 PM, slugathor wrote:
At 12/30/11 12:15 PM, FattyWhale wrote: Its more like an insane asylum than a prison.
Valid point my good sir.

I agree.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:34 PM Reply

This would place me in max security.

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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:35 PM Reply

I'm in here for running an illegal bear boxing federation.

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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:36 PM Reply

Probably for attempting to take over the world.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:37 PM Reply

youd be getting fucked in the ass


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 12:52 PM Reply

At 12/30/11 12:34 PM, daethdrain wrote: I ummmmmmm
I wanna share cells with rag
Evhh

What would this relationship be like behind cells,As bunk mates or a invitation to a Cockmeat sandwich?

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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 01:09 PM Reply

for killing the people at adult swim. -shivers- too mutch cartoons.


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Response to If Newgrounds were prison... Dec. 30th, 2011 @ 01:10 PM Reply

I'd get locked up for Assault & battery


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