Finally have a fucking girlfriend. It's been 18 years, you lazy fuck.
Have fucking sex. Whether this happens before or after the girlfriend, I don't care. I want sexual pleasure from something other than myself
Get the fuck out more. I've already been doing this. I don't go out that much, but I just went to my first drugs and alcohol party last week and it was fun as hell.
Play my fucking bass. I started playing bass guitar in January 2009. I used to play all the time but just kinda stopped about last year. I just kinda lost interest but I really want to start playing again.
Start a fucking band. My friends and I have tried starting a band multiple times but it always go to shit. Form a band and actually play a fucking gig. You are good at bass, self, let people see that.
Get a fucking job. I've never had a job because I'm a lazy fuck who lives with my mom. Get the fuck up and fill out some applications, you fuck.
Stop swearing so fucking much. Nah, actually fuck this one. I like to fucking swear, why should I stop?
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR, NEWGROUNDS! I LOVE YOU!