Hey, big guy. Sorry things didn't go exactly as we hoped. Those pregnancy scares took a lot out of you, huh? And the whole prolapsed rectum didn't help either.
But there were some positives.
Remember the daily first?
Remember saving Wade's life at Comic-Con?
Remember that burrito from Qdoba? That was pretty good.
So let's just call 2013 a wash. No use beating yourself up, just take a mini vacay, recharge the ol battery and make 2014 the best darn year ever! Unless you're dead and reading this in hell, somehow.
Try and remember that burrito.