I'd disband the army and sell the ammunition and materials used to maintain them. Money is of far more use of me than to march into a few places for irrelevant and shitty reasons before having my shit blown in. Also, OP, you had better get a sneaky copyright on that storyline before Activision come in and take it, it'd be a great excuse for more vidya in which you shoot Russians because I don't know just shut the fuck up and shoot some Russians.

At 5/30/12 05:29 PM, EmmDubya wrote: just shut the fuck up and shoot some Russians.

You realize that in real life if you shoot a Russian it wont stop him, right? Russians are right behind Chuck Norris on the list of coolest things on the planet and they laugh in the face of death before kicking its ass with a bottle of Vodka and a fistfull of beats.

At 5/25/12 03:22 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: I would take over a small island and live there in peace.

What is this "peace" thing you speak of?

At 5/31/12 03:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote: get a nuke and blow up a random country in the world, then the world itself.

this is why i don't have a personal army.

Launch it at Uganda and takeout Konny

At 5/31/12 03:54 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote:

sorry it landed on the US. looks like you're fucked now!

OH SHIT! QUIKLY, HIDE IN THE FRIDGE LIKE IN THAT INDIANA JHONES MOVIE!

At 5/31/12 03:57 PM, Jackospades wrote:

At 5/31/12 03:54 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote:

sorry it landed on the US. looks like you're fucked now!

OH SHIT! QUIKLY, HIDE IN THE FRIDGE LIKE IN THAT INDIANA JHONES MOVIE!

did I just say Indiana Jhones instead of Jones?! GOD I FUCKING SUCK AT LIFE!

At 5/31/12 04:00 PM, mandog wrote:

STOP BUMPING YOUR THREAD IDIOT

NO! YOU DONT LIKE IT THAN GO AWAY

If I had an army, I would tell them to slap each other call each other a poodle while they slap each other, that could entertain me for a while..........

At 5/31/12 05:55 PM, RLBphoenix wrote: If I had an army, I would tell them to slap each other call each other a poodle while they slap each other, that could entertain me for a while..........

I dont know how to respond to that....

At 12/28/11 10:42 PM, Light wrote:

At 12/28/11 10:21 PM, Jackospades wrote: If you had your own private army, what would you do with it and why?

I would disband it, as being in possession of a private army is probably somehow illegal in my country, and it's definitely immoral. No one should possess a private army; only bad things can occur as a result of the existence of such armies.

having a PMC that was dedicated to fighting, Idk criminal orginazations (they wouldnt last long and you would be doing alot of people favors) or you could send them to where a evil dictator is killing citizens en masses(syria)

I'd begin a violent uprising in hopes to overthrow the government. Nah, just kidding. I'd just have the most well defended house you've ever seen.

At 5/30/12 05:15 PM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote: Make a big, public song and dance of disbanding it.

hmm

At 6/4/12 05:18 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: I'd begin a violent uprising in hopes to overthrow the government. Nah, just kidding. I'd just have the most well defended house you've ever seen.

Good plan.