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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 14:01:52 Reply

We'd go to war on Newgrounds. We'd all make shitty flash games and movies and swarm the portal. The moderators would have a bitch of a time sorting through it all.


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 14:03:05 Reply

At 12/29/11 01:01 PM, The-Last-Guardian wrote: World Peace.

WIMP!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 14:04:58 Reply

At 12/29/11 11:33 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I'd sell it to the highest bidder. Probably a mob instead of a country. The mob would pay in cash. All I would need is a mil or two and I'd be happy.

You could also just kill the mob with your army, take the cash, and not have to give up your army.

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 14:07:24 Reply

At 12/29/11 12:45 PM, Red-Cheetah wrote: I would destroy Justin Bieber.
Dont hate me Lady Gaga comes next

After lady gaga track down the Jhonnas Brothers and kill them all too!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 14:48:59 Reply

I would be the crazy, superhero militia that overthrows genocidal regimes, but somehow finds a way to make that pursuit of do-gooding to ALSO make money to fund and grow my army. These injustices willl be an ever-present threat in the world, so there will always be business. If there's no business, then we're doing a good job. Affiliated with no nation, I'd hop from place to place and destroy those that destroy the innocent...my army's might and technology exponentially growing over time.

First Syria
Then Darfur
Maybe then North Korea, I dunno.


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:08:08 Reply

Drunk and drugged people is the easy way to make an army.
just saying something dumb


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:08:17 Reply

I'd disband them immediately! Do you know how expensive an army is?!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:18:18 Reply

I'll just take over the world, and I'll do it the right way rather than OP's retarded nuclear war. I assume my army is easily powerful enough to conquer the world, since OP wasn't very specific.


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:31:23 Reply

At 12/29/11 03:08 PM, MaartenC wrote: I'd disband them immediately! Do you know how expensive an army is?!

A dragon army is not expensive at all because they feed on the corpses of your fallen enemies.

Everyone knows that.

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:48:48 Reply

Pay them more than footballers.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:51:19 Reply

I would invade a poor country with little to no army and no alliances.
Than I would take over and legalize all illegal drugs and make the country a main manufacturer of it.


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 15:52:43 Reply

At 12/29/11 03:31 PM, slugathor wrote:
At 12/29/11 03:08 PM, MaartenC wrote: I'd disband them immediately! Do you know how expensive an army is?!
A dragon army is not expensive at all because they feed on the corpses of your fallen enemies.

Everyone knows that.

My shrimp army will eat any dragon army foolish enough to challenge me!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 17:38:44 Reply

At 12/28/11 11:31 PM, shrimpchris wrote: I would use my army of shrimp to take over the world!!!

Go shrimp!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 17:40:08 Reply

At 12/29/11 03:31 PM, slugathor wrote:
At 12/29/11 03:08 PM, MaartenC wrote: I'd disband them immediately! Do you know how expensive an army is?!
A dragon army is not expensive at all because they feed on the corpses of your fallen enemies.

Everyone knows that.

Touché.

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 17:42:38 Reply

If I had my own personal army, I'd formally declare my county independant of the UK, found my own nation and rule as a benevolent dictator.

Or Constitutional Monarchy, either one will do.


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 17:52:22 Reply

1. Go to Africa
2. Kill everyone
3. Get laid

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 17:54:05 Reply

My army will be the best looking army.

Fuck you!

My army is gonna be the prettiest.

Don't bitch about me greentexting.

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 18:34:55 Reply

At 12/29/11 05:52 PM, saqwert wrote: 1. Go to Africa
2. Kill everyone
3. Get laid
4. Get AIDS

Fixed

You might want to pick a better continent to get laid in....


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 18:42:42 Reply

At 12/29/11 06:34 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote:
At 12/29/11 05:52 PM, saqwert wrote: 1. Go to Africa
2. Kill everyone
3. Get laid
4. Get AIDS
Fixed

You might want to pick a better continent to get laid in....

THATS THE TRUTH TRUTH!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 19:22:03 Reply

At 12/29/11 05:38 PM, Jackospades wrote:
At 12/28/11 11:31 PM, shrimpchris wrote: I would use my army of shrimp to take over the world!!!
Go shrimp!

give them all aids!


I USE PICNIK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 22:16:19 Reply

At 12/29/11 07:22 PM, Strobe9 wrote:
At 12/29/11 05:38 PM, Jackospades wrote:
At 12/28/11 11:31 PM, shrimpchris wrote: I would use my army of shrimp to take over the world!!!
Go shrimp!
give them all aids!

SHRIMP AIDS!

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 22:24:33 Reply

Kill all african gentlement and ladies of the world

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-29 22:37:59 Reply

Take out political figures I don't like.

Or I'd enforce some laws that are disappointingly...overlooked.

Or I'd be a dick and steal stuff.

Or I'd probably kill all SOPA supporters...


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 09:44:23 Reply

At 12/29/11 10:37 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote:

Or I'd enforce some laws that are disappointingly...overlooked.

Like what?

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 09:45:41 Reply

At 12/29/11 10:24 PM, Phantox wrote: Kill all african gentlement and ladies of the world

Because that is not at all racist.....

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 10:18:52 Reply

soooo.........

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 10:45:19 Reply

i would invade America

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 23:19:29 Reply

Invade Canada instead

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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 23:24:40 Reply

I would tell them to that violence is not the answer and make them join the mormon religion so they can live happily forever.


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Response to If you had an army... 2011-12-30 23:26:14 Reply

Lolnuking major cities.

I'd use my private army to help me gain the Dragon Balls so I could grant my wish of being taller!


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