this is getting out of hand

[IAMSuB0]

Ok, so maybe its just me but, not trying to brag or anything, I have been on my computer for a while now due to financial situations , thats all I have been doing for months and these females I used to know from a long time ago, we were just friends, nothing more are now married and are contacting me on Facebook. I even unfriended them and they insist on adding me back. We are talking about lifes problems and stuff and I am not used to dealing with these types of situations, maybe its not a big deal, but now I am talking with this one girl who just got married like a month ago about all this stuff out of the blue and its cool and I dunno whats gonna happen I just don't want her husband to come to my door with a shotgun. Mabye I am blowing it out of proportion.

[maxninja234]

If you don't want to have anything serious with these girls, pretend like your talking to one of your guy friends.

[IAMSuB0]

At 12/28/11 10:14 PM, daethdrain wrote: You're blowing this out of proportion. Unless you know the guy will react like that you have nothing to fear.
You're about how old, mid 20's?

Yeah mid 20's, I don't really know him, his friend hates me, dunno if that matters or if he knows/cares. She said she wants to hang out sometime, I don't really know the 'code' with married women or if there is one and how to respond to it.

[Jackdabomb]

Hang out with her at the usual place, Mickey D's, talk about life and shit over a double mac and coffee, go back to your shitty apartment, she tries to jump up on your dick, you resist but her feminine charm eventually overcomes you and before you know it you're stark naked with your hard dick in wet married pussy, all of a sudden "knock knock", oh shit you struggle to pull your pants on but it's too late, the beefcake of a husband has knocked down the door and is about to shoot you in the face, you remember what your father taught you all those years ago...

"Son, if you every get your hard dick and wet married pussy make sure to skullfuck your enemies"

You disarm the man and slap him so hard he falls to his knees, with a fast and powerful thrust you penetrate his eye fully and completely, it explodes like a nasty zit spraying eye juice all over your balls, bam he's dead, you fuck the woman with your eye brain juice dick until she can no longer walk, she's crippled, you dispose the body of the husband over a matter of months by eating it, many years later you visit the girl in her retirement home, you have stayed young due to your cannibal diet, you fuck her one last time killing her in the process, you get caught, arrested, and get raped by a man named Frank in jail, it doesn't matter though since you secretly enjoy it

But yea you probably are blowing it out of proportion.

[IAMSuB0]

At 12/28/11 10:42 PM, daethdrain wrote: Oh god, she wants to hang out? Hopefully his friends don't talk shit about you to him? I'd ask for a story, but it's none of my business.
You could be blunt with her and tell her what's concerning you, I mean if that's an option for you.

Well, heres the story because I have nothing better to do.

So me and her were friends in high school, and the first time I came over to her house back then she did put her leg on mine, but after that we were just friends throughout the years. After high school, we would run into each other and occasionally hang out, she even got me a job at a bank years ago because I didn't have one which was cool.

The last time I actually saw her was a couple years ago, it was weird because her and her boyfriends (now husband) apartment was next to my dads new one. So I ran into her again and she invited me in and I met her boyfriend and he offered me a beer and we talked, and she asked if I had a girlfriend, and I didn't at the time.

She knew I played keyboards and she said hey, well my boyfriends friend 'Tim' has a jam spot at his house and plays music with people. I said," No way, Tim?! We used to play in a 'band' but one time the band left the equipment at my house and my friend who came over played a bass through the guitar amp and supposedly popped the amp, and he was wining that I messed up his drums, which I didn't. I tried to apologize and say well I'll pay for the damages." He didn't reconcile though and has been talking mad shit to the whole town. So then her boyfriend was like "Oh, yeah, Tim likes to hold grudges, its ok though."

So after the drink I had to go to drop off my dad somewhere and she was like, "Ill walk you outside", and then she did and she started touching the logo on my shirt and it was kind of surreal.

So then she adds me a year ago on FB, and she posts she's getting married and I message her and say thanks for getting me that job, sorry I left and messed it up, I like your future husband I hope everything will be great for you.

So now, up to this point in time, I was weeding out my FB friends and unfriended her because I didn't see the point since she got married and stuff, now after one month of marriage she friends me and says 'Sorry it took me so long to respond, don't worry about the job, whats been going on, we should hang out sometime'!?

[Cryoma]

Married women want to talk to everyone but their husbands.
It's perfectly normal, just ignore them.