He is! He is easily the best president in the world, and in this forum of geniuses, college professors who wear fuzzy green sweaters and find everything terribly interesting, intellects, and morally correct people, who agrees with me?
Anyone who doesn't agree with me is mentally ill and should be shot. :)
And remember! Bush is the messiah and he shall lead the world into the brightest days of humanity's future! To whoever disagrees with me, I give the sensible people out there the permission to beat them with sticks. We won't prosecute!
Cmmmts pls.
At 5/8/04 06:01 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote:
:To whoever disagrees with me, I give the sensible people out there the permission to beat them with sticks. We won't prosecute!
I'll be beating myself with a stick for the next half hour then.
The nice man in the black suit with the the gun to my head says I agree completely and totally with everything in this post. He says I think that anyone who doesn't completely and totally agree with this post are actually agents of al Qaeda who should immediately turn themselves in for americanization. He says that I say that as long as I continue to agree, he won't arrange for me and my family to suddenly disappear under mysterious circumstances.
He says I think that the nice man in the black suit with the gun to my head is my best friend, and knows what's best for me, because he's from the government. He says I think that it's far better for me to leave value judgements in the capable hands of our government officials; that independent thought is evil and is a tool of al Qaeda used to poison the very heart of our American values.
He also says I say that I won't be posting naked anymore, because that's indecent and immoral and wrong and supports terrorism.
My poor Republican supporters are going to get torn apart for their lack of reading comprehension.
ill watch : )
Well, looking up there, it's good to know that people love Bush. And they also pay their taxes with a bonus for those poor people over in the IRS.
Remember, Bush is a good president, and I like it that you are all agreeing with me!
Oh, yeah, best prez ever! Not many people stand up to those pinko liberals who force women to have abotions so they can roast the fetuses (after stem-cells are harvested, of course) on environmentally friendly clean buring girls then go out and shut down businesses by imposing huge taxes because they hate any sort of economic activity then. Some of those nastly liberals will probably invite terrorists, iraqis and teacher union members (they're the same thing really (all terrorists) so I guess I are being comtotally redunderant) to the fetus bar-b-que . Finally they will go aroudn and tear down good Christian churches because they hate our fine history as a Christian nation just because they can't handle the fact that our elected leaders know excactly the best prayers for all Christians (which ought to be all Americans just by definition) to say, because God tells people that in addition to which nations and people we need to engage in Crusades against. Thank God for president bush, 'cuz God only knows what those stupid liberals would do to our country.
At 5/8/04 07:03 PM, TimScheff wrote: Oh, yeah, best prez ever! Not many people stand up to those pinko liberals who force women to have abotions so they can roast the fetuses (after stem-cells are harvested, of course) on environmentally friendly clean buring girls then go out and shut down businesses by imposing huge taxes because they hate any sort of economic activity then.
Damn straight! Dirty liberals, they just want to open the gates, and let every immigrant, refugee and drug trafickker into the US! Well, we have to say NO!!
Finally they will go aroudn and tear down good Christian churches because they hate our fine history as a Christian nation just because they can't handle the fact that our elected leaders know excactly the best prayers for all Christians (which ought to be all Americans just by definition) to say, because God tells people that in addition to which nations and people we need to engage in Crusades against. Thank God for president bush, 'cuz God only knows what those stupid liberals would do to our country.
Morality is what our good Christian president says is right, and immorality is what our good Christian president says is WRONG! You gotta understand this!
At 5/8/04 06:01 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: He is! He is easily the best president in the world, and in this forum of geniuses, college professors who wear fuzzy green sweaters and find everything terribly interesting, intellects, and morally correct people, who agrees with me?
Bush is a good president, but not the best i say tom ridge would be the best if he ran he has potential
hahaha
For a second, I thought you were serious. I mean, i was about to flip at you. But the messiah thing was true.
haha
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no an oppressive leader however much we are used to in this world do not make good leaders just good bull sh**ers and really common anyone who says god is backing them people should send to a home in texas were he can get all the help he needs.....
man seriously shut up you raided the forums with not one good post....its like my mom used to say if you don't got nothin good to say then fuck off!
Now, now, profanity is immoral and wrong and it supports terrorism. I know because Jesus G.W. Bush, Messiah, appeared to me in a vision and told me so.
It happened right after the nice man in the black suit clubbed me with his pistol for posting naked again, so I know it was really a divine vision.
The one thing force produces is resistance.
Shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit. Nobody want to hear you conservitive bullshit. Bush is one of the worst things to happen to this county in the past 10 years. People need to be beating you with sticks you fuckign loser.
At 5/8/04 09:17 PM, Pink_Floyd wrote: For a second, I thought you were serious.
But I am serious. Bush rawks!
I mean, i was about to flip at you. But the messiah thing was true.
Awwwww, and here's the bleeding heart liberal who crying crocodile tears over the 2000 election. Well, you're just a misguided person who really doesn't know how this BBS works and how the world turns. I really hope you come over to the light and see just how great Bush is. Remember, violence will solve your problems!
haha
Start a day with a smile, and end a day with a smile.
At 5/9/04 04:06 AM, bakerskater469 wrote: Shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit. Nobody want to hear you conservitive bullshit. Bush is one of the worst things to happen to this county in the past 10 years. People need to be beating you with sticks you fuckign loser.
Awwww. Did daddy beat you as a child, you childish child? No wonder America is so bad now. We have angsty angry children running around with degenerate music and acting like it's cool to undermine authority. I would invite a Brit into my home before I would allow your kind to eat the grease off my garbage cans.
Good day to you.
At 5/8/04 11:52 PM, RedSkvnk wrote: BUSHE IS TEH SUXXOTRS!!!111oen1
BUSH3 ROX DA H0U53 KR@CK@!!!111!!1111ONE! BUSHUNIT PWNS! ROTFLMFAOSMAOF!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!1111111
bush isnt that bad everyone makes mistakes but its one thing with bush.......usually people say everyone deserves a 2nd chances with bush its everyone deserves a 45th chance!
How much are you being paid to actually say that Bush is a good president? Have you had a lobotomy or something? Oh, I get it, you meant to say Bush is NOT a good president.
He may be a good dictator, or possibly a megalomaniac. President, however is not one of the things that Bush is good at.
How about this: Is Tony Blair a good prime minister? (Your view will be yes, as he has his head so far up Bush's ass, that he wears a stupid grin 24/7)
you had your head so far up you dads ass you dont pay attention to the news mabey thats why you just say that bush is a bad president but i gota say he would be a way better dictator
At 5/9/04 01:30 PM, Coop83 wrote: How much are you being paid to actually say that Bush is a good president? Have you had a lobotomy or something? Oh, I get it, you meant to say Bush is NOT a good president.
Awwww, and here's another liberal who has been living under a rock for the past four years. Are you so sad that the greatest president of all time won an election against Satan? "Gore" for the unenlightened? Awwww, poor wittle wiberal, wanna whanky? Bush IS a good president, and if you want to be blind and unable to understand what I write, then go find another cave that's very far away from civilization.
He may be a good dictator, or possibly a megalomaniac. President, however is one of the things that Bush is good at.
Damn straight!
I think you have something of a personality problem. A good year in a mental institution will do you good.
How about this: Is Tony Blair a good prime minister?
Yes.
(Your view will be yes, as he has his head so far up Bush's ass, that he wears a stupid grin 24/7)
Awwww, and you're not bitter that you're not the British PM. Wanna 'nother hankty?
it was either bush (great president) or that gay ass gore prick who would cry to the arabs to stop crashing planes into us instead of whooping their asses
Agent, the Apostle Dick, licensed spokesman for Jesus G.W. Bush, Messiah, says I can send you my hospital bill if I need stitches from busting a gut laughing. As a fellow member of God, Inc., I'm sure that won't be a problem. To steal a phrase from the immoral, decadent, terrorism-supporting youth of this great nation, Bush rox the hizzy!
At 5/9/04 02:07 PM, Ben_Fox wrote: Agent, the Apostle Dick, licensed spokesman for Jesus G.W. Bush, Messiah, says I can send you my hospital bill if I need stitches from busting a gut laughing.
Surely!
Just remember to pay your taxes. It's all about sharing, sharing your taxes with the select few who will make the world a thousand year paradise on earth. This is "democracy", and that's where the money goes.
As a fellow member of God, Inc., I'm sure that won't be a problem. To steal a phrase from the moral, christian-supporting youth of this great nation, Bush rox heaven!
But of course! I'm glad you're advertising this great thread, but I think it's somewhat named inapropriately. I think it should be called "The great shining light of TRUTH!"
Glad to be of service.
As a fellow member of God, Inc., I'm sure that won't be a problem. To steal a phrase from the moral, christian-supporting youth of this great nation, Bush rox heaven!But of course! I'm glad you're advertising this great thread, but I think it's somewhat named inapropriately. I think it should be called "The great shining light of TRUTH!"
Yea, verily. And that's exactly what I originally posted, too. Anyone who believes otherwise is a supporter of al Qaeda who's into revisionist history.
And now that the great Messiah has finally risen to power, there's no more need for those terrorism-supporting elections, either! At long last, we are poised to make New Jerusalem, the Kingdom of Heaven right here on earth!
Just remember to pay your taxes, and that membership in New Jerusalem(TM) requires an annual mean income of at least $500,000 after paying your fair share of 1% of your income to support it.
bush kicks ass bottom line topic over
At 5/8/04 06:01 PM, EvilGovernmentAgent wrote: He is! He is easily the best president in the world
He's a piece of shit.
LOLW TF GEROGE BUSH IZ NT A GUD PRESIDENT!!!!!11
U R GHEY
At 5/9/04 05:03 PM, E-Rayz wrote: He's a piece of greatness.
Why yes, he is!
He's a great human being, compared to puny little you.
And Red Skunk? I don't understand what you're saying. I, think, you, need, a vacation!
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