i am gona ask a girl out with a rap

[japjeev]

So i am going to ask her out by rapping.
This is the rap let me know how it is

Lisa i love how your so simple
if u be mine, i let u pop my pimples
i like your ass, it has some nice dimples
and when u touch me, my pants just sprinkle

everytime u hug me, you make my boner come up
your beautiful to me i dont know why they call u a sl()t.
maybe one day i will give it to u in ur butt
baby you be the squirrel, i will give u ur nut

So how is it?
I am looking forward to it tommorrow

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 12/18/11 08:34 PM, japjeev wrote: So i am going to ask her out by rapping.

Tape it. I want video evidence of her humiliation and your rejection.

[AlphaCentauri]

Sounds awesome man. You mind if I copy this down and use it sometime for myself?

[Winrar1337]

Even if she somehow likes rap music, she'll think that was stupid.

[CoCo]

she gonna go crazy over your swag dog

[killercomb]

At 12/18/11 08:36 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 12/18/11 08:34 PM, japjeev wrote: So i am going to ask her out by rapping.

Tape it. I want video evidence of her humiliation and your rejection.

this.....this times a hundred

[TheColourAwesome]

Don't forget to shoot her in the knee. Bitches love that shit.

[Jebbal]

I'm going to be honest. She most likely won't like that

[CritcalOne]

bra yo swag so stupid man it retarded it fruity get yo cracka ass out da biz with dis fruitty shit man

aka,

Cheesy.

[japjeev]

guys i am only 12 and i need my first girlfriend soon, and i dont wanna be made fun from my friends. so that rap i made which took me like 30 mins, better work. are u guys jealous?

[Sequenced]

At 12/18/11 08:46 PM, japjeev wrote: guys i am only 12 and i need my first girlfriend soon, and i dont wanna be made fun from my friends. so that rap i made which took me like 30 mins, better work. are u guys jealous?

you be trollin'.

I'm 18 and I haven't dated anyone yet. who gives a fuck if you don't have a girlfriend?

[Winrar1337]

At 12/18/11 08:46 PM, japjeev wrote: guys i am only 12 and i need my first girlfriend soon, and i dont wanna be made fun from my friends. so that rap i made which took me like 30 mins, better work. are u guys jealous?

I'm 16 and have never had a girlfriend. Trust me, asking a girl out with a rap and failing will be far more embarrassing than simply not having a girlfriend. Just ask her out normally.

[GreatPowerfulTrixie]

At 12/18/11 08:47 PM, Sequenced wrote:

At 12/18/11 08:46 PM, japjeev wrote: guys i am only 12 and i need my first girlfriend soon, and i dont wanna be made fun from my friends. so that rap i made which took me like 30 mins, better work. are u guys jealous?

you be trollin'.

I'm 18 and I haven't dated anyone yet. who gives a fuck if you don't have a girlfriend?

facepalm. anyone with a decent mind would know hes trolling with his ''rap''

[argile]

if u be mine, i let u pop my pimples
i like your ass, it has some nice dimples
and when u touch me, my pants just sprinkle

everytime u hug me, you make my boner come up
your beautiful to me i dont know why they call u a sl()t.
maybe one day i will give it to u in ur butt
baby you be the squirrel, i will give u ur nut

UH... What the fuck did I just Read? You'd probally repel that girl with the lyrics you're using... Unless she's Easily amused.

[SuperSilver123]

Here's a better one:

You might like our penises.
Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft.
Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft.
Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touch it.
And then I'll show you my penis
(You guys)
And then I'll show you my penis
(You guys)
And then I'll show you my penis
(You guys)
You might like my penis.
Hey pretty girl, did you go to college?
Did you get your BA with all that knowledge?
I like your boobies in your shirt
Please let me show you my penis
Please let me show you my penis
Please let me show you my penis
You might like my penis
Look at our penises
Look at our penises
Look at our penises
You will like our penises.
I will look at your vagina.

[Sequenced]

At 12/18/11 08:51 PM, yoshikoshi wrote:

facepalm. anyone with a decent mind would know hes trolling with his ''rap''

hence why I said "you be trollin'." lol

[japjeev]

uh my school... my reputation...

[Sequenced]

At 12/18/11 08:54 PM, japjeev wrote: uh my school... my reputation...

my life... my penis...

[Molotov]

misread title as rape. would probably have same outcome though.

[MrMeD]

At 12/18/11 08:54 PM, japjeev wrote: uh my school... my reputation...

y00 g0nA g3t da b1tch35 my m4n!

[Emma]

Good luck with that.

[Manly-Chicken]

You are gonna get slapped sooooo hard.

Tape it and post it.

[N30Chaos]

At 12/18/11 08:34 PM, japjeev wrote: everytime u hug me, you make my boner come up
maybe one day i will give it to u in ur butt

Yeah, do it.

[IAmCrystalHeights]

Lisa (Stupid little bitch)
Lisa (I really hate you for this shit)
Lisa (Fuck her)
Lisa (Fuck her)
Lisa (Bitch)
Lisa

[BizzarroPMP]

I hate it.

I am Poozy.

[escobargames]

I edited it for you.

Lisa, i love how your so simple
I'm a crazy kid who has mad pimples
i like your style, you look on the inside
When you look at me with your eyes, you can see my dimples

Every time you hug me, I feel butterflies.
Your beautiful to me, I don't know why they don't get you.
Maybe one day i will give you a ring.
Baby you be the princess, I be the king.

[Xyresic]

I guess it might work if she likes rap music... otherwise I can't see how you would think this is a good idea.

[MRK15]

Instead of a rap OP, you should cut off your penis and give it to her in a heart-shaped box.

" insert small clever message here" if you go out with me

[AlexKeller]

Word, keep it real son, shawty gonna dig the hell out of this.

[Kunera]

Yep, that'll totally go well.