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Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:30:09 Reply

My cat had kittens and I didn't really know what to do about it. My local "humane" shelter is pretty infamous for just wholesale killing strays, and if the kitten was going to die, I should balls up and kill it myself, you know?

But I thought about it for a while, and I realized that this little cat has it's own life now and doesn't want to die. Just because I can't keep it is no reason to cut it's head off with a shovel and bury it in the back yard! (I watched my mother do this when I was a kid).

So I decided to leave it in a garbage can that looked like it had some food in it. You know, kind of give the little cat a chance to live on it's own.

I feel really guilty, but I think I'd feel worse if I just bitched out and let some cold bastard do my dirty work for me.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:33:12 Reply

I hate people like that.

Get animal.
Don't fix them.
Let them have babies.
Toss out babies


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:33:34 Reply

N*gga, just man up and do your shit or be a good person and take it to a PAWS or something.
You're a bitch.

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:33:54 Reply

Yeah, throwing a kitten in a dumpster is way better than taking it to a shelter. Good call.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:33:59 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:33 PM, RacistBassist wrote: I hate people like that.

Get animal.
Don't fix them.
Let them have babies.
Toss out babies

I second this.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:36:02 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:33 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Yeah, throwing a kitten in a dumpster is way better than taking it to a shelter. Good call.

Taking it to a shelter is a bitch move, because in my town they just put all the animals to sleep. If I wanted to kill it, I should do it myself.

I'm giving this kitten a chance to find it's own home. I'm giving this kitten hope.

Also, I think this kitten is male. The balls hadn't dropped yet, but it won't be having any little babies.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:36:15 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: , and I realized that this little cat has it's own life now and doesn't want to die.

Nuff' said

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:38:15 Reply

To all the moralfags in this thread:

What the fuck was he supposed to do? Sell his house so he could support kittens?


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:38:26 Reply

a public garbage can?
what about when the garbage truck comes? O.o;

would you prefer euthanasia through drugs or to be crushed to death surrounded by filth?

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:41:08 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:36 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Taking it to a shelter is a bitch move, because in my town they just put all the animals to sleep. If I wanted to kill it, I should do it myself.

Weird thought process on this, but whatever.

I'm giving this kitten a chance to find it's own home. I'm giving this kitten hope.

It's a kitten. Chances are it's just going to die in there instead of being put own at the shelter.

Also, I think this kitten is male. The balls hadn't dropped yet, but it won't be having any little babies.

Because it will die before that point.

Get your damn cat fixed and stop feeling good about yourself because "Whoops, my cat had kittens and I don't have a good way of dealing with this situation."


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:41:51 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:38 PM, Lorkas wrote: To all the moralfags in this thread:

What the fuck was he supposed to do? Sell his house so he could support kittens?

He was supposed to get the cat fixed before it had kittens.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:43:55 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:38 PM, Lorkas wrote: To all the moralfags in this thread:

What the fuck was he supposed to do? Sell his house so he could support kittens?

No, but he should have probably gotten his mother cat fixed long before she had this litter. If he couldn't afford to get her fixed, then he is probably too poor to be owning pets in the first place.

OP, if you're not trolling and this is true, you could maybe advertise around that you're willing to give away a free kitten. I'm sure there could be someone out there that would take you up on it. If after a certain amount of time nobody responds, I would take it to a shelter. Even if they end up killing it, that is much less inhumane than letting this kitten have a feeble attempt at surviving on its own like this. Chances are it's too young to even be away from its mother this long, and even so, I doubt being trapped in a trash can is doing it much good.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:44:58 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:41 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
It's a kitten. Chances are it's just going to die in there instead of being put own at the shelter.

It's on solid food, and I made sure there was some "edible" garbage in the can before I left it in there.

Get your damn cat fixed and stop feeling good about yourself because "Whoops, my cat had kittens and I don't have a good way of dealing with this situation."

You're right.

I'm being a pussy bitch about all this. I'm gonna go back and get that kitten, cut it's head off with a shovel so it doesn't feel any more pain than it has to, and then bury it in my back yard like my parents used to do.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:45:21 Reply

just killing what you can't take care of

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:45:43 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
I feel really guilty

The motherfucker has a soul after all!


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:46:50 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:45 PM, SolidLiquid wrote:
At 12/18/11 05:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
I feel really guilty
The motherfucker has a soul after all!

No I don't.

I changed my mind. I'm gonna man up and get my shovel and take care of the problem.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:49:22 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:44 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
I'm being a pussy bitch about all this. I'm gonna go back and get that kitten, cut it's head off with a shovel so it doesn't feel any more pain than it has to, and then bury it in my back yard like my parents used to do.

Or you could put up a fucking craigslist posting or something before going straight to the animal killing. It's a kitten, people adopt them all the time. Shelters always put down strays because they're old and nobody would ever want to take one in, you can usually find someone who will take your kitten with a bit of asking around.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:49:25 Reply

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:50:48 Reply

You should have gave it a quick and painless death. Now your going to let it starve to death.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:51:35 Reply

Kind of familiar.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:51:42 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:49 PM, Travis wrote: Fix your fucking animals.

The cats aren't the ones that need fixing


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 17:51:45 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 12/18/11 05:45 PM, SolidLiquid wrote:
At 12/18/11 05:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
I feel really guilty
The motherfucker has a soul after all!
No I don't.

I changed my mind. I'm gonna man up and get my shovel and take care of the problem.

NO! NO! NOT THE FUCKIN" KITTENS MAN! Go kill something else, leave the poor kitty alone. :(


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:05:30 Reply

I find it funny how you so boldly pride yourself for being a dick, yet nobody around you seems to appeciate it or approve it. No matter how much anybody condemns you though, you'll still act that way.

Stubborn shits like you should be left in the dumpster to die.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:16:40 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I changed my mind. I'm gonna man up and get my shovel and take care of the problem.

You damn well better take your camera with you and get some pics, while you're at it. 'Cuz, y'know, it didn't happen otherwise.

(I fucking HATE cats!)

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:18:22 Reply

Ok, so you don't want to bring it to a shelter where they'll put it to sleep, so you decide to attempt to decapitate it with a shovel. How is that more humane?

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:35:13 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:51 PM, SpaceWhale wrote:
At 12/18/11 05:49 PM, Travis wrote: Fix your fucking animals.
The cats aren't the ones that need fixing

Yeah, imagine if we cut the balls off of every 16 year old human that had an unwanted kid... that's just fucked up.

At 12/18/11 06:05 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: I find it funny how you so boldly pride yourself for being a dick, yet nobody around you seems to appeciate it or approve it. No matter how much anybody condemns you though, you'll still act that way.

Just not online. In person I have an amazingly active social life because I'm in a popular local band. That's why I have the confidence not to give a fuck about intertards like you.

Stubborn shits like you should be left in the dumpster to die.

I kind of was. And I didn't die. A trailer park is kind of like a dumpster for people, isn't it?

At 12/18/11 06:16 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 12/18/11 05:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I changed my mind. I'm gonna man up and get my shovel and take care of the problem.
You damn well better take your camera with you and get some pics, while you're at it. 'Cuz, y'know, it didn't happen otherwise.

(I fucking HATE cats!)

Here ya go.

At 12/18/11 06:18 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote: Ok, so you don't want to bring it to a shelter where they'll put it to sleep, so you decide to attempt to decapitate it with a shovel. How is that more humane?

It's more honest. I'm admitting that I've sentenced this little furball to die, and I'm doing it myself. Like wiping my own ass instead of making someone else get their hands dirty.

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Also I just went back to that garbage can I left it in, and it was knocked over and the kitten was gone. Apparently the little bastard DOES want to live!


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:38:46 Reply

At 12/18/11 05:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Kind of familiar.

Best parody thread I've seen in awhile.

this one Funk made

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:38:48 Reply

At 12/18/11 06:35 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Also I just went back to that garbage can I left it in, and it was knocked over and the kitten was gone. Apparently the little bastard DOES want to live!

You're assuming they took it to let it live. Kitten stew is a delicacy to many hobos.


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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:39:23 Reply

Let it eat the garbage, and after it grew some belly, catch it again and eat it!

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Response to Threw away a kitten. 2011-12-18 18:40:08 Reply

Also I just went back to that garbage can I left it in, and it was knocked over and the kitten was gone. Apparently the little bastard DOES want to live!

Over my fat ass it does you get back out there and find that cat.


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