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Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 17:59:27 Reply

Because I've never seen him.

But I've heard tales of festive holiday bans.....


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:02:17 Reply

So how does this work?

I only get a present if I've been naughty?


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:02:35 Reply

NO. Now go to your room and think about what you've done,
You little bitch.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:03:52 Reply

Santa Clause is real. Banta Clause is not


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:04:51 Reply

At 12/17/11 06:02 PM, Corky-D wrote: So how does this work?

I only get a present if I've been naughty?

I heard he was Santa's retarded little brother, who bans all the dickweeds off the forums every christmas so the good little posters don't have to deal with their bullshit.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:08:27 Reply

Banta Claus is real, and he is in fact very dangerous. In fact he should come busting in at any second now to ban us all.

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:08:51 Reply

I believe, and I'd advise you to do the same my friend.

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:27:29 Reply

Of course he is real and so is Mrs. Banta Claus

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:38:46 Reply

We should have a secret Banta, just to keep up with tradition.

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-17 18:41:14 Reply

Shut up you fool! You're never supposed to discuss him!

That's like talking about eyelo- *Whisked away by the unknown*

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 02:49:19 Reply

I can vouch that Banta Claus is real. I was banned by him last year for a day after wishing in a thread that one day I could be banned by the real Banta Claus.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 02:51:52 Reply

I think he's PsychoGoldfish's alt.

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 03:00:26 Reply

At 12/18/11 02:51 AM, FBIpolux wrote: I think he's PsychoGoldfish's alt.

I think it's Poozy, he's the REAL BantaClaus.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 03:03:18 Reply

At 12/18/11 03:00 AM, Forte wrote:
At 12/18/11 02:51 AM, FBIpolux wrote: I think he's PsychoGoldfish's alt.
I think it's Poozy, he's the REAL BantaClaus.

Poozy wasn't around though when BantaClaus first showed up, years ago.

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 03:05:52 Reply

Banta Claus is a myth...


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 03:07:58 Reply

At 12/18/11 03:03 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Poozy wasn't around though when BantaClaus first showed up, years ago.

Maybe it works like that movie Santa Claus? He may not have been the original Banta Claus, but he could be the new Banta Claus.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 19:06:16 Reply

At 12/18/11 03:05 AM, 123mine123 wrote: Banta Claus is a myth...

No way.

I've seen pics.

It happened.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 19:21:36 Reply

Pretty sure I've been banned by him. I believe!


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 19:22:58 Reply

I didn't know he was real...

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 19:28:38 Reply

At 12/17/11 06:27 PM, reverend wrote: Of course he is real and so is Mrs. Banta Claus

honestly i thought she looked like this

Is Banta Claus real?


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 20:36:55 Reply

You better not FAIL
You better not whine
Or Banta Claus is banning you for a real long time
Banta Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list
You'd better be nice
'Else you'll be banned 'till the second coming of Christ
Banta Claus is coming to town!

He knows when you are posting
He knows when you jack to porn
He knows when you trolling
Consider yourself warned.

He's banning your ass
He doesn't give a shit
So cover those nips when you post hot tits
Banta Claus is coming, to town!


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-18 20:41:50 Reply

Hes real and when he comes he shall ban everyone in this thread!

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-24 23:22:24 Reply

At 12/18/11 08:41 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Hes real and when he comes he shall ban everyone in this thread!

Yes.

His awesome power frightens all of us.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-24 23:48:18 Reply

At 12/18/11 08:41 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Hes real and when he comes he shall ban everyone in this thread!

I don't give a shit! I wanna see him ban us all!


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-24 23:51:41 Reply

At 12/24/11 11:48 PM, StonedGrenade wrote:
At 12/18/11 08:41 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Hes real and when he comes he shall ban everyone in this thread!
I don't give a shit! I wanna see him ban us all!

I hope so also.It will be the best thing to happen!!!!!!1

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-24 23:55:11 Reply

banta claus is like a hidden trap, you underestimate the fat man, but when you have been naughty he will check his list and own you


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-24 23:57:13 Reply

to test whether he is real or not, i sent the following email to him:

dear danta claus,
show yourself or you don't fucking exist.

- santa


I am just a random user from a set of measure zero and thus am negligible.

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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-24 23:57:14 Reply

At 12/18/11 03:05 AM, 123mine123 wrote: Banta Claus is a myth...

This man speaks the truth.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-25 01:01:50 Reply

Well, I'm inclined to believe Banta Claus exists, since I received the best Christmas ban ever just the other day after mentioning in a thread that I had never been banned before in my time here on the Newgrounds BBS.

It was only a one-day ban, but was appreciated nonetheless.


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Response to Is Banta Claus real? 2011-12-25 03:02:16 Reply

At 12/18/11 08:36 PM, idiot-buster wrote: You better not FAIL
You better not whine
Or Banta Claus is banning you for a real long time
Banta Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list
You'd better be nice
'Else you'll be banned 'till the second coming of Christ
Banta Claus is coming to town!

He knows when you are posting
He knows when you jack to porn
He knows when you trolling
Consider yourself warned.

He's banning your ass
He doesn't give a shit
So cover those nips when you post hot tits
Banta Claus is coming, to town!

The new Banta Claus theme song.

Now be good everyone or Banta will come to give you bans with his new banning machine gun.

Is Banta Claus real?