Parents and strange stories.

[dlxrevolution]

One time I was riding in the car with my dad. Just a regular ol' day. Then out of nowhere, he say's "Son, I've got hemorrhoids.". Needless to say, I was utterly disgusted, so I replied " Dude, don't need to know that!!!". He then say's" Yes you do need to know. It's important because-" and I don't remember the rest of what he was trying to tell me because I was completely disgusted, I couldn't even think straight.

So tell me NG, what was the strangest thing a parent has told you?

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[phrozonfire]

Things my dad has told me when drunk:

He got crabs when he was younger.

He came onto the ceiling, where it preceded to drip onto the floor in a puddle, which his his mum tripped in and fell over.

His sister (my Aunt) had a boyfriend sleeping over back in their teenage years.
He slept on the sofa and experienced deep slumber.
He woke up with spunk all over him. During the night, the family dog Khan had his way with his mouth.
In his inebriated state he failed to notice. He summarily vomited on the now very messy sofa.

Thanks dad.

[escobargames]

My dad would say 'Im glad I have two sons instead of daughters, because I only have to worry about two dicks. If I had daughters, I would have to worry about all the dicks in the world.'